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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    2/26
    Comments:
    13
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    51
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    They say we're all starring in the movie of our own lives. This is Patrick's movie.

    If the ? on number of chapters is worrisome for you, skip to the end note.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2471
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    Then, with another slap to the face of a realization that should not be coming to him in these fragmented pieces, he realizes that Ted is here to win back his sister-in-law, who is currently very much in Schitt’s Creek and has very much moved on.

     


    or, 3.5 years post-canon, ted arrives at rose apothecary with a bouquet to find a very underinformed david and patrick. needless to say, everyone jumps to some conclusions.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    565
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    Patrick clambers up the stairs before reaching daylight again. It’s joy—pure joy, and excitement, and opportunity, and he can't help basking in it; surrounded by the roaring cheers of hundreds of people from every walk of life waving goodbye to the spectators out on the dock...and one remarkably well dressed man who looked absolutely miserable.

    Five days on the RMS Titanic, where Patrick Brewer, looking for a fresh start, meets David Rose, and everything changes.

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    53,614
    Chapters:
    9/18
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1561
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    Patrick and David lived on the same street their whole lives. They’ve been best friends for as long as they can remember even when they got older and their interests seemed so vastly different. Now in college Patrick has newly come out and he wants to tell David he loves him but he doesn’t quite know how so he writes him a song.

    Based vaguely off a TikTok video. The rights to Patrick’s song belong to Mr. Noah Reid himself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    654
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    David stared at the box he’d unwrapped, no clues as to what was inside given by the nondescript packaging. He picked it up and gave it a shake. Whatever was in there was solid. He wracked his brains to think of what it could be from his list but came up blank. Surely it’s not a basketball. Taking a deep breath he opened the box, his father leaning forward eagerly to see his reaction.

    Peeking inside, his brow furrowed. He tipped his head back, eyes scrunched closed for a second, before grabbing what was inside.

    “It’s a … helmet?!” His voice rose an octave without his permission.

    aka

    The origin of that iconic line from from Estate Sale - “A helllllmet!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    22
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    88
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    What if Moira was the one who took the pregnancy test (not Jocelyn)?

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    English
    Words:
    46,810
    Chapters:
    156/?
    Comments:
    560
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    6180
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Ten years after his Dad's death, Patrick finds himself diagnosed with the same illness. His worst fears, and loss of control coming true, David steps up to deliver his promise of 'In Sickness and in Health'

     

    [It ends ok]

    Sequel to 'In Case You Don't Live Forever' but can stand alone.

    Series
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    English
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    46,219
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3345
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    ...David lay daydreaming on his narrow motel bed, partly feeling sorry for himself, thinking about what Stevie said about taking over the store’s lease...Were the products to a standard that he’d be willing to brand them under his own name? The only way to find out was to do some research. He’d have to use his father’s stupid sign-out system to ensure the availability of the car, but it would be worth it if it would help him decide what to do.

    Or
    David takes a trip that has him traveling way farther than he ever imagined.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    254
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    30 drabbles to spotlight Twylexis using prompts from the Schitt Happens Bingo board created by davidbrewer on tumblr. Drabbles are written by an assortment of Twylexis authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not necessarily intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    Chapters:
    15/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    365
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    “Can you give me anything else here? Who is he? Why is he unhappy?”

    “David Rose. And I’ll let you figure that out. Let’s just say he’s very protective of his brand and how it’s marketed.”

    “Ah, a client who thinks he’s in advertising - creative is going to love that.”

    “Well, getting to see him and Ray go back and forth during a presentation might be worth the headache. I may even stop by to watch.”

    “Is this your best pitch?”

    “It’s not a pitch, it’s a favor. You don’t have to call him.”

    Patrick shrugged. “You know I like a challenge.”

    *** 

    The Mad Men-inspired AU no one asked for

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    Chapters:
    2/13
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    361
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    Pre-wedding jitters leave Alexis reflecting on both the life she has in Schitt's Creek and the life she left behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    105
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    The hand on his shoulder softens and trails down, fingers curling over his bicep, a little too soft, too warm, too nice.

    Patrick lifts his head and in the sliver of light peaking through the drawn curtains all he can see is a shock of messy black hair poking up under the comforter on the pillow beside him. He pulls his arm away from the touch and turns to sit up, taking in his surroundings. He’s in a studio apartment he doesn’t recognise, all shadows and unfamiliar shapes in the soft light. He hadn’t recognised the guy’s voice when he’d told him to get up. That fact somehow makes his heart race uncomfortably in his chest. Had he told Rachel he’d changed his mind? Had one of her friends let him crash here to avoid the imminent fallout? Or had he freaked out, taken solace with this stranger and gone home with him on the rebound?

    Him.

    Fuck.

    OR

    Patrick wakes up in bed beside his fiancé. The only problem with that is, it isn’t the same fiancé he had when he went to sleep.

    An amnesia fic, wherein Patrick can’t remember the two years of his life in which he really started living.

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    English
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    13,217
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    1975
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    Patrick Brewer is still coming to terms with his newly discovered sexuality, and is trying to work up the courage to do something about it.
    He spots a beautiful man at the bar but can't quite bring himself to act on it just yet.

    So he calls a phone sex hotline to help build his courage, but when a smooth voiced man he finds so intriguing picks up the phone, how far will he go?
    And what about the man at the bar, will he ever be able to find the strength to talk to him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,412
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    8485
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    Decided to put a handful of smut prompt requests I got in one place. Mostly Twylexis with a smattering of Ted/Twyla/Alexis. Hope you enjoy!

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    English
    Words:
    5,069
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    320
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    "Because standing at craft services, eating a cookie in almost a single bite and still somehow looking perfect, was David Rose.
    This was bad. This was very bad. This was not at all good. In any way.
    Except it was. Obviously. Patrick couldn’t pretend that he hadn’t daydreamed a moment like this; just once or twice as his mind wandered during Miss Henderson’s drier physics classes. But, in the comfort of his own brain, he had imagined a meeting of eyes across a music store, perhaps a chance encounter on a scenic hike. He would be suave and charming and he would know what to do with his hands.
    Patrick did not currently know what to do with his hands."

     

    When Rose Video head office puts out a request for employees to act in its customer service training videos, Patrick Brewer jumps at the chance. What he wasn't prepared for, was his scene partner...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    394
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    Instead of letting Twyla walk out of her motel room during "Start Spreading the News", she asks her to spend the night.

    #9: "Sleep over? Please?"

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    96
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    Fallen socialite David Rose only needed 24 hours, and a $1.2 million wedding, to bring one man’s love life and career to a grinding halt.
     

    With that opener, reporter Patrick Brewer creates the legend of the Runaway Rose. A man who has left three separate partners at the altar. But having only one source (namely fiancé #2 Sebastien Raine) gets him in trouble with his editor and he decides to seek out and interview the real David Rose. If only the man was willing to talk about his past.

    David’s life only has room for his business’s grand opening (date TBD) and wedding planning with his fiancé Jake. Why would he ever want to provide more tabloid fodder for some “journalist?”

    Or: The Runaway Bride AU that wouldn’t leave me alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,542
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    263
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    Patrick feels his phone buzz in his hand with a sequence of texts from Alexis.

     

    Alexis: Morning button!!! 🥰

    I have something to showwww uuuu 😇😋

    vm.tiktok.com/ZMJEcUYqR/

    Can u like make david do this w u?? Like imagine!!!! 🤩

    Patrick: Good morning Alexis! I'll see what I can do! That's a cute video!

    Alexis: Yay!!!! Thank you!! I knew there was a reason ur my fav brother 😘💕

     

    Patrick watches the video a few more times, trying to think of a plan to get his husband to be a part of this. He decides that breakfast and a coffee are a good start so he sets to work making pancakes and a macchiato.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    696

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