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    (207) 836-6275: sup losers

    (207) 621-4059: who the fuck are you??

    (207) 836-6275: your mom’s boyfriend

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    7/?
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    Richie had given up on saying he didn’t need a PA when he realised, one particularly awful Wednesday, that he’d scheduled two very important meetings for the same time and now had no choice but to humiliate himself in front of somebody. After that, he’d given into his manager and told him to hire someone. Like, anyone.

    Richie’s new PA was called Eddie Kaspbrak, and he showed up on the first day wearing a fitted straight-leg blue suit and tie, his hair slicked back, carrying a briefcase and, opening the door of his studio apartment wearing a Star Wars T-shirt and plaid lounge pants, Richie briefly thought he was being taken in by the FBI.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is new to LA and he knew he needed a job. Richie Tozier needed a PA. What neither of them needed was a giant crush. Unfortunately, that's what they got.

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    1/1
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    Richie meets Eddie at the university library and instantly falls In Love. Too bad Eddie seems to hate his guts. Haha... unless?

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    14/?
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    137
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    276
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    44
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    Bill Denbrough is new to town and Stan catches feelings but doesn't want to accept it. Bill is totally oblivious to Stan's feelings. Maybe their friends can help?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    15
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    547
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    "Eddie, ‘cause I need to know now because my loneliness is killing me and I-and I. . .I must confess, that I still believe when I’m not with you, I lose my mind. Just give me a sign! Hit me, Eddie, hit me one more time.”

    Richie is so damn close. Eddie stays put and leans back a tiny bit to get away from him with nothing in mind what to say and his words are on the floor, all Shakespeare when he’s pretty sure Richie is treating Britney Spears as if she wrote a monologue just for him and this moment like they’ve known each other long enough to start fighting over something.

    Still, Eddie leans back looking up at Richie, he’s so tall. Eddie steps to the side and hugs his inhaler. “Yeah, well! Well! R-R-Richard. . .you-you drive me crazy, I just can’t sleep."

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    Richie is one strange kid who is about to get stranger when he accidentally becomes the Trollhunter.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    8
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    21
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    2
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    267
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    Richie really loves dogs but the timing never seems to be right to get one of his own. Eddie is determined to make Richie's 30th birthday the best one yet.

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    1/1
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    322
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    All the Losers were born with superpowers, with no idea where they came from or how to control them. But unlike the rest of them, Richie grew up in a lab where he was forced to undergo experiments and constant torture. Until one day Georgie goes missing.

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    41
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    345
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    Richie adopts a cat, Eddie has a dog, each of them gravitate towards the human equivalent of their best furiend.

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    Richie works for Saturday Night Live and Eddie is an ER nurse, here is a story about them falling in love.

     

    Tags are subject to change as the story progresses.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1082
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    The stozier Hogwarts au no one asked for.

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    1/1
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    13
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    richie's in a band, and eddie's visiting new york. (they're in their early twenties in this)

    read to find out more hehe

    Language:
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    4/?
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    2
    Hits:
    116
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    Eddie accidentally tells his mom he's bringing home a boyfriend, and she doesn't believe him.

    Richie writes a Craigslist ad offering to be someone's fake S.O. in exchange for a home cooked holiday meal.

    I mean, we all know where this is going, right?

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1528
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    Richie decides to text his number neighbors - all at once. Thus, the "number neighbors wassup" group chat is born.

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    modern day au where richie literally just makes a gc with his number neighbors and it's the losers, but they don't know each other irl... yet

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    44,785
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
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    Eddie was well familiar with his hometown, he knew every face from when he took his trips to the pharmacy, he remembered all those people from the annual 4th of July festivities that took place in the main park. He saw these people enough to stop fearing them; there wasn’t a face Eddie didn’t know.

    Then, the giant iron gate that separated the isolated mansion tucked between the hills and town, opened, and out came two new people, a boy who was Eddie’s age, and a girl, who was the same age as Bill’s little brother, Georgie.

    Eddie had always feared strangers, but this new boy’s face? He wanted to get to know ASAP. There was so much more below the surface than Eddie anticipated.

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    22,791
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    649
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    He wished he could have been more emotional, more vulnerable with Eddie. He wished he hadn't run away just when things were getting good. They could have stuck it out, made it through the summer. They could have called and texted and video chatted and wrote letters and any other thing, too. Richie wished they had.

    title is from "hourglass" by catfish and the bottlemen

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    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    201
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    225
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    36
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    3621
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    If you’re on tumblr you may have come across of the idea that Eddie and Richie are basically Jenna Marbles and Julien... so here’s a fic of me trying to do that concept justice.

    Richie starts a YouTube channel to help get more exposure on his comedy. Eddie thought it was a good idea until Richie started pointing the camera in his face.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
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    150
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1220
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    Richie points towards the mistletoe above his head. “You could just come and kiss me because it’s been days and I’m so Eddie-starved I think I might waste away right where I stand.”

    “I could just let you perish." Eddie shrugs. "Save me the divorce papers.”

    Richie shakes his head. “You’d miss me. I’m awesome.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    862
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    Beverly lightly clapped her hands and sang, “We get to meet Richie’s boyfriend. We get to meet Richie’s boyfriend.”

    Everyone snickered, including Richie. Eddie attempted to laugh along, but he continued to study his best friend. Everyone else may have been chalking it up to Richie being shy about his love life, but Eddie knew better.

    Something was wrong. Very, very wrong.

    or

    Richie's boyfriend is a piece of shit and the Loser's Club are very much not okay with it.

    Language:
    English
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    44,679
    Chapters:
    11/18
    Comments:
    243
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    579
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    7479
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    Everybody warned Richie about how hard college would be, but nobody prepared him for his bipolar disorder making everything even harder

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    2,901
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    501
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    One day Eddie is rocked in the belly of the moon, the next one he isn't.

    Language:
    English
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    956
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56
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    "They are such autumn kids, Eddie thought looking at them. Dark hair, messy and unruly just like the leaves outside, stormy eyes, pale skin with at least three red scratches on each, crimson like their cheeks and lips. At the same time that they had that shining aura — like they had said, the food smelled orange — and they glowed amber. Like sunshine after rain. With sugar and cinnamon-sticky fingers, chubby faces, fuzzy socks and shrieks of laughter and joy that lighted the house like daylight. They were just like the wind that messed up the pine trees wherever they went, and blew out the fog out of their souls. 

    The way that just like October, they got into their blood. Unapologetically. Ruthlessly."

    *

    “Merry Halloween!” Kian screamed, followed by his brothers. 

    Eddie sighed holding a fond smile in place, seating beside his husband who had a mouth just as full as the kids, cheering with them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    250

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