9 Works in Angels and Demons Can Choose Their Genitalia (Good Omens)

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    Comedy smut!

    Eric, Eric, and Eric are going to figure out how Efforts work. But one of them actually has EXPERIENCE and didn't share before now! *GASP*

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    Choose your faces wisely.

    Easy for a witch to say, but practically speaking, how are an angel and a demon to implement it? What's the step by step?

    If you ask Crowley, a book of prophecy really ought to come with an instruction manual.


    Art by joegrrnaught-theineffable

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    There were two angels sent to guard the Garden of Eden. They had never been meant to be friends, those two odd angels that didn’t quite fit in. Their bosses had expected them to be wary of one another, to even be sworn enemies one day; all part of the Great Plan. Perhaps they should have told them that. Or perhaps not.

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    The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after they break free, and neither hellfire nor holy water is going to stop them now.

    They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

    [The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

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    It's all in the upbringing. But what does an angel or a demon really know about raising a (mostly) human child?

    This had been marked finished but whoopsie, it's not, anymore. Hopefully finished for real, soon.
    MORE Big edits in the Caretakers chapters, first parts updated: The Arrival, 02 Feb, Added Ch. 4 - Growing Trust on 25 Feb

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    Aziraphale wants to get back into Heaven's good graces. As Heaven is a fucked up place, he figures that enslaving a demon would be a good way to get there. He asks his boyfriend Crowley to be his slave and pet, except publicly now to impress the other angels. They both get a little bit too into their roles. They love each other so so much, and that is never threatened. After 6,000 years of trauma, though, ethereal and occult people can get a bit weird.

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    Based on this kinkmeme prompt: https://good-omens-kink.dreamwidth.org/616.html?thread=177256#cmt177256

    "Gabriel’s been holding a torch for Aziraphale for centuries. His dedication to thwarting Evil on Earth, remaining stalwart in the fight for Good despite being away from Heaven.

    The evidence that Aziraphale had been in cahoots with a demon, and working against the Great Plan, broke his heart. Its why he was so vicious to Aziraphale at his intended execution.

    Unfortunately for Gabriel, those feelings never went away and he’s taken to spying on Aziraphale. Which is often seeing Aziraphale spending time with the demon. And even being intimate with the demon.

    Gimme Gabriel turned on, pissed off, and eating his heavenly little heart out."

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    Gabriel knows about Aziraphale and Crowley. And no, he is not the least bit upset. In fact, he is happy to help Aziraphale keep it a secret. But he does charge a price for his silence; he's not that much of an angel.

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    "I thought we might indulge ourselves in some of the, ah, pleasures of the flesh. If you were interested."

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