17 Apr 2020
“A prostitute put a finger up my ass,” Geralt says.
Jaskier’s brain stutters to a stop, the swiftly begins anew. “That is… quite the mental image. How was, uh, that?”
“It felt good.”
Geralt learns Jaskier sometimes has sex with men, and can't stop thinking about the process.
Also, drowners covered in sewage water.
- Part 1 of Discoveries
04 May 2020
"My asshole is tighter than a cunt," Jaskier says.
Geralt gives him a predatory look, slipping his fingers from Jaskier’s body. “Not when I’m through with it.”
Geralt realizes he's being a bad boyfriend, tries to figure out how to be a good boyfriend, and ends up drinking a lot and buying Jaskier pretty things.
Working titles for this were: "They're taking the Witchers to Novigrad," "A Demisexual and a Pansexual walk into a tavern," and "Geralt fucks Jaskier to unconsciousness in a bathtub."
Can be read as a standalone.
- Part 2 of Discoveries
16 Jul 2020
Geralt crooks a finger, and Eskel leans over.
“You’re not gonna believe this shit.”
Jaskier learns the Griffins can fly in the worst way possible, Geralt spends slightly too much time talking about prostates, and Eskel discovers he doesn't need his hands to orgasm.
(Can be read as a standalone)
- Part 3 of Discoveries