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    Q's yacht explodes while on holiday in the Celtic Sea. In the subsequent weeks, while the police investigate the cause of the bombing, he searches for his mysterious savior.

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    The 00's believe that Q is just a basement-dwelling nerd, but he is more than that. They also believe that Bond is emotionally cold and only beds women, they are shocked when Bond takes Q in his arms and kisses him stupid at the Q-Branch Christmas party.

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    Mallory was just buying groceries.
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    Can he be disappointed about how bad this kidnapping attempt is?

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    I know we agreed that it was in MI6’s best interests to get 007’s mission report as soon as he regained consciousness, but in hindsight I wonder if we shouldn’t have waited until the drugs wore off. Dr Singh says she’s very sorry, but the combination of the painkillers and the drugs had unexpected side effects.
    - Q

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    Duncan was dead to begin with. 

    “Eve, I need help,” Q whispered into the phone. 

    “Yes. Yes, you do,” Eve growled back. “What the fuck, Q? It’s 3am.”

    “Oh.” Q shot a look at his alarm clock and winced. “Is it?” It was. Shit.

    “Yes.” There was a sound of rustling blankets. “Someone better be dead, Q.”

    And didn’t that just hit the nail on the head. Because he was. Dead as a doornail.

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    M solemnly swore never, ever, to let Moneypenny go on holiday ever again.

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    3
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    Created for MI6 Cafe’s Anon Prompt Gift Exchange for December!

    For the prompt: Person B has to take care of a to-handsize-shrunk person A. Extra kudos when person B has to either sew or come up with clothing for A (who either has one set that shrunk with them or is as naked as the day they were born).

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    Gareth Mallory would not normally say he was easily stressed out.

    But this was not a normal week.

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    Created for MI6 Cafe’s Anon Prompt Gift Exchange for December!

    Week 2: “ Suddenly a few feet away the entire plate-glass window shivered into confetti.“ I tweaked the wording to this scenario a bit and came up with something else entirely. ^_~

    It’s also Bond and Q’s wedding day!

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    Prompt: "Suddenly a few feet away the entire plate-glass window shivered into confetti." - Casino Royal

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    James and Q finally manage to go on their first date. And it was all going so well...

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    "Suddenly a few feet away the entire plate-glass window shivered into confetti." - Casino Royal

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    A clever prince catches a wily thief.

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    Q is sitting in a tree to find out who the thief of the King's golden apples is.
    Only this "thief" isn't someone he expected, let alone their reasoning for the deed.

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    “Fuck that,” Q declares, and he finds himself smiling. “If there’s a bomb on this yacht, you’re going to need help defusing it.”

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    There's a reason Bond doesn't die whenever he jumps off a yacht in the middle of the ocean.

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    Who is responsible for the sweets appearing in Q-branch’s kitchenette?

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    He had thought jumping off the yacht was the only thing that could save them. But the ocean is vast and deep and it might have been better if they had died in the explosion.

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    James drops by Q Branch with some sweet treats. Q really should get around to telling Doris at number 37 to stop baking for him.

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    Q is at work and receives a rather erratic call from Bond, who should be at home..

    This is for week 1 of the 2020 MI6 Cafe Anon Gift Exchange and (more or less) fills the prompt:
    “Your cat just shat all over the clean litter again.”
    “How come he’s my cat whenever you don’t feel like-”
    “Love, I’ve just spent an hour scooping out the litter box. It’s your turn.”

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    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    424

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