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    It was only supposed to be a secret summer fling. Daryl knows he shouldn’t be doing this. But so does Beth, and that doesn’t seem to be stopping her. She ain't so innocent as she looks. Hell, he's pretty sure she never was.

    She’ll be leaving soon anyhow. Then it’ll be over. He won’t be tempted by desire anymore, and he can return to his mundane life and even more mundane daydreams.

    Nah, he’s not catchin' feelings. He’s just thirsty as hell.

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    English
    Words:
    146,246
    Chapters:
    31/37
    Comments:
    676
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    13232
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    You teach Home Ec at the high school where Negan teaches P.E. Ordinarily, you wouldn't have much reason to interact, but Negan has a unique way of sealing the deal with his weekly conquests. On Mondays, he texts you his order for a baked good worthy of his Woman of the Week. On Thursdays, he picks the order up, and presumably on Fridays and Saturdays, he reaps the benefits. Rinse and repeat. Your side hustle as a smalltime baker is going pretty well for you until things get complicated.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,241
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    7798
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    特警克里斯接到了一个奇怪的任务,在闹鬼的房子里寻找一个走失的大学生。

    大学生找到了,老婆也有了。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    26,970
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    177
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    a collection of drabble-ish odds and ends to quench everything from your sweet tooth to your thirst

    (ratings will be included in each chapter summary so you know what you’re in for)

    (title by cheap trick)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,921
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1792
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    “First time for everything, right?” Beth says and, yeah, Daryl might know better than anyone how true that shit is.

    (work + chapter titles from “peer pressure,” by james bay)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,311
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2305
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    There wasn't any other choice.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,137
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    384
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    Хэнк укрывается от дождя в заброшенном доме, и это круто меняет его жизнь.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    17,254
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    42
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    Rick Grimes, recently divorced and retired from the sheriff’s department after being wounded, decides to audition for a play, having enjoyed being in community theater years ago. While there, he meets some old friends from those days and makes some new ones. But there is one person there he isn’t sure about: Daryl Dixon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,535
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    357
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    9210
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    He should make it more obvious that he’s interested, should ask for Vanderohe’s number, should… should probably put down the glass he’s holding before he spills it all over himself. He downs his drink quickly and uses the head rush to say something witty and intelligent.

    “I want to get out of here,” he says instead.

    Vanderohe tilts his head. “You need some fresh air?”

    “No,” Dieter says, trying to clarify. “I want to get out of here with you.”

    Oh.”

    “Yeah.”

    “Fuck,” Vanderohe says with a breathy, low laugh that makes Dieter’s insides feel gooey in all the right ways. “Yeah, okay.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    504
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    Hot on the heels of a break-up and some kinda self-actualization, Beth not-so-accidentally runs into Daryl at the bar.

    Here’s to going after your teenage crush, right?

    (title from “the cure,” by lady gaga)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    780
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    After finding out about your husband's affair with a married woman, you decide to tell her husband before you file for divorce, but in your wildest dreams, you never thought it would change your life irrevocably.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,960
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    461
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    9258
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    Dieter breaks into Vanderohe's home looking for an uncrackable safe, instead he gets a new boss and more.

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    Dieter cocks his head to the side with a hum, pretending to think on it, hands squirming where they are bound like he wants to move as he talks and keeps forgetting he cannot currently move them. “The way I see it if I just give you that information you’re going to kill me, so how about a deal?” Dieter asks with a wide grin that has Vanderohe pausing and looking him up and down again.

    “What kind of deal?” Vanderohe asks intrigued, he was originally planning to kill Dieter, a momentary pause in that plan when he saw how pretty the man is and now that he keeps talking well Vanderohe finds him too amusing to just kill but there is no need to reveal that just yet.

    “I come work for you, you have some shady dealings right? You could totally use someone like me.” Dieter says confidently, smiling wide and pretty up at Vanderoeh as he snorts.

    “You’re not a very good thief, I caught you and you are currently at my mercy kid.” Vanderohe says as he leans back against his desk.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    778
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    Dieter has a great many talents, he was a straight A student, a talented pianist, he’s a brother four times over, he can speak three languages fluently, another shoddily. He could replace a fuse, rewire a socket and change the tire on his mother’s car without breaking a sweat by the time he turned thirteen, and now a decade later he likes to believe that he’s only matured like a fine wine.

    But put him in front of a middle-aged man pretending to be a hipster because he’s buying local and has a loyalty card that subsequently becomes his whole personality?

    That’s a whole ‘nother level of fuckery.

     

    ---

    Or where we throw Dieter into a coffee shop AU where everyone's alive and they're all idiots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,420
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    641
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    The first time Dieter sees him he has a - a bit of a meltdown, forgets how to form a sentence that isn’t complete crap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1266
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    Negan thought he was just starting a fling with his neighbor, but he ends up with much more.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,172
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1626
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    My best friend is dead. That's something my brain never fails to remind me every morning that I wake up. But I have to go to work– teaching music appreciation to less-than-appreciative high-school kids and navigating the strange relationship I suddenly seem to have formed with my best friend's widower.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,211
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    151
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    Negan is the guidance counselor at Carl’s high school. Carl is being abused by his father's best friend, Shane, and goes to Negan for help. At first, he's scared to explain his situation, worrying about what Shane might do if he found out Carl told. As Carl and Negan grow closer, Carl reveals more and more, finding out some of Negan's own secrets along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,972
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3287
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    These are just some head cannons me and my friend have been talking about for months and I've been secretly writing them all down so i could surprise him. These are going to be in no particular order but i will try to keep the fandom's together as much as possible. Please let me know about any spelling mistakes, English is my first language, i'm just awful at spelling and i don't really check it as i'm going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,184
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    6794
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    Дэрил сыт по горло свиданиями, Альфами и всей этой галиматьёй с «пара навеки». Он просто хочет ребёнка, без всякого эмоционального багажа и вкладывания чувств в довесок. Когда он встретил Рика Граймса — одинокого копа, который кажется не заинтересованным в отношениях точно так же, как и он сам — это кажется идеальным вариантом. Получи симпатичного Альфу, заведи малыша, и скатертью дорога всему остальному! Что вообще может пойти не так?

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    36,235
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    459
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    Real estate agent Carol Martin had it all... except for a love in her life to call her own. Could her new client Daryl help fill the void?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,159
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178

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