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    Alastor LeBlanc has always been fascinated with how everything ticks and not just at a mechanical level. He’s most fascinated with science and Humans.
    Just as he’s figuring out how Humans work, his friend The Stag begins to follow him again.

    Now only if he could marry his Angel instead of being forced into a marriage with his old childhood friend Charlie Magne.
    Maybe his old friend The Stag, can assist in luring his petite araignèe to his clutches once more.

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    Vaggie doesn't like the attention Charile is getting from Alastor. Little does she know that SHE'S actually the one that interest him.

    A simple set up, has a very complicated messy result.

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    After some prompting from Rosie, Alastor gets curious and decides to experiment by taking a sugar baby. He happens to choose a young prostitute by the name of Vaggie, it's the start of an odd romance to say the least.

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    After his 70th birthday, Alastor realizes there's something missing in his life-- or, well, afterlife. When he was alive, he wanted to eventually marry and have kids. To surround himself with unconditional admiration. Yet, due to his job, murdering, and his asexuality causing him to stray away from women wanting him for his looks, he never was able to find a mate. Just some friends to accompany him in his short but lived life. But, he wanted someone to be a part of him, to share his feelings, and love him. After conjuring an extremely difficult voodoo spell that took him almost an entire year, all he could do was wait and see exactly what type of company he would come to have.

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    It’s been months, and AngelDust had yet to have gotten Alastor into bed. No matter what he tries, it’s as if Alastor just doesn’t Have any interest in him. Angel has just reached a point where he’s giving up.

    Alastor has been in search of information to bring himself more power. He’s been following lead after lead for months. And now it seems that one little spider who is quite close by might hold the answers he’s been seeking...

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    After a particularly nasty fight with Vox, Valentino begins searching for a way to entrap the Radio Demon into a little favor, to no avail. Alastor was just too unapproachable, and no pretty piece of ass could sway him one way or the other. Yet, when news arrives about Alastor’s annual rut, the moth pimp decides to take a long shot, using his best weapon to entrap the deer demon into a deal: Angel Dust.

    Leaving a half naked Angel Dust on Alastor’s bed during the Radio Demon’s rut seems like a swell idea.

    Smut and Horniness ensues.

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    “G-get the fuck oFF OF ME VALENTINO-”
    Husk stumbled over his words, screeching it out before Valentino’s hand tightened again. He desperately squirmed, trying to get out of the pimp’s grasp.
    This really was a bad idea. Husk could be so fucking dumb sometimes and he cursed his sense that was the equivalent of a bag of hammers. Why did he have to make such dumb and impulsive choices?

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    what happens when yn a 18 year-old from 2020 falls through time and ends up in the 1920s and meets a certain radio host ? more tags will be added as i go

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    Direct sequel to "Let's Fall in Love."
    A club owner called the Songbat offers her services to the Hazbin Hotel, as well as some potential guests. But things become complicated when it's discovered that she and Alastor have a history. They haven't seen each other in ten years, but Alastor is determined to win his wife back no matter what.

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    Growing up, Moxxie learned early that not everyone really liked his parents. So he learned quickly to not mention them. But when an unexpected visitor drops by I.M.P, Moxxie's past is brought to light.

    After all, how could he deny it when the Radio Demon appeared and stated his presence was required for a Family Reunion?

    Crumbs was this going to be hard to explain.

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    Alastor requires Angel Dust's attention, and Angel Dust is happy to oblige. But Alastor is not happy - well, he's satisfied yet distressed. If only the spider would make a deal to guarantee being by his side forever for conversation and cooking and whatever else friends do. Frustrated, he watches and waits until two demon friends try to push them together... and three demon foes try to break the Radio Demon apart. Through it all, Alastor and Angel struggle to understand exactly how they feel about each other.

    Love - of all kinds - is in bloom at the Hazbin Hotel, like a little bit of heaven coming to hell.

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    Husk has a moment and out of desperation contacts Al. As always, Alastor comes to save the day.

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    Lucy was an average person with an interest in the occult, but she never thought this interest would sentence her to Hell when she kicked the bucket. Now while trying to figure out how to survive in this cesspool of drugs and assholes she catches the attention of the infamous Radio Demon himself. Will Lucy be able to survive Hell hassle free or will the deer charm his way into her heart.

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    It was Charlie’s fault (and maybe of the miserable look in Angel’s face) that Alastor found himself in the streets that very afternoon, looking for a thing that in the demon not-so-humble opinion, should have been made into a dinner long time ago.

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    Here’s the RadioDust week for my two-for-one RadioDust/PentNiss fanfic prompt. The order will go as followed:
    Day 1: Serenade
    Day 2: Protective Brother
    Day 3: First Kiss
    Day 4: Courting
    Day 5: Heat
    Day 6: Proposal
    Day 7: Baby
    Bonus Day: Trapped

    Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and Characters belong to Vivziepop. I hope you will all enjoy!

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    31
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    456
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    A collection of flashfics inspired by Trashy's version of the same!

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    1/?
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    When an angel offers him the chance a leap back to 1932, a time before he was irredeemable, Angel is more than eager to pursue redemption— to relive his life the right way. After all, reliving his old life with all the memories of his time in hell should be a breeze. He knows just what and who to avoid!

    However, will he end up making very different mistakes?

    Getting a train ticket on the Crescent Limited headed South to New Orleans seems like such a swell idea. Getting away from his mafia family and starting anew... all that jazz.

    He never expected to run into Alastor.

    Smut, madness, and fuckery ensues.

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    What it says on the tin, folks. (~v~)b

    All things considered, it's unlikely anything will have an actual ending. In the unlikely event anyone wants to take any of them and run, please do???

    Each chapter will be a different AU/roleplay. Very dialogue heavy.

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    23/?
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    Alastor thought he had it all worked out.

    Yes, there had been a few hiccups in his ultimate plan and sure, not everything had turned out the way he had envisioned it… but those were just minor setbacks! Nothing serious! Nothing that could possibly get in the way of his darling Charlie’s certain ascension to Heaven!

    Right…?

    (Sequel to “The Library, or The Discovery of Heaven”)

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    274,383
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    46/50
    Comments:
    1422
    Kudos:
    615
    Bookmarks:
    45
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