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    As they strolled through the bustling streets of London, Crowley couldn't help but notice the way Aziraphale's eyes twinkled with delight as he perused the shelves of a quaint bookstore. With a grin, Crowley leaned against a nearby lamppost, watching her beloved with a mixture of fondness and longing.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale finally kiss the right way

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    A collection of angsty things I have in my head that i need to write out before they consume me
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    Angst I will eventually write and never recover from

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    After switching bodies to escape Heaven and Hell's wrath concerning their thwarting of Armageddidn't, Aziraphale and Crowley navigate their Rocky New Beginnings.

    Beelzebub shows up at the bookshop with no memories and Aziraphale and Crowley must decide how to handle this complicated situation. The Ineffable Husbands embark on a journey that includes watching Rocky Horror Picture Show together, watching Pride and Prejudice in a fort, slow dancing to the Velvet Underground, binge watching The Golden Girls, making breakfast for each other, sleeping in each other's arms, decoding Beelzebub's mysterious memory loss, fighting hell, fighting each other, and fighting for their love.

    How will Aziraphale and Crowley navigate their undefined relationship, an amnesiac demon, and the looming threat of Heaven and Hell?

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    Crowley walked up to the first angel he saw. “Oh, hi,” he said ever so sweetly, fake smile firmly in place. “So sorry to bother you. Would you be a dear and direct me to the Supreme Archangel’s office? It’s my first day, you know. And I seem to have gotten a tad lost, I’m afraid.”

    The angel stared at him. „It’s your… first day on the job?“

    Or:

    Where Aziraphale hints that he plans to Fall to prevent the Second Coming and Crowley decides to pursue a new job opportunity. After all "head diving into a pit of sulphur" is listed under "special skills" on the demon's CV. Crowley hasn't anticipated, however, that this rescue mission would turn into a very messy fake-relationship-situation in a matter of minutes. And that Falling might be a lot harder the second time around.

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    Commanded to Rome by Heavenly decree, the ordinary angel Crowley finds himself taking up the guise of a female courtesan.
    But Crowley is caught between fear and desire while being courted Asmodeus, the Second Prince of Hell who has an offer that is hard to refuse, and the quite genuine love of an unconventional young patrician named Lucius who has wandered into this mess somehow.

    And of course, there is Aziraphale, the Seventh Prince of Hell who Crowley loves but cannot have, and who definitely can't know about these other suitors...

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    Set two years after Aziraphale leaves to become Supreme Archangel. It’s the Second Coming. Aziraphale is tasked with finding parents for the new Christ and returns to earth. He needs Crowley’s help, but the two haven’t spoken since the break-up. Crowley doesn’t want to forgive the angel, nor does he want to help out with the baby, but he finds it incredibly hard not to get involved.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley raise the new Christ together; a girl named Eden. While they try to sort out their feelings and avert the apocalypse.

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    Crowley had always assumed Aziraphale would want to run away with him in order to be together. He had never bothered to ask if there was a version where they would be an ‘us’ on earth. What was Aziraphale supposed to do once they arrived in the Alpha Centauri system. How would that even work with his book collection? Sure, Aziraphale had fallen in love with the demon – and it had taken him a while to be able to admit that – but he had also fallen in love with humanity, with earth. He had never planned on leaving. He knew earth would be no fun without his favourite wily serpent, but that did not mean he would be fine anywhere as long as Crowley was there. He had standards.

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    While Aziraphale is busy playing a very dangerous game up in Heaven, Crowley hates every single second of it.

    But he also knows that it might be their only chance to thwart the end of everything before it's too late.

    And so – between schemes and mishaps and shenanigans, between reluctant allies and unexpected revelations about each other – they just might make it out alive.

    They only have to deal with The Metatron, search for Jesus, try not to get killed by Lucifer in particular and all of Hell in general, and team up with a bunch of stuck-up (ex-)archangels.

    Simple enough, right?

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    Aziraphale heard the footsteps and scrape of the lock, which gave him a split second of warning before the door swung open. It was not enough time to prepare him. Perhaps no time would’ve been enough to prepare him. He’d thought to see Crowley as he always was, impeccably dressed, polished and impenetrable. Maybe even a little slurred with drink or sleep, if things had been really bad in the last month.

    The Crowley in front of him was—there was no other word for it—soft. His hair was mussed in places, sticking up on one side. He wore no glasses, and there were wrinkles from bedsheets across the side of his face. His feet were bare, and he wore a silky black robe loosely tied across his hips, exposing a long V of skin that started above his navel and traveled tantalizingly up to his clavicles. Aziraphale was so transfixed by the sharp jut of that collarbone that he completely missed the dumbfounded expression on Crowley’s face.

    *****
    A month after Aziraphale follows the Metatron into Heaven, he's gotten himself reassigned to earth. He's finally free to express his love...but Crowley isn't ready. Aziraphale comes up with a Plan.

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    Sometime after the Second Coming, Crowley and Aziraphale are visiting Crete during olive picking season. A little bit of happiness (and smut) after too long.

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    “Why are you talking like that?"

    "What?" Aziraphale asks quickly in a tone that suggests he didn’t hear the question, stalling for time.

    "David's doing it too." Georgia says flatly.

    "Hmmmnnnot" Crowley shakes his head, mumbling.

    "Yes you are, oh God, they've gone method" Georgia rolls her eyes.

    OR

    A Good Omens / Staged crossover in which we see David and Michael trying to survive in the Good Omens universe and Aziraphale & Crowley in our world.

    They wrestle with mistaken identities, supernatural entities and confused partners whilst trying to find a way back to their own world.

    Part 2 of a series, can be read without part 1.

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    Crowley invita a Aziraphale a una fiesta de disfraces en la década de los ochenta.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley sit beneath an olive tree and reflect on the ark and the rainbow, after the flood.

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    Post-Good Omens season 2 finale, Crowley and Aziraphale try to adjust to existence without their other halves. It's not going very well.

    New chapters every Wednesday (Satan willing)!

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    Crowley and Aziraphale never prevented Armageddon. they never even had the chance. They’ve spent their time on earth all too aware of the other’s existence, but never exchanging a word.

     

    Now, heaven and hell have wiped each other out and the world has been left a ruined mess. When the strange demon Aziraphale has been hopelessly pining after for millennia appears in his living room, eager to strike up a deal, they discover they have a lot more in common than either could have imagined.

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    “Little demonic miracle of my own. Lift home?”
    The Bentley sped through the upturned streets of London, fire ablaze on every corner; smoke rising to trace the ghostly outlines of buildings that once were, now merely rubble scattered across the tarmac. The likeness akin to the alabaster stars stitched across the black veil of the night sky, thread many centuries ago by the star-maker who's hands now gripped, white-knuckled, against the pitch-dark leather steering wheel.

    "You know... that was a very nice thing you did for me." Aziraphale practically gushed, besotted once again by how kind Crowley could be.

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    For some people - all it takes is to declare their love for each other to finally get into a relationship.

    But what if you are not human and have been silent, let's say, for a couple of millennia about what's inside? Will it be so easy to listen to each other now? And the most important thing is to come to some sort of mutual decision. To accept these changes.

    Aziraphale thought it was easy, Crowley disagreed with him.

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    Podfic by klb of The Curious Attractiveness of Others by Giddygeek.

    Author's summary: “I’m rough,” Crowley argued. “A rough beast, and all that. Well,” he corrected himself, “an agent of the rough beast. Well, an associate. It’s all very complicated, as you bloody well know."

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    There's no AO3 rating for 'sex scene where barely anything except wings gets touched' but you should know that, in my heart, bits of this are definitely indecent.

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    There are some things you can never tell your partner…

    Crowley has witnessed many such atrocities, ranging from bad, to worse, to downright embarrassing.
    Aziraphale has heard them all before, all except one…
    Some things are just too painful to say aloud.

    Venus – the Roman goddess of Love – is not Aziraphale, but she is nosy, and if there’s anyone that understands about trouble in paradise, it’s her.

    Pairing this dynamic duo up may seem like a recipe for disaster, but who knows…

    Maybe some secrets are just meant to be aired.

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    "You know angel," Crowley said watching the kids play in the garden with a grin on his face "you have to wonder if at some point she planned all of this." Aziraphale looked up from his book just as Matilda chased Harry with the hose across the garden and he chuckled
    "Well she does work in mysterious ways."

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    In an attempt to protect the angel Aziraphale has found himself smitten with, he accidentally starts the Rebellion earlier than divinely intended. Now Fallen as a demon who walks the Earth under the name of Astrophel, he seeks to move on and make the best of his situation which is proven to be difficult when the angel he once tried to protect and who barely spared him a glance Before keeps showing up during his missions, guilt pouring out of the angel's every word and action. Surely, nothing wrong can result from this predicament.

    Or. My rendition of a Good Omens Reverse AU with a soft but determined demon, a head-strong and passionate angel, and the inherent romance of treading through a whole new world together before its inevitable end.

    Updates every other Wednesday or Friday! (ideally)

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