27 Feb 2020
The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.
shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely
"It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.
AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.
- Part 1 of Bartending AU
25 Apr 2020
If Renfri were straight and also someone who believed she needed a relationship to have a meaningful existence, she'd probably marry Geralt and not totally hate her life.
Luckily she's neither of those things, so she's fucking Geralt's girlfriend instead.
- Part 2 of Bartending AU
10 Aug 2020
Yen eyes her sidelong. "You're pretty shy for a kid who, what—climbed out the window and tracked down a man she barely knew?"
"Walked out the front door," Ciri mutters. "Grandpa was playing video games."
Aka: When Geralt's goddaughter turns up outside the bar on karaoke night, Yennefer is the one who convinces him to let her stay.
- Part 3 of Bartending AU