Good Omens Human AUs
A collection of Good Omens Human AU fanfics, podfics, and art.
Works where any of the ineffable ethereal/occult beings are human, including stories with supernatural elements, can be included.
Ineffable Humans works and works-in-progress of any rating welcome!
**Plagiarism will not be tolerated and will result in removal of all the author's works from the collection.**
(Open, Unmoderated)
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The New Road (is an old friend) by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale, a pastor struggling with his faith, extends a lifeline to Crowley and his infant daughter, Mira, who seek refuge on his church's doorstep.
What begins as a simple act of kindness transforms into a growing connection between the three - each finding something they’ve never had before.As their friendship deepens, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves drawn to each other, yet hesitant to disrupt the tranquility of their newfound family dynamic and their relationships within their small town. They both want what’s best for Mira, and that means safety and stability, right?
However, their cautious security is disrupted by outside forces that challenge the foundation of their relationship and force them to confront their pasts, and what they really mean to each other. -
Mistletoe by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Mar 2024
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The kiss was just a joke. Right? Then how the fuck did Aziraphale end up here?
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Anthony J. Crowley never thought about the future.
He got so lost in art, music, and gardening that he didn't notice the passing of the years around him, abandoned in a universe of carnal pleasures, alcohol, haze, and sensory oblivion. He was always terribly bored, to the point where one could almost say he suffered from boredom as if it were a disease.On the other hand, Lord Azriel Z. Fell is anchored to the past.
History, philosophy, mythology, and literature are all things that envelop him in a world of bound paper and old hardcovers. Enclosed within the walls of his estate, he spends his time lost in a world that no longer exists, unable to relate to the unbearable essence of today.God, also, is known not to play dice with the universe.
So, it's not a coincidence that Crowley is looking for a job.
And it's definitely not a coincidence that Lord Fell has one for him.OR - they call it "sugaring" once or twice but it's never meant to be that in the first place.
[HUMAN!AU – !SLOW.BURN! (like, really really slow) – Explicit scenes will increase as the chapters progress.]
Chapters out on monday&thursday.
you'll find heavy angst here. -
Montreal Confidential by Maggie_Honeybite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale is a widower who lives in Montreal and works as a librarian-archivist at the McGill University library. Crowley is a young’ish cellist who moves into the apartment next door. Complications ensue. This fic started out as an excuse for me to write about music I like in a setting I enjoy, with some smut thrown in. It’s since taken on a life of its own, complete with Canadian baked goods, some Canadian WWII history, and an Italian mafia connection.
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This Phantom Life by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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Zee slipped back into his flat and closed the door quietly.
This had been a mistake. He could feel the edges of his carefully pasted-together life starting to curl, exposing the raw undersides. It was a good thing he was near the end of his current manuscript, because he needed to be as shut-in as possible. Allow some distance between the conversation tonight and the next time he spoke with Crowley. Let the spark of this connection fizzle out before it took root.
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Zee (Aziraphale) Marsh is a widowed hermit who secretly writes bestselling romance novels under the pseudonym Bella Swansea. His life is rigorously controlled until his new downstairs neighbor arrives. Anthony Crowley causes something to come alive in Zee that he hasn't seen in over twenty years, but Crowley brings with him some of his own very dark secrets.
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"Missed connection. You were the angel sitting on this park bench, I was the demon fighting a duck for my pants and losing. If you saw me, please call me. (PS. I got them back - let’s hang out!)"
(Based on a Tumblr prompt. Human!Crowley is a disaster, but fortunately the very pretty angel he disaster'd in front of appears to think that's endearing.) -
Read Between the Panels by comicgeekery for Ambra
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Nov 2023
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Crowley is a big fan of Angel Reads, a niche podcast where a charming and snarky "Angel" gives his opinions on books he reads. Crowley's not a huge reader, but he likes the way Angel talks about the stories he loves. Meanwhile, Aziraphale isn't nearly as confident in real life as he seems on his show. It leaves him loved but still painfully lonely.
One day a new Angel Reads episode comes out and Aziraphale insults books that Crowley actually really likes. It leaves Crowley mad enough that he actually writes in to complain...but it quickly turns into a playful, maybe even flirty, correspondence.
It's not just heroes who have to be brave. Good thing these two have read enough stories to know how things go next!
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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Ninth Circle Ink was hardly more than a stone’s throw from the flower shop; Aziraphale knew from past experience that it took less than thirty seconds to go from door to door (forty-five if you had to wait for a car to pass). It had been a perfect arrangement in the beginning, when they were just starting out.
Owning a flower shop across the street from your boyfriend's tattoo parlor is fun and adorable. Owning a flower shop across the street from your ex-boyfriend's tattoo parlor? Not so much.
Now available as a (stunning!) podfic by Literarion!
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- Part 1 of Ink Blots and Forget-Me-Nots
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Two Lies and a Truth by Dannye Chase (HolyCatsAndRabbits), HolyCatsAndRabbits for AlchemyInParchment
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.
But this is a love story, after all.
It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.
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- Part 16 of Dannye's Good Omens Human AUs