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    Wei Wuxian gets his idea from The Mistletoe Virgin.

    He doesn’t mean to rearrange his life to fit the plot of an Emma Watson and Ryan Reynolds starred trillion dollar Christmas blockbuster. It just happens.

    (Or: Wei Wuxian convinces Lan Zhan to be his pretend boyfriend in order to prove what a great real boyfriend he would make. His fake relationship is fooling no one but himself.)

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    Wei Ying pouted. “How about this, if you end up getting taller than me, I’ll call you gege instead."

    “Mark your words,” Lan Wangji answered.
     

    (Or: Lan Wangji fell in love with a rogue cultivator who trespassed and drank on the wall of Cloud Recesses but in a desperate bid to win the Sunshot Campaign, the war council agreed to have him betrothed to the Second Prince of the Upper Realm.)

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    Lan Wangji wakes up one morning, all his memories after Jin Zixuan's death gone, eager to find his husband.

    Wei Wuxian remembers only his resurrection and is eager to find his husband.

    Little do they know that there has not, in fact, been a wedding. Nobody is eager to tell them this.

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    "I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

    Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

    Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Summer, despite its seemingly endless heat, will eventually fade into autumn. Nightfall will blend into daybreak. Wei Wuxian, whom he had once lost, whom he always fears losing, will always return. Lan Wangji knows that by heart now.

    Or: Five times Lan Wangji falls in love with Wei Wuxian all over again (and one time Wei Wuxian does so too)
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    Sequel to 'Bodega Love'

    Chapter 1 - After the dramatic bodega courtship saga, our favorite duo finally have a date scheduled. Naturally, the rest of the squad needs to weigh in on the first-date preparations. And during the date itself, the group chat discussion is hot and heavy!

    Chapter 2 - Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian explore a new side of their relationship. Meanwhile, the rest of the squad is busy with matchmaking plots and personal discoveries of their own.

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    “You know,” Ouyang Zizhen says thoughtfully over dinner one day, “I’ve never seen Wei-qianbei get jealous before.”

    Lan Jingyi pauses for the briefest second, remembers the sect rule of keeping silence during meals, and decidedly forgoes it. “What?”

    “Well,” Ouyang Zizhen continues, “Hanguang-jun always has a lot of admirers everywhere we go, but Wei-qianbei never seems to mind it.”

    “Why are we talking about this?” Jin Ling asks flatly.

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    Four times Wei Wuxian doesn't get jealous, and the one time he does.

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    The facts are thus: Wei Wuxian is in Paris, the city of love. He’s standing in the perfect spot for a vacation picture. He’s tragically single.

    Can he?

    Wei Wuxian decides that he can, and he will.

    “Lan Zhan!” He waits until Lan Zhan looks at him questioningly, and grins. “Let’s take a romantic photo together!”

    Or: Wei Wuxian keeps asking Lan Wangji to kiss him in front of famous sights. Meanwhile, Nie Huaisang's Instagram following is drastically increasing.

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    "You should not treat the crown carelessly."

    Wei Wuxian pouted. "This emperor is hurt that his beloved Concubine Lan-"

    Again, those eyes narrowed at the address. Wei Wuxian bit back a smirk, placed Chenqing on the floor next to the crown and continued, "- seems to care more for the crown when his emperor husband is kneeling in front of him."

    (Or: The first emperor of the cultivation world, Yiling Laozu, and his closest advisor, Hanguang-jun, behind closed doors.)

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  10. Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    Wei Ying and Lan Zhan meet on a bridge in Paris after years apart. And then there's the week that follows.

    A coda to Art in Life, in which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan walk half way across Paris in the dark, do some weird flirting, and (start to) Work It Out.

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    Jin Ling's birth is the happiest occasion of Jin Zixuan's life. But every gold spoon has some rust: Wei Wuxian has taken up residence too. However, Jin Zixuan has a fool-proof plan to get Wei Wuxian out of his life for good: he's going to find him a spouse. And he's got the perfect person in mind: Nie Mingjue.

    Lan Wangji has resigned himself to losing the love of his life without saying a word.

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    “So you're just going to stay in Lan Wangji's house and pretend to be a sexbot for 30 days?” Jiang Cheng asks flatly.

    Wei Wuxian quickly pulls his phone away from his ear and holds it at arm's length, just in time, because even from this distance he can hear Jiang Cheng yelling loud and clear: "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

    --

    Wei Wuxian is a programmer who sells androids used for sexual pleasure. When an old crush, Lan Wangji, walks into his shop, Wei Wuxian decides to make the delivery personally - only to be mistaken for the sexbot he was supposed to deliver.

     
    [Translation in Spanish done by the lovely Jules is available here.]

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    Wei Ying first hears about the ball over dinner.

    "They're trying to marry off Second Prince," Fourth Uncle says, through a mouthful of stew. "There is going to be a ball, for all the gentry." "Everybody who's rich and titled, who's got a son or daughter the right age, will be invited. Second Prince will pick someone out."

    "He's probably very stuffy and full of himself!" Wei Ying snorts. "I pity whoever has to marry him!"

    (In which Wei Ying, a fugitive from justice, sneaks into the palace, steals from the imperial family, and eats his words.

    AKA, yet another Cinderella AU.)

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    “If you’re going to get married,” Jiang Cheng ground out, “then you’re going to damn well get married at Lotus Pier.”

    Wei Wuxian blinked once. Again. Then: “what?”

    Or: the one with sibling reconciliation, brother-in-laws from hell, and Jiang Cheng trying to sort through his feelings while acknowledging them as little as possible.

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    “I’m so sorry,” Wei Ying says, all in a rush. “That was meant for Nie-xiong, I swear.”

    A tiny line appears between Lan Zhan’s eyebrows. “You meant to propose to Nie Huaisang?”

    “Propose to—no! No, I meant to propose to you, obviously, but not like that.”

    Like that, Lan Zhan mouths.

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    “Jingyi, I’m not scared.”

    I’m scared! Your dads will kill me if anything happens to you!”

    “They won’t kill you,” Sizhui says, but he doesn’t sound entirely convinced.

    “You keep that helmet on,” Jingyi says. “I’m too young to die.”

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    Wei Wuxian is a good for nothing, possibly evil, possibly fake uncle. But he's Jin Ling's good for nothing, possibly evil, possibly fake uncle. So it stands to reason that when Jin Ling starts to suspect that Hanguang-jun is mistreating his husband, he immediately recruits Jiang Cheng for a rescue mission.

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    Excerpt from Pretty Radical Everyday Sect Secrets (PRESS), 2nd Spring Edition

    YELLING PATRIARCH AND HANG-WHO-ANG-JUN SECRETLY ELOPED?

    His Excellency, Chief Cultivator Lan Wangji, has been missing for several weeks now. His presumed fiancé (as the PRESS reported in its 1st edition), alleged “Wei Wuxian” or “Yiling Patriarch”, has been unavailable for a statement. Coincidence? We think not!

    Jingyi's got a great idea for the juniors' politics project. Thus, the first Sect newspaper is born. In it, they grapple with important ideals like the freedom of the PRESS, which voices deserve to be heard, and who is your cultivator soulmate.
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    To the rest of the tech industry, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are former classmates and bitter rivals. But the truth is quite different. During their monthly meet-ups at discreet hotels, they enjoy a very different kind of relationship.

    One evening, a fantasy spins out of control, forcing them to confront the truth: it's not just sex anymore. They both want something deeper, something serious.

    (In which they role-play "let's make a baby".)

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