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    Richie needs a date to a wedding and Eddie just needs a ride to California.

    “I need a plus one for my best friends wedding, and you need a ride to California. How about we make a deal?”

    “You’re full of shit.”

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    29,670
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    201
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    920
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    124
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    He looked Richie up and down, a slight smirk tugged at one side of his lips and he said, “You put on weight.”

    “What?” He heard Eddie perfectly fine, but he just couldn’t believe that was what actually came out of his mouth. Richie’s heart beat faster, and he tried his best to focus on his breathing, just like he’d done with Jessi.

    “Shit, I mean— Not like in a bad way. Fuck.” Eddie was panicking now too. His face went red, and his hands started flailing in all different directions as he spoke. “You just got bigger, grew up, you know? I know how much you hated being so skinny.” Eddie took a deep breath, grounded himself, and continued, “You look good, is what I meant to say.”

    OR

    Richie and Eddie are now twenty-seven and haven't seen each other for the past decade. They dance around each other for six awkward chapters.

    If you haven't read Part 1 of this series, please go do so or this story may not make much sense :)

    Series
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    English
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    20,061
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
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    Just a classic tale of boy-meets-boy except it’s boy-hits-boy-with-his-car (and-they-become-friends-but-then-they-fall-in-love-or-something).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,209
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    778
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    He walks past the picture of his friends again and he kisses his fingers, pressing them to the glass of the frame.

    ''Goodnight, Losers. See you soon.''

    He gets ready to go to bed after that. Like every other night.

    Funny how he still somehow believes it, considering he hasn't seen his friends in 7 years.

     
    Or: Eddie loses touch with The Losers and misses them.

    (TW: I wrote this when I was really depressed and lonely so please don't read if those sorts of things trigger you. )

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    10,513
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    166
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    "Eddie, look, if I run out of the restaurant screaming bloody murder, I'll let you glare at me and scold me all you want. Especially you of all people know just how much I despise this thought. I hate what I’m going to do, if not more, at least as much as you. But now I need you to support me a little. Can you do that?"
    ***
    "Uh, it should be under the name of..." He furrowed his eyebrows, tried to correctly pronounce the last name he saw on the card in his mind before speaking up with an unsure tone. "I think… I think it's Denbaragh?"
    ***
    "What are you looking at?"
    "Fierce one, huh? I like you."
    ***
    "What do you want, Stanley?"
    "You, Sir. I want you."
    ***
    "Eddie, I… I did something. Something bad. "
    ***
    “Stan, I love you.”
    ***
    “You want to continue? He used you, you fucking idiot! He took advantage of you!"
    ***
    “Does this mean anything to you?”
    “What-”
    “Are we just having sex? Or is it more than psychical contact for you?”
    ***
    "Eddie, I think I fell in love..."

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    English
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    50,718
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    525
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    Richie Tozier has been granted a full academic scholarship to Braxton Academy, the most prestigious school located on the Upper East Side of New York City. Only A-Listers and Socialites attend this academy, so will Richie find a place to fit in even if he is not one of them? Or maybe someone doesn't mind.

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    English
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    2,843
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    46
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    The failures of self control.

    Language:
    English
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    17,726
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    672
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    richie tozier thinks the summers were made for eddie kaspbrak. the type of long hot days that left you warm all over. the sun that shines just for him. he’s immortalized here.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    112
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    Eddie has been a detective for a very long time. He knows how dangerous the job can be, but he's accepted it, and takes it all in stride. That changes however when a murdered Eddie is close to catching decides to threaten his husband. Eddie won't stand for that, and will do everything he can to protect Richie. Even if it means not telling him anything about what's happening.

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    6,103
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    Eddie Kaspbrak is a new student at a boarding school in Maine. His roommate is Richie Tozier, who seems determined to make Eddie’s life a confusing, miserable hell.

    Language:
    English
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    4,136
    Chapters:
    1/15
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    53
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    rich. 25. i can be your angle 😇... or yuor devil 😈
    Edward. 38. Please don’t call me daddy.
    --
    Richie’s a struggling standup comedian slash bartender with a side hustle of sexting rich guys for cash. Eddie is recently divorced, recently out, and reluctant to dive into either the dating or hookup scene. He decides to give Sugr, a 'dating app with no commitment', a shot.

    Language:
    English
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    82,233
    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    578
    Kudos:
    985
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    21353
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    Richie has a bone to pick with whatever’s been making him act weird in front of Eddie.

    Or Mariachi Richie 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    160
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    wholesome but might strangle u: Beep fucking beep Rich
    I’m gonna strangle u bitch

    lawful good: That was strangely poetic

    Chaotic evil: Good rhyme

    problematic troll: ...ok but can you even reach my neck?

    Language:
    English
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    6,029
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    588
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    'You have to stop stealing my shit.'

    'I have to stop stealing everyone's shit. You're not so special, Miss Beverly.'

    'If Eddie asked you'd stop.'

    'Yeah, but if Eddie asked I'd also pulverize the moon with my teeth, so...'

    Or: in Richie Tozier's life there are three things about to converge: he's just got into summer break, he's recently become homeless, and he's in love with his best friend.

    (Updates every weekend)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/13
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    380
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    The losers work at an office together. When its Richie and Eddies 1 year wedding anniversary Mike announces on Wednesday that he has decided he's going to throw a party on Friday to celebrate. Bev's co workers want her to ask out the guy she's been crushing on for as long as they can remember, Ben. But she knows he doesn't feels the same way.
    they know she's wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    4,773
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    47
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    The priest was droning on and on and Stan’s darling mother had tears of pure joy streaming down her face as she faced Butch in her poofy white ensemble, who himself was trying to keep it together for the sake of his sons, or his stupid macho male ideals Stan thought to himself rather stubbornly.

    The empty pews stared back at Stan as he stiffly stood perched behind his mother in a brand-new suit.

    “I now pronounce you husband and wife” eventually boomed the priest and Stanley knew that the life he had once lived would forever be different.  

     

    Basically The Stenbrough Cinderella AU That No One Asked For

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    English
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    32,073
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1007
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    “Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”

    “A hit? Like-”

    “She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”

    “Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”

    “That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”

    “Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”

    ~*~

    Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,540
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    3749
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    Stanley Uris doesn't expect to ever get his crush to like him. Richie Tozier doesn't expect the love of his life to leave him for his best friend.

    Life was full of surprises, but what's going to surprise them the most? Developing feelings or the consequences of being gay and living in Derry?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,081
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    30
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    Richie and Eddie meet in college.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,500
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    114
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    Following the Hanscom v Marsh court hearing, Eddie follows Richie to the courtroom bathroom. Then to his house.

    [Side prose for social media AU Attorneys At Law on Twitter]

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    English
    Words:
    2,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    542

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