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    What it says on the tin. Or; the story of a relationship in twenty-five scenes.

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    They’ve been dating for almost a month, and Patrick still hasn’t even seen David naked, much less had anything approaching sex. It’s completely unacceptable. He had more game than this in high school, which is pretty sad, all things considered.

    Three and a half weeks of his hands and his imagination is more than enough, thanks.

    OR: David and Patrick have some alone time. Patrick has some ideas.

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    20 Feb 2021

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    The moment he saw David, Patrick's heart started pounding. Hey, I think I’m in love with you felt dangerously close to being something he wanted to say out loud, even though he knew it would be a terrible idea. Especially this early on. Especially with his business partner. Especially because he’d only recently figured out the whole liking other men thing. Especially because now he was officially—having sex—with the other men. Man. With David. This is fast, he thought.

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    A story about sex, intimacy, and falling in love way before you meant to.

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    19 Feb 2021

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    Max is in a state, and Barney helps him through it.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    GUYS THIS IS SO STUPID, BUT SO IS THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

    Cas is the owner of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and he received a very curious call on a quiet Saturday morning. Dean owns the adult shop next door, and is very confused by what's going on. Good times are had by all, except Donald Trump because fuck that morally-bankrupt tangerine.

    Is this technically a crackfic? It feels like it should be, but like this actually happened in real life, and I don't know how to handle it besides writing fic.

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    10 Nov 2020

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    “What is the music?” Steve asks.
     
    “That? Oh, just the warp and weft of Creation as it births itself, moment by moment,” the pale man says, cocks his head at Steve and smiles a crooked little half-smile, and—
     
    “Teach me,” Steve says, and the man grins.

     

    An urban historical fantasy AU in which Steve Rogers' Da is an immortal sorcerer from another world. This changes some things some things a Hell of a lot, and some things not at all.

    Or: sorcery, sex, soldiering, spy craft and shapeshifting.

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    09 Aug 2020