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    The chiseled statue towering over you is stark naked but for a sweeping cloak, frozen dramatically mid-billow. One arm is swept to a side, the other hand rested on the pommel of a Caledfwlch mounted deep in its engraved stone pedestal. Ironically, the strange jutting form of your stupid egg sword is the one thing they managed to accurately reproduce. Its eyes are cavernous sockets, bleeding slick liquid upwards over your forehead, and you have a feeling that had the artist put color to their work, those antigravity dribbles wouldn't be red.


    Four teenagers find themselves back on Earth after their untimely deaths. It isn't exactly as they remember.

    Prequel to You Are a Refugee From an Omnicidal Empire, but can be read standalone. Updates every Friday.

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    A young man stands on the edge between dreams and void. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, is this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was ten years ago that he started his adventure with his friends, it is only today that he will finish it.

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    A young man is sleeping in his apartment. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, was this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was five hours ago he celebrated his birthday, it is only now that he will get a surprise planned for him for the last ten years.

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    "Tavros undeniably felt out of his element inside the palace walls. Everything was too expensive and elegant looking for his taste, their was too many golden decorations lining the walls making him feel especially out of place. While he was used to the dirt and grassy lands of the outskirts of the palace and the wooden stables of the farm house.There was the marble pillars and expertly crafted vases and sculptures to challenge and intimate his, abiet not chosen, familiar existence."

    Or the one were Tavros's dearest friend (Aradia) has fallen terribly ill and has no one to take her place as a royal slave. Tavros manages to step up to the challenge as her replacement. What he didn't account for however, was a certain purple blooded prince taking a liking to his nervous demeanor...

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    20/?
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    Rose Lalonde has a dilemma. Her siblings all have partners that will accompany them to their annual Christmas party -- and she doesn't. Refusing to be the only Strilonde without someone to date, Rose tries her best to get a cute girl in her creative writing class to agree to fake date her over Christmas -- but what if the girl thinks that they're dating for real?

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    On Ancension day, Karkat is not culled. Instead, he is “saved” from culling by Eridan, his own Prince Charming in a purple cape. Eridan takes him in, and Karkat is instantly bombarded by Eridan’s pale affections. He’s not sure if he’s quite “wooed”, but he supposes he’s Eridan’s morail now.
    Eridan is in love, Karkat is resigned, and it’s all both wonderful and terrible.

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    10/?
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    “I told Eridan and Karcrab to set up a pile in the rec room!” Feferi says cheerfully.

    “And we’re going to cuddle and sing troll kumbaya?” It’s sarcastic, but Feferi and Aradia both nod excitedly.

    Or, some trolls get stranded in space and don't have much fuel left.

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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    Rose Lalonde spent the first day of summer vacation in the caves under her mansion. Bro dragged Dave Strider to a park. John Egbert took a walk to the nearby lake. Jade Harley decided to wander along the coast with her brother.

    All four of them discovered a most well kept open secret; a hidden world exists under Earth's oceans and lakes, a portal to a realm inside the planet itself. It is a place all four kids discover on accident, and it is called "Alternia."

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    John Egbert is fresh out of college, and the reality of adulthood is hitting him hard. But maybe, just maybe, a new recreational class can help him embrace his childishness and come to terms with his identity.

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    Gift-fic for tumblr user Jaboody's birthday, and exactly what the title says it is. (Might get an actual title someday). Alternatively: Jake is as straight as uncooked spaghetti, and Dirk tries to do the right thing.

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    -- Done To The Lyrics Of: I Was Made For Loving You-Maria Mena (Cover) --

    Grandpa Harley has passed and John wants out of the house. Thank fuck that old man left him the beach house in the will (Much to Jade’s anger) and he takes this as an opportunity to start his own life even if it is a ten-hour flight away from home. John starts to get comfortable with the island life. He can understand why Jade would come here every summer. All the stories of hunting crazy animals and spooky things that lurked. He can see how this place builds that kind of creativity in the mind. Not that he ever believed in any of that bullshit. That is...until he meets a certain someone that lives in the ocean that likes to visit the docks by the house and John begins to grow fond of them.

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    Gamzee's been pining for a while, and what better time to finally step up and talk to a motherfucker than on a honkiday?

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    Metanoia

    (n.) the journey of changing one's mind, heart, self, or way of life

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    Corporate shill Rose Lalonde befriends up-and-coming lawyer Terezi Pyrope over heavy drinks. They end up spending the night. After expressing concern over the state of her closet, Terezi introduces her to good friend Kanaya Maryam, and together they have many emotional misadventures. Confrontations, grief, blackouts, hallucinations, plant murder, bars, and depression galore. Then there's a brain ghost.
    [5/19/19: i am still working on this!! this fic hasn’t been abandoned, don’t worry.]
    [1/6/20: updates have begun again! welcome back!]

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    When Bro is handed an eight-year prison term, Dave finds himself adjusting to a whole new life.

    Bro might be away but he's never really gone, and Dave soon learns that letting go is a slow process.

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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

     
    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

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    4/6
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    (This is a rewrite of "Purple Cupcakes", my first, very awful, edgy and terrible fanfiction that you definitely shouldn't read.)

    The Troll Empire destroyed earth and only a fell hundreds of humans got mercy from the ruthless aliens. Humanity is now in pieces, enslaved by the troll kind.
    Between these humans is Jane Crocker, a girl who will find her way to live in Alternia with help of some unexpected new allies.

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    2/?
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    He's a top threshecutioner with a big secret. She's had enough of crushing on him from a distance. But how's that going to work out for her when they're on opposite sides of the galaxy? (note: i'm on temporary hiatus until next weekend so that i can get back into the groove of school. please stay tuned for more updates nonetheless)

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    3/?
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