9 Works by suse

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    Eames is struggling with a tedious job the week before Christmas. But then, strange things start to happen...

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    25
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    Arthur accidentally walks in on Eames having sex. But was it really an accident?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    511
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    Summary

    Didn't you know that orgies are a great place to pull?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    370
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    Arthur and Eames work at rivaling chocolate spread factories. Each year, they attend the Annual Picnic for Sandwich Spreads, where all of the sandwich spread people come to mingle. Each year, Eames taunts Arthur with his products. Arthur cannot stand the sight of Eames. It’s just that Eames has a really big dick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,470
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    933
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    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they’re not out to get you.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    196
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    Summary

    Not everyone likes change.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    149
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    Summary

    Ariadne has devised a litmus test to determine if Arthur can be approached. The litmus test is Eames.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    835
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    Arthur and Eames have made a bet about who can hold out the longest during sex without coming. But Eames has decided to bring out the big guns.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1968
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    Summary

    When Eames enters the building after his lunch break, Arthur is perched on his desk.
    Or: the one where Arthur has had a brilliant idea to get Eames to notice him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,498
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    918

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