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    "Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe - it gives back life to those who no longer exist." ― Guy de Maupassant

    Clary comes to in a park outside of an abandoned church with no memory of how she got there. It's not the only thing she forgets. She's told that her mother and Dot died in a brutal home invasion, but that didn't explain why Luke had disappeared, or Simon and his family. And despite being enrolled in the Brooklyn Academy of Art, she didn't seem to know anyone there and nor did anyone seem to know her. Clary found herself suddenly and inexplicably alone in the world with no real memory of how it happened.

    So when she is attacked and nearly killed by a creature that could not possibly exist, she just assumes she had lost her mind until two men come to question her about a string of similar attacks. She quickly falls into their world of saving people and hunting things, not realizing it was always where she belonged.

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    "The Winchester brothers have always known how to handle any creature (or at the very least, they'd quickly find out). There've always been monsters, ready to hunt or be hunted, but there's one kind that shouldn't even exist in the first place. As the struggle continues to save the earth and its inhabitants from the ever-looming apocalypse, new complications and battles arise."
    Following the main plot-line from s.12 and on, this fic explores the "what-ifs" and "could'ves" while going further behind the scenes.

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    Sam and Dean are captured in Apocalypse World, and Michael sends his best interrogator.

    It doesn’t go how he would expect.

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    Figured I'd give this a go since I've never done it before. I'm about as late as I am with Inktober. Better late than never? Tags will be added as chapters come in. It shouldn't take terribly long to get posts up.

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    After showing your secret to Cass and the brothers Winchester, life has been closer to normal. As normal as it could be with hunters against the world, anyways.

    Some time later though, there is a new addition to the rag-tag family in the form of a Nephilim that is Lucifer's by relation named Jack. The Nephilim sees Cass as his father figure, but you don't mind, it gives everyone a new learning experience.

    But aside from your wings, what happens when something that should be biologically impossible for men actually happens to you?

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    Aziraphale Fell just transferred to Terreville High and already, everything is going badly - until quirky Anathema Device and her nerdy boyfriend Newton invite him to join the Angelic Times, the school newspaper. Immediately, Aziraphale is assigned to interview the sports team, the Demons - including creepy Chris Hastur, intimidating Cedric Ligur, goth captain Beelz, and actually cute (!!) ginger boy, Crowley.

    But when funding is cut on Terreville’s clubs, leaving room for only soccer or newpaper, Aziraphale and Crowley are thrown into a battle of sabotage with senior correspondents, ex-girlfriends, and very confusing emotions.

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    “Listen, kid,” Gavin started, cutting off the desolate child. Sure it was sad his dog had died but it wasn’t Gavin’s fault no one taught the little twerp chocolate was a dog’s kryptonite, “he’s in a better place, alright, so if you’d just stop asking for him to come back—it’d be much appreciated.”

    “You promise?” the eight-year-old asked, his big brown eyes looking like glass—fragile and sparkly.

    “Yeah,” Gavin lied, looking away as he did it—his halo going a bit crooked. To be honest, he wasn’t sure where dogs went after they died, only that he was tasked with calming the little boys and girls who despaired after them—at least until his punishment was up. “So just, you know, go to sleep and all that.”
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    In a world where angels and demons inhabit the same earth, both searching for a way to overthrow the other, both failing--Gavin sits right in the middle, with a crooked halo and a pair of wings to match. It's not enough to be a bit mischievous, however, he also has to get caught up in the demon brothers' scheme to take over heaven. Perfect.

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    Gabriel Fell.

    But before that, there were others. Hundreds of others. Far too many.

    And that is the crux of the problem.

    There is corruption in Heaven.

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    After the Notpocalypse both sides seem to have taken Crowley and Aziraphale's warning and left them to their own side. But not all on each faction agree with upper managements decision. A select group of angels looking to make a name for themselves corner Crowley and exact their own version of Heaven's revenge. Aziraphale does not take kindly to the angels and must be stopped before more than their wings are burned by his fury.

    A/N please note the tags on this one. There is potential for triggers although the torture is only limited to the first chapter it is something to keep in mind.

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    The family rallies together after a surprise attack on one of their own. As usual, they may take it a bit too far and need to lean on each other. The two couples also face their own issues while working this one...

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    When Dean is driving his impala with the food for Sam and himself, he found a strange boy by himself.

    The boy named David is weirdly optimistic and mostly obedient which freak both brothers out. They already tested holy water, silver and all on him but it didn’t affect the strange boy in any way.

    Dean assumes that David was most likely abandoned and neglected by his own parents since the boy will follow him everywhere and try to keep him in his sight…

    But when Castiel set his eyes on David, he along with other angels immediately recommends that brothers destroy that “manmade abomination”.

    Things get worst when David realizes monsters, witches, ghosts, demons & angels are real...while Dean is feeling conflicted on this childlike robot and is thinking about giving the robo-kid back to the creator...

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    "You think I want to keep her here against her wishes?" Bobby shook his head vehemently. "She'd be one hell of a creature if she were one, but she should go back to the human world. There's a problem that you didn't think of."

    "What's that?" Dean spat.

    "Dean," Sam softly interjected. "The angels may not want or need Claire anymore because she can no longer be an angelic host, but she is still tied to a source of grace." They all looked at the Fallen.

    "I can protect myself!" Claire spoke up. "What do you think I had to do when Castiel couldn't come to me thanks to the stupid rules you all have in place!?"

    "Can you protect yourself from three or four or five angels?" Bobby stared at her. "I'll give you one or two, you're a spitfire. But they want him. They're not going to take it light and risk losing a couple when they need all hands on board."

    "So what? You want to keep her here?" Dean asked.

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    When Crowley thinks Heaven would go the extra mile to make Aziraphale Fall now that he has survived Hellfire, he decides to keep Aziraphale's body to try and keep him safe. Except, he doesn't tell Aziraphale that's the reason why. Aziraphale takes it as a betrayal from his closest friend; from the person he loved. Heaven is two steps ahead, though, and Crowley is forced to run back to Aziraphale for help.

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    Gabriel Falls.

    Heaven needs to pin the blame on someone, after all, and he is a convenient scapegoat. Had he succeeded in convincing the child, he would have been heralded as a hero in the war--

    But he didn't succeed.

    And now, he is Fallen.

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    "It's great," Garth responding, grabbing a chair and sliding it over. "Bess is in her glory, and the little one is doing awesome. I love her so much." He smiled a toothy grin that didn't quite meet his eyes. "I'm not here about me, though. I debated coming at all, cause I know how sacred our Fridays are, but I figured you'd want to be prepared."

    Sam leaned around Rowena, his arm draped over her shoulder, "What do you mean he'd want to be prepared?"

    "You too, Sam. This affects both of you. It literally just happened." Garth hung his head like a kicked puppy. "So, I was back in today, filling out my paperwork to start back up on Monday. And I overheard it."

    "Spit it out, Wolfman." Dean leaned his chair back on two legs, foot resting on the table.

    "Magda's getting her own room. Emma's getting a new person in the room. They're splitting you two up." Garth looked pathetically at Dean. "You're getting a new partner."

    Dean instinctively kicked out, sending him backward and onto the floor. "Ow. What?"

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    When she found herself suddenly in the Supernatural universe, Sydney knew it wasn't if she would die; it was when, and how painfully.

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    When Castiel brings a teenager to the Singer Salvage Yard after a long day, the Winchesters are thrust into yet another case. They don't believe in coincidences, so when there are local deaths just after finding Sydney, they head out to investigate.

    What starts as a few angels... turns into a lot of angels... and later maybe not so many angels as they originally thought... and then a crap-ton of angels. To put it simply, Dean is really sick of angels.

    \\\

    This is one of my longest-standing fics, and it's thrilling to finally put this out there! Kind of has a bit of a mystery to it. I hope you all enjoy!

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    “Castiel,” Naomi tsked, staring down her nose at him in her sterile white office, “Why can you never just make things easy for yourself?”

     

    Castiel's slow descent into rebellion against everything he ever knew

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    Gabriel was lost. He'd never admit it but loosing his grace had changed him. Unable to restore his grace, and all that was taken from him he hid more then ever in a laugh and a smirk. He can't stop thinking of her. He needs something back to feel whole again after his torment in hell.

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    Before he met Eliott, Lucas used to know what his place in the universe was.

    After all, he used to be a soldier of Heaven. A guardian angel, fierce and merciless, raised for one purpose only : to make sure that the human he was assigned to stayed on the right path. Some humans are born with a tendency towards evil, he was told. In Eliott’s case, with the power to bend other minds to his will with a simple glance of his eyes.

    But when he meets Eliott, everything changes. On Earth, he doesn’t find evil, but something entirely different. And he learns the beauty of a life lived in full colors.

    And of course, Heaven could never let that stand.

    So they took Eliott from him.

    Now there is nothing that will stop him from getting him back, even if he has to go to the deepest reaches of Hell to bring him back.

    But will he manage to find him before Hell gets to Eliott, and there is nothing left to save ?

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    I forced a BOT to watch 1,000 hours of The Kripke Seasons of Supernatural and write a script for an episode of its own. This is the result.

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