shallowlives
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- Bandom (23)
- The Academy Is... (18)
- Cobra Starship (16)
- Fall Out Boy (14)
- Panic! at the Disco (11)
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The Decaydance Weightloss Competition by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco
07 Feb 2021
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“We’ve taken to calling it ‘The Decaydance Weightloss Competition.’” William giggles. “Not that it actually is, though. We’re not really competing. If we did, we’d be exchanging our stats obsessively, but we don’t really do that. It’s just... we get each other, you know? A little push in the right direction never hurts if it’s asked for.”
Gabe nods slowly. “Yeah… it doesn’t sound too bad.”
“So, are you in?” William asks. “Because I could use someone to talk during tour, maybe even keep me accountable? No pressure, though. I know it’s not for everyone.”
“Sure, why not?” Gabe responds, without much of a thought. “I think it’d be good.”
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Gabe becomes entangled in the so-called Decaydance Weightloss Competition with William, Patrick, and Ryan. Needless to say, it's very disordered.
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Guilty Pleasure by shallowlives
Fandoms: Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Fall Out Boy, A Little Less Sixteen Candles a Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy (Song)
14 Dec 2020
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His heart raced thinking of the possibilities. It was common knowledge to not run toward a scream out in the middle of the night if you didn’t want to die, but Gabe wanted to die. He didn’t want to because he felt hopelessly suicidal, but instead optimistic in a sick way that dying at a vampire’s hands would be the most beautifully tragic way to end his mediocre life. Especially if there was the possibility it was William fucking Beckett.
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Gabe Saporta is a huge fan of vampires, so much so he has a Tumblr blog dedicated to the infamous William Beckett and the other vampires that roam Chicago. He would be happy to just be killed by one.
Then William Beckett falls in love with him, and Gabe will do anything for him, no matter how morally questionable.
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and latkes to eat by shallowlives for mikeyskies
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship
14 Dec 2020
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“Pete?” Gabe asks tentatively, and his boyfriend glances up. “What are you doing?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” He stops shredding for a moment and grins, motioning with the chunk of onion to another bowl, this one clear glass, of already-peeled potatoes soaking in water next to him. “You told me it’s the first night of Chanukkah tonight. I wanted to surprise you by making latkes.”
“Oh…” Gabe gulps, tugging the sleeves of his jacket over his wrists as he stares point-blank at the bowl of potatoes. “That’s… so nice. You don’t have to. Really.”
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But This Charade Is Never Going To Last by shallowlives
Fandoms: The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Bandom
02 Dec 2020
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“Dude,” Nate says. “Last year you used to eat like a fucking cow—”
Ryland elbows him. “That’s not the kind of thing you say to people with eating disorders.”
Gabe’s jaw drops. “Wait, eating disorder? You… you guys think I--” He points to himself. “--have an eating disorder?”
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In order to avoid his friends finding out he's really a vampire, Gabe decides the best course of action is to encourage his boyfriend, William's, actual eating disorder with disastrous consequences.
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- Part 2 of ED!William and Vampire!Gabe
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If You're Under The Impression I'm Alright by shallowlives for Neverhappyeverafter
Fandoms: The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Bandom, Waterparks (Band)
10 Nov 2020
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“I do not sniff the ice cream,” William insists.
“Bro, you sniff the ice cream as much as I sniffed markers in middle school.”
Recent series
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The Decaydance Weightloss Competition Universe by shallowlives
Fandom: Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is...
07 Feb 2021
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- 40,660
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- 2
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ED!William and Vampire!Gabe by shallowlives
Fandom: Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
02 Dec 2020
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- 19,434
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- 2
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In The Most Unexpected Places, I See Changes by shallowlives
Fandom: Bandom, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is...
27 Oct 2020
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He Said, “Why Don’t You Just Drop Dead?” by shallowlives
Fandom: A Little Less Sixteen Candles a Little More "Touch Me" - Fall Out Boy (Song), Bandom, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band), Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Waterparks (Band)
20 Apr 2020
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No Longer Comatose, I Woke Up No Luck by shallowlives
Fandom: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots
14 Aug 2019
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Being a singing telegram sucks, especially on Valentine’s Day.
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Bookmarked by shallowlives
14 Feb 2021
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Fairly Odd Lovers (I'm Gonna Make My Way Home) by lefticurse
Fandoms: Bandom, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco
30 Sep 2016
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“Hey,” Gabe frowns, still groggy. “Hey, what the fuck?” He wipes his eyes and sees that yes, the man is still there, and is staring at him. He sits up abruptly. “Are those - are those wings?”
faerie fic
Bookmarked by shallowlives
13 Feb 2021
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He Wants a Bad Boy (All We Want is Bad Boys) by lefticurse
Fandoms: Bandom, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship
17 Sep 2016
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“Hey, babe. Come here often?” Gabe croons, and William rolls his eyes.
(William is a detective. Gabe is just an idiot.)
Bookmarked by shallowlives
13 Feb 2021
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When We're Both Thirty by Helena_Hathaway
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco
20 Mar 2015
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Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They’d been friends though, and maybe they’d been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn’t found someone to marry, they’d marry each other.
They have thirty three days left.
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Bookmarked by shallowlives
13 Feb 2021
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They’re parked at the very edge of the lot, strategically away from streetlights, and the theater isn’t due to close for hours. Nobody should come looking for them. At least, that’s the idea.
Bookmarked by shallowlives
09 Feb 2021