unrelated oneshots in which Q is a freak
in which Cousin Curdle’s wedding is the least exciting part of this trip to the US by clarence_sage for TeaganTheAmazing
11 Nov 2019
Dorian Addams is the eldest child of Morticia and Gomez Addams by about 10 years. He’s the only one to have left home. He also goes by ‘Q’.
Basically, a silly fic where Bond volunteers to be Q’s bodyguard on an overseas trip Q insists on taking for “family reasons” (MI6 is being paranoid about the Quartermaster’s security because of a recent abduction scare), but he soon discovers that Q’s family, the Addamses, are… well… really fucking weird.
- Part 1 of unrelated oneshots in which Q is a freak
in which Q is an angsty vampire who kills people, blood drinking is described semi-erotically, and the ending leaves you feeling unfulfilled by clarence_sage
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig movies)
11 Nov 2019
Sweat on his skin and dirt on his hands as he poured the limp frame of gentle flesh into the grave he’d dug. Blood under his nails and iron oxide on his tongue.
Me, being me, was unable to resist writing about vampires, and created this. It feels half-complete and the ending is somewhat unsatisfying (not necessarily sad, though, if that was a concern), and I couldn’t think of a way to fix it up to make it seem more rounded. Q’s a dumbass, a murderer and an absolute slut for that Red Juice, Bond is in the wrong place at the wrong time but doesn’t die or get turned, and there’s a lot of suicidal pondering, offbeat sudden humour in amongst the slimy darkness, and unspecified personal vampire headcanons.
- Part 2 of unrelated oneshots in which Q is a freak
in which Q is from Night Vale, his accent was a town mystery, his real name is actually ‘Quartermaster’, and everyone thinks he’s joking when he’s talking about his childhood by clarence_sage
21 Jan 2020
There’s something odd about Q. It’s not until 007 gets dragged to Night Vale on an international mission that things begin to make sense.
Probably the stupidest, crackiest crack I've ever written. It'd been sitting in my drive for MONTHS and I decided 'what the hell' and posted it.
- Part 3 of unrelated oneshots in which Q is a freak