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    One day, Karkat Vantas decided "hey I’m already cullbait, why not add to the pile" and began learning the forbidden art of magic. And things kinda spiral off from there

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    Terezi knows, better than anyone, that Vriska's got big shoes to fill. She just can't talk about why.

    (Or, the one where Terezi can see ghosts)

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    Amiide a glitch in paradox space tries to get a quirky girl back home before she blows up the planet with her on it. Lets hope she succeeds.

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    2/?
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    Karkat Vantas meets Dave Strider, an alternian fairy after finding Dave stealing his snacks. This would be the end of it. If Dave didn't keep showing up for some reason. And if Karkat didn't keep letting him stick around for some reason.

    Based on the Fairystuck AU by Tumblr User @Biouxp

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    8/?
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    158
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    25
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    Rose goes on a honeypot mission to rescue Daraya from a clown situation.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Chahut is unhappy with her secretary.

    Written for the prompt "weak, butch, and disloyal".

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    1/1
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    "their empress welcomed humanity with open arms, almost as if she were expecting them..."

    tags, and possibly rating, to be updated as story progresses. no update schedule. a lot of the chapters may be updated to include illustration as i feel like it, or links to music.

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    3/?
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    After experiencing one unfortunate event after another, Joey doesn’t think her life can get any worse. That is, until she finds herself stranded in a nightmarish hellscape filled to the brim with monsters, blood, and death. Upon awakening in the new world, she is sought after by a vicious empire of aliens for reasons she doesn’t understand. Now she must traverse the treacherous, unforgiving land to escape the wrath of the empire and find some way back home. But at least she doesn't have to make the journey alone.

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    8/?
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    Meenah can't help but pity the infamous mutant troll who will be culled for desecrating the Alternian flag in an amateur porn video. Karkat can’t help but pity anyone unfortunate enough to be interested in him at all.

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    On his last days before conscription, Karkat receives a visit from some clowns.

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    2
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    You and your moirail leave a bar and stumble upon a passed-out burgundy. Against your better judgment, you and your moirail haul his ass into your apartment, where he claims to be freshly from Alternia. Moments later, three more people barge in.

    All of this shit, and you still have class in the morning. College fucking sucks.
    -----
    Xefros, Dammek, and Joey, are 18-19, and Jude is about 14 here. Writing is hard, updates are slow. Peace and love on planet earth

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    When Karkat thought back on his short miserable life, this wasn’t at all how he thought it would go.

    Gamzee saves Karkat from death and accidentally falls in love.

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    3/?
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    "But If I made my bed, did I make the demons in it?"

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    Show of hands, who remembers what all happened the last time the Grand Highblood was bored?

    Probably something less embarrassing than this.

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    10/?
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    SGRUB was never launched by the trolls, letting them uniterruptedly reach adulthood. Now they are faced with new challenges ranging from choosing their place among the workforce of the Alternian Empire to coming to terms with their assigned roles to getting ready for their imminent demise. Will they accept their fates or find a way to free themselves from the shackles?

    Baseline: Doc Scratch was not fully successful in his grooming of Vriska; Aradia survived; the game wasn't launched, otherwise, not many things differ from canon. The relationships are incredibly messy, everyone is fucked up, the usual.
    I am not a Vriska/Eridan/Gamzee apologist or defender, I just want them to be less messed up, it's in everyone's best interest <3

    All trolls deserve equal screentime (but some are more equal than others and I am completely objective in my decisions and would never lie)

    Also English is my second language so the grammar and syntax might be off please be patient with me

    Forgot to link my Tumblr post with the designs for trolls: https://www.tumblr.com/iotitischronica/715300342582099968/i-uhhhhh-have-contracted-a-severe-case-of?source=share

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    Xefros is a rustblood troll near the end of his natural lifespan. His final pilgrimage before death is to set coordinates for Earth and meet with Joey Claire one final time.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Ele só esperava caçar. Pegar um troll desprevenido e se alimentar de sua carne e seguir para seu próximo treino. Ele não esperava estar caçando seu antigo crush vermelho e ser parado por seu moirail presumido morto.

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    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    53/?
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    Piijay Mikenz is a jadeblood who has never left Alternia. Her matesprit, a swashbuckling interstellar hacker, is far too cool to get captured by aliens. (Right?) And even if that happened, Piijay would never be able to cross the galaxy and rescue her. (Right??) And she definitely wouldn't pick up a few odball hatefriends along the way. (RIGHT??)

    Title is from Candy by The Blasting Company.

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    CG: NOW, I WILL ASK YOU A FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS.
    CG: YOU WILL ANSWER THEM *TRUTHFULLY* WITH LITTLE TO NO SASS OR SARCASM
    CG: AND THEN I WILL EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON!
    CG: DO YOU REMEMBER THE GAME?

    ...

    There is no new universe. There is no new planet. There is only another game.

    [OR: Karkat struggles to adapt to his new-old circumstances while waiting for said game to begin, his friends struggle to understand why he's acting so cagey and distant, and the humans- Well, what they're doing is a massive spoiler, but trust me, they're struggling, too.]

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    Chapters:
    4/50
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1,280

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