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    This text exists in a fleeting microsecond of time, from a fragile angle observable by select few. While we may now experience this story as it is meant to be experienced, its lifespan is miniscule. About two weeks, give or take, before the unstoppable creation of context and the irreversible gain of knowledge leaves this work a decaying husk of something greater.

     

    Or, Z just has a non-canon breakdown. Depends on when you read this.

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    They fuck you up, your mom and dad.

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about saving someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    A little explanation of SBURB and it´s inner workings...

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    My undergraduate dissertation. Hosted offsite. Actually about 10,000 words long. Read for metaliterary analysis of fatalistic narrative in two great epics of human literature, and also for Vriska.

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    Alrighty people, you should be used to the drill at this point, we’re nearly done with our HOMESTUCK TROLL UNITS line. Unless you’re a new customer, in which case, congrats on ordering your first in our amazing series of UNITS based around the beloved and zany characters from WHAT PUMPKIN, the big gourd behind projects such as HOMESTUCK and its various video games. Now, this is a character who’s both loved and loathed, for good reasons, but we’re none the less excited to give a wild applause to GAMZEE MAKARA, BARD OF RAGE and local juggalo. We have a helluva lot of WARNING signs plastered over this manual, so we HEAVILY ENCOURAGE you to give this a thorough read through, even more so than in VRISKA SERKET’S manual. But we’re still confident that under all that MURDER CLOWN, he’s still that lovable goofball he once was before hardcore sopor, SGRUB trauma, and manipulations from a world ending demon. It’ll take your care and friendship to help him through it all.

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    We interrupt your regularly scheduled reading to drop the latest info from WHAT PUMPKIN, hot off the presses and still got that wet ink feel. Okay that’s a lie, no way the heat and wetness would last shipping and the ink’s got to dry normally unless you want a smeared lump of paper dropped on your door. But you get it. Now, this should be an old, battered, well worn hat to you by now, but if not, then congratulations on receiving the latest in our HOMESTUCK UNIT line, based off the wonderful, hysterical, and insane characters from our iconic WEBCOMIC. Now, if you’re a fan of gross, sweaty muscles, elaborately constructive murderbots, and ramblings of horses, then we’re happy to introduce you to EQUIUS ZAHHAK, HEIR OF VOID and a complicated, but ultimately well meaning dude. If you’re not Emma and are not interested in this guy at all, tough luck you ordered him, you got him and it’s your responsibility to make sure he acclimates well to his new environment. As such, this handy dandy manual will help you with all the ins and outs of Eq and hopefully allow you to befriend our sweaty bro with ease.

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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    Back at it again at WHAT PUMPKIN HQ, bringing you all that sweet, juicy HOMESTUCK UNIT content and products your blackhole soul so desperately craves. Now, it’s no secret to anyone who’s been keeping track of these manuals just who this one is about, especially since her name is right there in bold. So go ahead and put your grubby little mitts together to welcome the one, the only VRISKA SERKET, THIEF OF LIGHT and the infamous Spider 8itch herself. I’ll admit a little favoritism-
    A lot of blatant favoritism…
    Emma...But that doesn’t mean I’ll be leaving you wonderful readers high and dry about all the juicy details pertaining to Vriska, her admittedly awful personality and backstory, and the problems and boons you should expect having her being part of your crazy, eclectic family!

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    WHAT PUMPKIN, the company that’s brought you the iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK thats spawned several video games, innumerable fanfics and fanworks, and shipping wars so large they make the Trojan War look like a water balloon fight. Anyways, now that introductions are out of the way, and bragging, we can move onto the main event: The reveal of which HOMESTUCK UNIT you’ve purchased! She’s teasing, she’s snarky, she’s full of sharp teeth accompanied by just as sharp a tongue that’ll get very familiar with everything you own, it’s none other than TEREZI PYROPE, SEER OF MIND and a terrifying legislacerator-in-training. Now, she’s all about having a good time, but that doesn’t mean you couldn’t use some help from us in handling her, so it’s recommended you actually read this instead of, I don’t know, using it like a doorstop or propping up broken furniture.

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    It is with great pride and deepest pleasure that WHAT PUMPKIN is ready to unveil our latest creation in relation to our iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK. That’s right folks, its time for the newest release in the HOMESTUCK UNITS series with one of the most popular TROLLS around. You know her, I made her, she’s a kickass lady with a killer sense of fashion and even deadlier chainsaw, please put your palms together to herald the arrival of KANAYA MARYAM, the SYLPH OF SPACE and RAINBOW DRINKER extraordinaire. Now, she’s one of the most level headed of folks, but the legal crew insists that we encourage you to vigorously read the various settings and warnings we have before you do anything you end up regretting.

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    Folks welcome back again to the latest installment of WHAT PUMPKIN’S release line of its HOMESTUCK UNITS, crafted with love and care in the image of their literary counterparts to give you that wish fulfilment desire to befriend the whole lot of them. If we’re as familiar with the TROLL HEMOSPECTRUM as we hope you are, you’re probably already aware who’s next on the ROYGBIV section: None other than NEPETA LEIJON, mighty huntress, shipper supreme, and the ROGUE OF HEART. She’s of course ready to pounce into action and we’re sure you’ll be simply delighted with her presence, but this doesn’t mean sweet, precious, ferocious Nepeta isn’t without her struggles. Or a desire to stalk, hunt, and devour prey. So ya know, the whole manual business, helping to provide guidelines on UNITS, various settings, problems that could arise, and the like. If you’re not familiar with it, but we hope that you’re one of our previous clients and this is now an old, tattered hat to you. Ruined of course, whether by steady years of use or an irritate pet chomping down on it like Mcgruff on crime, but a beloved head accessory none-the-less.

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    WHAT PUMPKIN has returned to grace you with our presence, as well as introduce the newest addition in our HOMESTUCK UNIT family. The latest in our TROLL UNITS lineup this time is none other than SOLLUX CAPTOR, the MAGE OF DOOM who’s the expert in both isolation and technology {Though he’s still condescending of our human computers. Not our fault we don’t like insectoid inspired gear.} His bifurcated ass has more problems and irritation than we have shenanigans going on in our offices, so this here manual will really come in handy. Provided you actually read it rather than tossing it straight into recycling like you did with that instruction booklet for a stereo. Though kudos to you for caring about the planet.

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    Hussie chooses a girlfriend on national television!!!!! Who will it be???!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

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    Andrew Hussie, creator of the webcomic HOMESTUCK and founder of the WHAT PUMPKIN company, back again with my loyal assistant {Despite all the glares I’ve gotten today} to bring you the latest in our TROLL UNIT line. Get ready to grab the bull by the horns folks, cause this time we’re letting the stables burst wide open to allow TAVROS NITRAM, PAGE OF BREATH and local animal whisperer free. Tav is usually a pretty chill dude and we’re positive his attitude will make him a walk in the park compared to some of the other UNITS we have lined up. However, he’s got a few issues as well so it’s highly recommended that you actual crack open the manual and start educating yourself about our bull boy wonder.

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    WHAT PUMPKIN, the big name and gourd behind the HOMESTUCK webcomic that took the internet by storm {If I’m allowed to toot my horn here, and of course I am.} and the various spin off video games and content, is here to announce the next TROLLS UNIT lineup! The girl who puts the Ooky in Spooky with a love of the macabre, none other than ARADIA MEGIDO, the MAID OF TIME and true owner of that one song ya’ll go shit hive maggots for {You know which.} Anyways, while she’s by far the least challenging TROLL to deal with, there may be some tense moments now and again or some things you may want clarity for {No we cannot get her to stop grinning creepily, that’s all part of her charm} so it’s at least recommended that you skim through this and take some bullet point notes on it.

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    I hope you guys are all as thrilled as we at WHAT PUMPKIN are! It’s taken a lot of blood, sweat, tears {Much of which belonged to Luis and all his assistants and fellow science nerds} and ecto biology sludge from clones but we are finally proud to announce that the line of TROLLS UNITS, inspired by their webcomic counterparts from our iconic HOMESTUCK series, are ready to roll out into the market! And first up, of course, is none other than everyone’s favorite shouty shortie and adorabloodthirsty leader, KARKAT VANTAS, the KNIGHT OF BLOOD and grumpy pantscat! And boy are you going to need this manual! Boy’s got more issues and trauma than the sky as stars, so it’s heavily encouraged that you take careful study of the info located here.

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    Since Emma is a huge fun-hater and veto-ing my original idea of rapping the introduction of this here manual, {Who cares if it's difficult to translate rap in a summary! It's fun and in character!} we’ll be opening with our usual gratitude of supporting WHAT PUMPKIN by purchasing this latest UNIT. This particular model, as made obvious due to the above title, is DIRK STRIDER, PRINCE OF HEART and the ultimate coolest cat around. Dude’s pretty high maintenance, so we’re including lots of useful info and advice for when you sweet talk that anime lover out of his box as though he was Snow White {But without any corpse smooching cause ya know, he’s locked up and also pretty sketchy to randomly kiss a guy you haven’t met in person before.}

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    15
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