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    After almost four thousand years of slowly falling in love with his counterpart, Crowley finds himself alone on Earth. Aziraphale has been recalled to Hell and his replacement, Asmodeus, the Second Prince of Hell, is intent on claiming a certain angel for his own.

    This story follows The Seventh Prince of Hell. A parallel story is forthcoming, following Aziraphale's time apart from Crowley. Make sure to read the tags and warnings, this is darker than the first story. Updates every Saturday.

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    — Возможно. Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    — Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    — А ты нет? — тихо спросил Азирафель.
    — О, — Кроли моргнул. — Эм… Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эм…
    — В самом деле, — ответил Ангел.
    Благослови его Господь.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I drew predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    "It was easy to get along with Bucky, and sometimes you found yourself wondering if your friendship could ever become something more, but you quickly brushed off the thought. No one would want a broken mess like you."

    ⚠️⚠️ TW // SUICIDE, SELF HARM , DEPRESSION, RAPE AND ANXIETY. DO NOT READ IF THIS TRIGGERS YOU !!⚠️⚠️

    An avengers fan fiction where you are Tony stark's daughter. This isn't set in any particular time, I messed around with the plot, got rid of characters and added characters.
    Updated regularly
    Enjoy ☺️💕

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    What if Good Omens, but also The Little Mermaid and H. P. Lovecraft? Or, six thousand years of mutually-pining Ineffable Husbands with the desperate need to keep each other safe, only they're fishmen. No prior knowledge of Lovecraft required. Some angst along the way but a guaranteed soft fuzzy happy ending. Updates Mondays till it's done (probably about 12 chapters) (hey, chapter 1 is still technically in time for Mermay!).

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    *BEING REVISED ∞ 7 June 2021∞ CHAPTER 18 UPDATED*
    The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after they break free, and neither hellfire nor holy water is going to stop them now.

    They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

    [The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

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    Decades after Crowley tricks his infernal master Asmodeus into discorporating him, Crowley is sent to serve at the court of Pella where soon enough, Aziraphale is also sent to serve and observe, disguised as a nanny for the young Prince Alexander.

    But what Aziraphale doesn't know is that Asmodeus is also a member of the court in disguise, and Crowley will have to do his best to protect Aziraphale while trying not to betray the Prince of Hell that he has been loyal to since the Fall.

    Of course, mistakes were made...

    Updates weekly.

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    Chongyun Is oblivious to his own feeling about Xingqiu. Xingqiu knows them but is worried about ruining their friendship. And Xiangling is just done.

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    Oh, Maker, have you ever loved?
    Or known just what it was?
    I can't imagine the bitter end
    Of all this beauty that we're living in.

    -"Oh, Maker", Janelle Monae

    "The humans are strange and graceful as they explore the garden, explore themselves, explore each other. The trouble is, the humans stare back, which makes him uncomfortable; there’s nothing particularly interesting about him. And, though he rarely admits it to himself, the humans make him lonely; he has no Other to explore."

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    Aziraphale and Crowley do not meet on the wall. Heaven is plunged into darkness shortly after.

    Another 6000 year tale is told.

    (Or, the Monsters Inc AU I didn't know I needed.)

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    Too Good Omens, being the narrative of certain events ocurring 5 years after the End of the World, in strict accordance, as shall be shown, with The Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Concerning the World That Is to Come.

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    Aziraphale collects the feathers Crowley moults through history as their relationship develops. Or five times Crowley left and one time he stayed.

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    Levi, Erwin and Hange sent out out on a mission, to catch the abnormal titan.

     

    “A report has been sent in of an abnormal titan, approximately 15 meters. Recruit claimed it took down 6 and 11 meter titans.” as soon as Erwin had finished his sentence Hange screamed in excitement practically drooling at the thought. “We leave next week so get the scouts prepared.” Erwin said placing the file down infront of hanges and Levi.
    .
    .
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    Inside the forest the 15 meter titan rubbing on a tall tree by the plains.
    “Eren,” a 11 meter titan yelled “ the sun is high let us relax you did enough expanding for today.” With a grunt the titan stands tall and begins to walk back to the village. His ears shifting towards a nearby bush, as a deer walks out. Something was bugging him and he did not like it one bit.

    {I WILL BE REWRITING THIS STORY!! In the beginning I did not have a plan and just.. went for it? Anyway I’m planning the story this time so it may take a while BUT I PROMISE I WON’T ABANDON THIS STORY}

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    Crowlith blinked. “Didn’t you have a sword of ice?” he asked.

    An angel and a demon meet on the walls of a garden. A very familiar story ... until it isn't.

    After humanity is exiled from Eden into a world that isn't quite ready for them, the Almighty gives Aziraphale an additional Name and a new assignment. But his mission is more difficult than he expected - and the only one who seems to notice is his embittered hereditary adversary.

    This starts out slow, but it turns quite bleak before the (eventual) happy ending. Mind the tags, and be good to yourself. UPDATE: Now COMPLETE, and with happy ending achieved!

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    A re-telling of the Ineffable Love Story - as a poem!

    Just what everyone needed...

    Written for the SOSH 'Guess the Author' round 16 - "feather".

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    Aziraphale wouldn’t say he didn’t like being in Heaven.

    Of course he wouldn’t. He was an angel. It was his domain. He wouldn’t say he disliked it at all.

    He wouldn’t say that sometimes, quite often really, getting out of Heaven felt like shrugging off a too-tight, scratchy jumper. That he always felt just a little more at ease, a little more himself, when he was away from them all.

    Aziraphale would never dream of saying any of these things.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    It is said that many, upon meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions about him: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these opinions were wrong: Heaven wasn’t in England and angels are essentially sexless.

    But he definitely was intelligent. When you’ve dwelled on Earth for so long, you pick up quite a few things.

    Aziraphale wasn’t at all dense, and so one look at Crowley during Rome over a plateful of oysters was all it took for him to know exactly how the demon felt about him.

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    Or, how Aziraphale lets Crowley hold and kiss him without giving too much meaning in them. After all, they're friends. Were they not?

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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