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You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.Series
- Part 1 of You Always Have a Choice
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Striding out on your own always seems so good when you're 16, but when your 23rd birthday rolls around, your life doesn't seem so idyllic anymore. Dead set on making a difference during the short time you have on this Earth, you seek to right what wrongs you can, armed to the teeth with spray paint and skateboards. You don't expect to literally crash land into the lives of several skeletons, but can you really say you're complaining?
Don't think for a moment that you'll be left /lion/ around by these guys, and sure, life sucks, but with these boys, it seems a bit more /sans/ational.
[• Everyone but Sans, Axe, and Fell are my own original interpretations of Undertale and its AU's. Full credit is given to the original creators of these alternate universes•]
-Undertale © Toby Fox
-Underfell © Underfella
-UT Mob/Mobtale © NyuBlackNeko
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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)(IC: li$ten to me you little rat
)(IC: you're gonna )(elp me water you like it or not.----
BAIZLI: IM PARTED FROM HER.
BAIZLI: IM NOTHING WITHOUT HER.- Language:
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- 574
- Chapters:
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- Hits:
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The Optic Chiasmus in the Brain of a Butterfly by GrimoireOfAlice
Fandoms: Touhou Project
08 Dec 2023
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Hundreds of years after its creation, Yukari Yakumo puts the finishing touch on the Great Hakurei Barrier.
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no two dirks like each other very much. this time, one of them has lost his temper before he even gets in the door.
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- Part 7 of bro: dream.
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
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alpha timeline douchebag (teenage dirkbag edition) (the devil worshipper is you) by laststeinbock
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2023
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bro strider: meet your alternate self.
or, no two dirks like each other very much. one of them is trying, though.
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- Part 1 of bro: dream.
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- Part 1 of Botany
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Got the server working, here's the invite link: by EtchJetty, Nihilistic_Janitor
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 May 2023
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In an AU where the Alpha Kids are all 15 by the year 2021, Pesterchum isn't the only (and far from the best) online chat app out there. This is the story of their first meeting -- in a Discord chatroom.
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the torment of existence weighed against the horror of nonbeing by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2023
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On the very edges of Paradox Space, at the border of unreality at the shattered remnants of a dead-end timeline, where The Void has settled in comfortably, a not-quite dreamer and a not-quite ghost meet. Surprisingly, they get along.
Alternatively: Google, how do you tell someone that you might be falling in love with them because you keep accidentally (and now not so accidentally) meeting up with their only-sometimes-alternate/splinter self that's stranded in the Void?
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And as it is anything worth dreaming is something worth seeing, and anything worth seeing is something worth waiting for. Besides, there is little room for premonition-reminiscin’ today- the first book in the Complacency of the Learned series came out two weeks ago, and it also happens to be the very book you and your club are planning to discuss.
Or: in which a woman wakes up, a book club is attended, and any similarities to real persons, living, dead or otherwise, is purely coincidental
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"Dave should be having a sweet fucking time in the meteor now that shit was calm, but it just so happens that he *wasn't*."
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DAVE: they dont have a fucking clue whats going on
DAVE: but i started to remember
DAVE: with help from raj thanks raj
DAVE: raj is the closest iteration to rose weve had in a while from what i can gather
DAVE: anyway
DAVE: you dont need me to tell you shits gone tits up
DAVE: shit went tits up an uncountably long time agoInfinitely rescratched session. Something, realizes Jackie, has gone horribly, horribly, horribly wrong.
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- Part 2 of Jackie Price
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Dirk's autoresponder contacts Fefetasprite. Over the course of a few conversations, he learns about himself, her selves, and his Bro.
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- Part 1 of Cat Fish Witch
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To hug you, bone by bone, till you’re dead all over.
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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It’s what brothers were supposed to do.
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- Part 7 of Homestuck Renaissance
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 703
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
- Hits:
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In every iteration of the world, Jake and Jane form a duet act of debatable functionality.
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A hopeless hope player tries to navigate his first relationship without falling apart. Spoiler alert: he fails.
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- Part 1 of basely chopped, chewed, consumed