15 Works in Aromantic Asexual Mike Hanlon

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    “If you were in LA, I’d invite myself over to your apartment, and bring you bad takeout, and we could have like, a movie night.”

    Eddie huffs a quiet laugh. “What, would you climb through my window?”

    “Nah, dude, we’re forty, I’d use the front fuckin’ door,” he says, gratified to hear Eddie’s snort of laughter on the other end of the line. “You’d be on the top floor anyway. Penthouse shit. I’d fall and break my skull open trying to get in.”

    “No you wouldn’t,” Eddie says. “Your head’s like titanium. Thickest skull around.”

    “You’re the worst,” Richie whines. “Be nice to me when I’m bleeding out on the ground outside your beautiful Los Angeles apartment. Cradle me.”

    “I can’t,” Eddie says. “You’re too heavy.”

    “Guess I’m not allowed to die, then,” Richie says.

    “Nope. Not ever.” Eddie pauses. “You’re still allowed to crawl in my window, though. You’re the only one who ever was.”

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    Richie catches up on a few decades' worth of phone calls.

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    Bill Denbrough is a famous author. Somehow, his books have managed to find their way into the hands of Mike Hanlon, Richie Tozier, Ben Hanscom, Stan Uris, Bev Rogan and Eddie Kaspbrak, despite the fact that Mike, Ben and Stan are the only ones to remember anything about the Losers. Mike, being the only one of them who stayed in Derry, of course has kept tabs on his now famous and successful friends. Ben tries to build his buildings so they have the same atmosphere as that clubhouse they all once shared did. And Stan? Stan's always been in love with Bill Denbrough. Richie just likes to read, Bev's a horror junkie and Bill's books make Eddie actually feel alive for once. The six of them all manage to snag one of the twenty tickets available for Bill's meet and greet/book signing, and in the end, they go to Cheesecake Factory (which is Richie's idea, because holy shit dude, they have the best bread), and have a grand ass time. But, of course, with every reunion, there has to be some intense emotions that surface, right? Of course, that doesn't mean there's no mind-blowing sex as well.

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    The Losers go to Hogwarts :)

    Year One

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    richie makes a group chat.

    they're crackheads, they're depressed, they're gay, and they defeated a motherfuckin clown.

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    The kingdom is under attack by its own people. The peasants had started to pick up the pieces that their government will not help them. A rebellious group called the Rat Revolution is causing trouble and terrorizing both the noble and the common folk. The king's best idea to dismiss the problem was to crown his son on the prince's 24th birthday. But in order to properly be crowned, he must find a partner, and now Prince William Denbrough is being forced to be married before his birthday. His father chooses the two perfect candidates, Lady Beverly of the South and her Northern counterpart Lord Edward Kaspbrak.

     

    The three of them were forced into this agreement but each of them didn't know that. With the help of their trusted companions, Lady Beverly with her right-hand man, Richie, and Lord Edward with his assistant Mike Hanlon, they devise a plan in order to woo the prince but little did they know that the prince's trusted friends, Stanley and Ben, are there to interfere.

     

    Love will break out, enemies made and find out who the traitors are within the room in this nobility au inspired by Jane Austen and Les Miserables!

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    Five Years after the fight in Neilbolt, the Losers are close. Closer than the average friend group, with some added bonuses. And they're eager to escape the small minded town of Derry. So one summer when Richie gets an invite to stay with his cousins for the summer, he doesn't pass up. But he also can't leave without his family. Losers stick together afterall. So the group of seven spend their summer in the slightly bigger small town of Hawkins Indiana. Of course with their luck they get pulled into Richie's cousins shit and are stuck having to fight another monster. At least this one doesn't dance.

     

    This is a shit summary I promise this is at least decent

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    billiam: HEWWO

    trash man: god DAMN IT BILL you're only proving my point

    billiam: who ever said I was trying to refute it

    it’s raining ben: bill what's ur fursona

    so my other acc got deleted lmao. im back it's me i promise so you can come and read
    New chapters on this one!!!

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    it group chat fic

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    Scientists say that you don't dream about someone you've never seen before because the human mind can't make up a the face of a person that doesn't exist. So why does Richie Tozier see the same boy in his dreams when they've never met? Why has he memorized every detail of the boys' face, from the freckles that litter his skin to the way his brown doe eyes look like pools of amber when the sun shines on them? Why does he feel like he's never alone? Why does he get sudden emotions for no reason? Why is he hurt unexpectantly and why does he sometimes see another place than the one he's at?

     

    A/N: This is like a soulmate AU, I got the inspiration from the movie In Your Eyes which is just a beautiful movie in itself. Other than the fact that I used seeing/hearing/touching what your soulmate sees/hears/touches this story is 100% my own.

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    bilbert: so who's coming to georgie's birthday party
    trashmouth: DON'T KINKSHAME ME ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT BEING A FURRY CAN'T BE T H A T BAD
    bilbert: richie isn't invited

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    Eddie Kaspbrak never understood. When everyone around him began to fall in love, he didn’t understand how or why. It kept him up at night. Made him feel alienated. He watched and closely studied every single romantic comedy Netflix had to offer the curious boy but yet he found relatability in just about nothing he observed. Eddie so badly craved a feeling he knew nothing of. Sonia Kaspbrak had always warned him not to touch girls, giving him the same old rant about cooties and pregnancy and leaving his mama for some “worthless whore” since he was 12 years old. Except now he was 17. And he could sure as hell swear to god that he wouldn’t lay a finger on a girl. A boy, however, he couldn’t promise.

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    these are just written to make myself feel better
    i find most of the inspirations from tumblr posts so hopefully its alright

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    Richie wants to see his ~little boy~

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Mom: let me tell you
    Mom: about Homestuck
    wheezy: blocked

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    When his friends start to fall in love, Mike starts to wonder what it's like and goes on a little quest to find out. It doesn't give him the answer he wanted but maybe the one he needed

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