12 Works in Lil’ Apple’s Choice

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    I, Wei Wuxian, Patriarch of the Yiling Coven, will be undertaking a long sleep to rest and restore my power.

    During my absence, I leave in charge my most devout and loyal servant, Wen Qing.

    Upon my awakening, I will require a virgin sacrifice to sate my hunger. They must be of unearthly beauty and peerless lineage so that their blood is sweeter than the finest wine.

    Failure to produce such a tribute will result in untold destruction.

    ~*~

    Wei Wuxian never expected anyone to actually find someone matching that description perfectly... but now that they have, he's definitely not complaining.

    OR; Wei Wuxian is a vampire and Lan Wangji is his big, intimidating virgin sacrifice.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Collections:
    1
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    462
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    This is the tale of Captain Lan Wangji and his first merman encounter.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    150
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    906
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    220
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    It doesn't come as much of a suprise when Hanguang Jun crashes their murder party. Ever so valiant in his efforts to deliver justice, he fails to follow through with his mission.

     

    Wei Wuxian makes up for stealing his spotlight.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    52
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    2113
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    "Because of the incompatibility between Wei-gongzi's soul and the body he is residing in, the body is deteriorating as we speak. Judging by the fainting spells," the physician winces, "he might not last past the winter."

    Silence falls over the Jingshi for a long moment before it is broken up by Wei Wuxian's laughter. "That's a joke right? Tell me that's a joke."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    140
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    1001
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    237
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    6732
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    In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.

    Language:
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    33,438
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    2496
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    5949
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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    946
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    8142
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    3273
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    Every student of House Mandrake is assigned a study partner, a counterpart from House Valerian.

    Lan Wangji suspects, with some outrage, that he's been given the troublemaker.

     

    (Kushiel's Legacy fusion; you do not need to know anything about those books except for the bits of the worldbuilding that I explain in the author's note!)

    Language:
    English
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    21,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    311
    Kudos:
    3324
    Bookmarks:
    980
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    23591
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    While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

    Language:
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    12,551
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    769
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    9846
    Bookmarks:
    2800
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    81354
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    Wei Wuxian just wants a little warning before Lan Wangji says nice things.
    Lan Wangji just wants to love on his husband, thanks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    390
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    6208
    Bookmarks:
    1709
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    32760
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    Thirteen years ago, Wei Wuxian brought scandal and shame down upon his head and was thrown out of the competitive ballroom dance circuit. He vanished, never to be heard from again.

    Lan Wangji aches when he remembers the way Wei Ying danced--like a laugh given movement and form. He has never stopped searching for him.

    Language:
    English
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    47,522
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    4
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    “Wei Wuxian,” the man grits out, and he pauses with one hand reaching for the door handle. The disciple who had come in to speak to Lan Qiren brushes past him and exits the pavilion without a backwards glance. Wei Wuxian turns back to Master Lan, one eyebrow tilting up in question. “An urgent matter has come up,” Lan Qiren says, every word sounding like it’s being forcibly dragged from him. “His Excellency requests my presence. Their current instructor is ill, I was meant to take over classes for today,” he continues, gesturing towards the tiny juniors. He swallows heavily, and the next sentence sounds bitter. Choked. “I cannot leave them unattended.”

    Wei Wuxian just blinks at him.

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    Wei Wuxian is asked (under duress) to babysit a class of tiny Lan cultivators for just a few minutes. A few minutes turns into an hour, turns into two hours, turns into an impromptu literal field trip and now there's an entire class that is weeks ahead of their curriculum, their most junior disciples have apparently imprinted on Wei Wuxian like baby birds, and Lan Qiren has no one to blame but himself.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,188
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    770
    Kudos:
    11788
    Bookmarks:
    2653
    Hits:
    101294
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    So much has been lost to the fire. So much history, so much knowledge, so much of the soul. And then there he is, beautiful and ancient and loved by Time. He almost looks alive. What kind of person was he? What kind of life did he lead? Lan Wangji wants so much to know, it's a physical ache. If only he could...
     

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    Wei Ying is from a time of sword fights and honorable sects. But when he wakes up from an ice slumber, he's a thousand years in the future of a world that has moved on without him. He learns as much as he teaches the attentive, serious and precious scholar he calls Lan Zhan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,507
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    1404
    Bookmarks:
    370
    Hits:
    14300

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