Taserbones Tumblr Prompts & Tiny (Adorkable) Fics
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I tumblr'd, I fell by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Sep 2019
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A collection of taserbones stuff I've written 'cause people asked for it on tumblr:
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Sleep on the Floor by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Sep 2019
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The new security guy probably needs to know about Darcy's nightmare thing...
for winchesterxgirl
based on this post:
https://yespumpkindoodlesthings.tumblr.com/post/187745816788/thinkin-about-how-as-a-kid-i-was-afraid-to-sleepSeries
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Darcy's Home for Wayward Murder Kittens by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jan 2021
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Just one overworked lab assistant and three sometimes homicidal men in various stages of rehabilitation
*based on a tumblr prompt ask for anon
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3am by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Apr 2020
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based on this prompt:
https://yespumpkindoodlesthings.tumblr.com/post/187889909338/imagineyouricon-imagine-your-icon-showing-up-at
imagine your icon showing up at your house at 3 am and crawling into your bed with no context or explanationSeries
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Attempts At Flirting by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Sep 2019
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This one's for Em. I wrote you a thing a.) as a thank you for saying the tumblr prompts made you feel better this weekend and, b.) hoping this bit of fluff brings you more happiness. Squeezed all the lines from this prompt into one thing:
https://yespumpkindoodlesthings.tumblr.com/post/187893777298/witterprompts-if-youre-following-me-because
“If you’re following me because you’re lost, I have some bad news. I am too.”
“We need to talk about how you keep spreading rumors about me. I mean, most of them are true, but wow. Super rude of you.”
“I’m trying to fix all the wrongs I’ve done, but there’s just so many. The life of an ex-supervillain is hard.”
“What am I supposed to do with all this power, if I can’t use it to make people happy?”
“If you’re not here to give me caffeine, then what are you here for?”
“We have no need for wishes? Speak for yourself, I’ll take them!”Series
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Banned by PumpkinDoodles for Britt1975
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Sep 2019
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A silly bit of domestic fluff for @Britt1975, who loves established relationship Brock/Darcy, partially inspired by this tumblr prompt:
“I just got banned from target for life.”
“How in the hell does one get banned from target?”
“Careful planning, boredom, and an overall disregard for social norms.”Series
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different ways to say i love you by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Sep 2019
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how many ways can you say it?
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Wait, Take Gerald With You! by PumpkinDoodles for ibelieveinturtles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Nov 2019
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based on this prompt from @ibelieveinturtles/SerialObsessor:
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On Love Note Day, Darcy gets an anonymous letter...
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not fine by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2020
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She'd told Jane she would be fine dealing with some torn ligaments on her own. But Darcy was not fine. She was a mess. A crying in public mess.
Even more messy? Her work nemesis deciding to take an interest in her well-being.
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"Shouldn't you be with Boothby?" by PumpkinDoodles for Dresupi
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Oct 2019
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Tumblr prompt: "Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
Taserbones for Dresupi
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who are you? by PumpkinDoodles for ibelieveinturtles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Oct 2019
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Taserbones and “What do you mean who am I? We’re married. - Who the f*$k are you?” for @ibelieveinturtles
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First Date by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Oct 2019
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“I don’t want to scare you, but I think I’m madly in love with you,”
“I really like you too, but it’s our first date, so let’s get to know each other better,” for winchesterxgirl/@stars-thunderbirdSeries
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you're safe with me by PumpkinDoodles for Kitrazzle
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Oct 2019
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Taserbones. Two versions of “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me” for kitrazzle
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torture and cheese fries by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Dec 2019
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Brock Rumlow really wishes he hadn't agreed to go on this blind date with Foster's assistant...
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Closer by PumpkinDoodles for SerialObsessor (ibelieveinturtles)
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Oct 2019
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Taserbones two things prompt: NIN's "Closer" and the Ghostbuster's theme song mashup + a witch's hat for @ibelieveinturtles
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Halloween Accidents by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2020
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Anonymous requested: "I wish you would write a fic where Darcy unexpectedly runs into Brock while he's undercover and to keep her from speaking and blowing his cover he kisses her."
I made it Halloween
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Extra Virgin by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Apr 2020
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Anonymous said:
"I wish you would write a fic where Darcy is still a virgin thanks to being busy with aliens/set up on too many mediocre dates and decides she wants to figure out who at SHIELD she wants to sleep with before the next world crisis means she dies a virgin. Brock gets wind of her plan and takes full advantage of the opportunity to seduce himself into her life/bed permanently since he's been into her for ages."
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You Are Cordially Invited to Bite Me by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2020
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A fake wedding license, a gown, and Phil Coulson to walk Darcy down the aisle to the world's most annoying fake groom...before the arms deal. What could possibly go wrong?
Winchesterxgirl requested a tiara fic. I made it a sequel to "Welcome to Vampireville, USA, Darcy Lewis."
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- Part 19 of Taserbones Tumblr Prompts & Tiny (Adorkable) Fics
- Part 2 of This Sucks
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Okay, Maybe I Lied by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Jan 2020
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“Brock, wake up! Wake up!” Darcy hissed, shaking him. Or at least trying to. He was solidly asleep--in her bed. “You have to go!” she said, as his eyelids fluttered open.
“Huhm?” he said.
“We overslept. You have to go,” she repeated sternly, “before Jane finds out we slept together.”Darcy doesn't want Jane to make good on that threat to replace Brock with a boring security guy. A sequel to "Right, I Hate You."
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nothing serious by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Feb 2020
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Prompt from @winchesterxgirl: Taserbones, “I just gave you a blow job! It wasn't even a date.”
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your voice by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jan 2020
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Brock Rumlow can't stop thinking about the voice in his ear during this mission.
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maybe sometime by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jan 2020
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Anonymous said:
I wish you would write a coffee shop fic? I accidentally made myself obsessed with the idea of Brock falling for grumpy pre-coffee Darcy, and then being equally enraptured but totally caught off guard by happily caffeinated Darcy?Series
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I Want A Baby by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Feb 2020
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alaskarostova requested Darcy/Brock and the "text your boyfriend 'i want a baby' meme":
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A Fine Romance by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 May 2020
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@winchesterxgirl--prompt: Bob Burgers’ quote: “She’s so bland that if she was a spice, she’d be flour.”
I made it a sequel to Shouldn't You Be With Boothby?
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My Funny Valentine by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Jun 2020
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Tasked with baby-sitting Brock Rumlow on Valentine's Day, Darcy thinks it'll be an interesting way to make some overtime money. She just doesn't know how interesting. Thank God she has Foggy Nelson on speed dial.
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Hearts, Candy, & Kidnapping by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
14 Feb 2020
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This was not how Darcy’s Valentine’s Day was supposed to go, she thought, testing the zip ties that bound her wrists behind her back. “Ow,” she said, when her shoulder twinged painfully.
She was kidnapped.
Anonymous requested a Taserbones fic where Darcy is Tony Stark's daughter
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Do Assistants Dream of Electric Sheep? by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
17 Feb 2020
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She was always too good for him, Brock Rumlow thinks. Too perfect. That's why he was so happy with Darcy Lewis--before everything went sideways.
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Murder House by PumpkinDoodles for Jaili
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
17 Jun 2020
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Darcy and the new security guy go house hunting.
itsjaili asked for:
After seeing that cursed house/shed/bathroom post, now I want to see Darcy and Brock in some kind of spooky scenario! I can see Darcy being creeped out but making light of it while Brock is seriously considering looking up the former owners and checking to see if there's some kind of creepy cult out there he didn't know about it.Series
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Blink and You'll Miss It by PumpkinDoodles for Queen_Penthesileia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
12 Sep 2020
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“Rumlow was trying to pick you up,” Jane hissed in a low voice.
“What?” Darcy said. “Meeeee?” Then she lowered her voice. “That guy? No way,” she said, shaking her head.
“This is just because you’re demisexual, you never think anyone wants in your pants,” Jane whispered. “But I saw him. I know moves.”
“You do not know moves,” Darcy said. “I invited him to board games and yoga. He wants to meet people and he doesn’t like being single and working so mu--oh,” she said.
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Divorcée by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
07 Apr 2020
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@winchesterxgirl requested Brock & Darcy meeting at a divorce party
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Corner Table by PumpkinDoodles for LuminescentLily
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
11 Apr 2020
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Jack Rollins knows his boss can be obsessive. But he's bloody exhausted with Rumlow's latest fixation: the woman who has dinner every night at the restaurant they're currently staking out. It's just like Brock Rumlow to fall for some girl who's probably a mobster's niece.
Tumblr request from LuminescentLily
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For All Life's Little Injuries by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
22 Jul 2020
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Ian doesn't really respond to Darcy's "bids" anymore. But what can she do?
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Darcy spots a suspiciously familiar face when she's the third wheel on a Jane and Thor trip.
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You're My Baby, You're My World by PumpkinDoodles for Queen_Penthesileia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
05 Feb 2021
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“You think you could keep your little family hidden from SHIELD? From me?” Fury said.
“What the hell are you talking about?” Rumlow said. He laughed openly now. He had no idea what Fury knew. Fury leaned forward and smiled.
“She put your name on the birth certificate,” Fury said, sliding the phone out of his pocket and flicking through to a photo. He held it up. “That close enough? The doctors said your vision’s damaged from all the debris.”
Brock blinked, trying to make sure he was seeing the image correctly. On the screen, Darcy Lewis was carrying a tiny, dark-haired infant. He stared at the image for a long moment. Closed his eyes. Refocused. “You want the bases?” Rumlow said quietly.
“All of them,” Fury said, tucking the phone away. Rumlow’s eyes followed it to his pocket.Series
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Nervous? by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
29 Jun 2020
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Why is Darcy's boyfriend acting so weird?
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Insight by PumpkinDoodles for NevermoreBlack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor - Fandom, Captain America (Movies)
27 Aug 2020
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“Have you ever been in love with somebody and they ditched you?” he asked Darcy. She nodded, studying his face. This was their third session. He was getting divorced.
“Yes,” she told him. Simple. To the point. Honest, Darcy thought. She thought it was important for her to be truthful with patients.
“I mean, I feel blindsided. She just left. How do I respond to that?” her patient asked her. “It feels like everyone wants me to just be okay--and sometimes, I’m okay and then I’m not okay, you know?” he added, gesturing. Across the desk, Darcy smiled gently.
“That’s completely normal,” Darcy told him. “Some days, you’ll feel fine, but then your feelings of anxiety and grief will come back. So will the anger. It’s a back and forth--it doesn’t necessarily go in a linear order. The important thing is that you reach out when you’re feeling loneliness, all right?”Darcy's made a new life for herself. She doesn't expect the ex who ruined her last one to come back from the dead.
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Brock. My Brock. by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
20 Aug 2020
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Darcy finds out that her brother Dave's best friend since high school isn't working a safe desk job at the Pentagon. Jane finds out that Darcy had an awkward childhood crush on a...jackbooted SHIELD thug?
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The Ex Mrs. Hammer by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
14 Feb 2021
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Darcy Lewis--formerly the fourth Mrs. Justin Hammer--falls into a friends-with -benefits thing with her new coworker. She's not telling anyone about her ex. But it's not like Brock Rumlow should mind. Everyone says Sharon Carter broke his heart.
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Ask Her by PumpkinDoodles for winchesterxgirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
06 Aug 2020
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It’s obvious that Brock Rumlow ought to ask Sharon Carter out on a date, so Darcy decides to play matchmaker.
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Thirst Trap by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 Feb 2021
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Darcy befriends the new intern. It turns out his uncle is that STRIKE Commander.
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A Favor You Can't Refuse by PumpkinDoodles for ibelieveinturtles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
23 Aug 2020
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The Lewis family has a long relationship with the folk. But Rumlow isn't what Darcy expected would show up in London.
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- Part 42 of Taserbones Tumblr Prompts & Tiny (Adorkable) Fics
- Part 2 of Hey, Pumpkin! Halloween Fics
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If The Men Know We Can Shapeshift... by PumpkinDoodles for notahotlibrarian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
14 Jan 2021
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Darcy tries to keep her secret identity--Youtube makeup celebrity--hidden at work. People at SHIELD don't take makeup seriously. But Brock Rumlow's sister is a huge fan.
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scars by PumpkinDoodles for NevermoreBlack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
04 Sep 2020
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Brock Rumlow isn't expecting Darcy Lewis to ask him out on a date--especially after she turned him down years ago.
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A Piece of Your Mind, Huh? by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
17 Sep 2020
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If Pom-Pom Chick thinks she can insult him in public, she's wrong, Brock Rumlow decides.
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So, It Wasn't A Blind Date? by PumpkinDoodles for scarletnerd05
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Sep 2020
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Darcy Lewis is going to throw down with this rude woman in the Mellow Mushroom. How can her date stand her? Especially since he seems so decent.
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not technically legal by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 Sep 2020
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When she buys a guy a drink after bumping into him accidentally, Darcy doesn't expect to wake up with a fiancé--much less two.
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Hi. I'm New Here. by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
23 Oct 2020
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Darcy Lewis is very, very pregnant.
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do a harry holt by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor - Fandom
18 Oct 2020
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Darcy has a crush on a certain STRIKE commander, so she goes to his best mate for advice.
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DM me the details by PumpkinDoodles for CreativeNameHere
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
12 Feb 2021
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Darcy Lewis wants to flirt with her hot Insta follower from that gym, but first she needs to tell off the uptight schmuck from STRIKE Alpha who keeps sending her bossypants emails. Brock Rumlow is such a workplace Karen.
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Darcy just wants to feed some squirrels.
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Confetti and PT by PumpkinDoodles for Shenandoah76209
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
07 Jan 2021
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Darcy recognizes the burned man in the DC hospital bed.
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I'm Rooting for the PBGV by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
26 Nov 2020
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Darcy and the Very Chill Thanksgiving
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Bachelor Party by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
11 Jan 2021
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Lying to your wife about where you are is always a bad idea, Brock Rumlow realizes.
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Order Confirmed by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
26 Jan 2021
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Darcy sees an email in Brock's inbox.
Based on this tumblr post:
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Happy Chocolate Cake Day! by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
28 Jan 2021
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Darcy gets sad news on Chocolate Cake Day--and then a surprise a few days later.
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I Know I Saw A Dog.... by PumpkinDoodles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
04 Feb 2021
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“Somebody snuck a dog into the building the other day,” Darcy said. “I want to find the dog so I can pet it---what’s wrong?” she asked. Cam had gone a little pale.
“What night?” he said.
“Umm, Wednesday?” Darcy said. “Sort of Labrador-sized, dark? Could we find him on the security footage?”
“I’m sorry, but uh, I really can’t help you,” Cam said, looking, well, odd. “New rules about the system feeds.”
“Okay,” Darcy said. She thought he’d walk away, but Cam actually leaned in.
“Darce, if you see a big, dark dog in this building that looks like a--a sled dog, do not approach, okay?” he said, eyes wide and serious. “I really mean it.”
“O-okay,” Darcy said, more slowly. “Gotcha.” She nodded. Cam looked relieved.Series