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    “I asked God about you.”

    Crowley’s stomach plunged through the earth and he steeled himself. That is, he tried to steel himself, but could not find much steely within to summon.

    “Eh?” he croaked. He cleared his throat. “That so.”

    Jesus’ expression was complicated, brow furrowed, mouth twisted somewhere between a weak smile and a pensive frown.

    “I’m still trying to figure out the answer. But here’s what I think it is.”

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    An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

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    12/?
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    Une AU où Crowley et Aziraphale se retrouvent un peu plus impliqués que prévu dans la vie de Jésus. Elle commence aux alentours de la Nativité, montre plusieurs moments de l’enfance de Jésus, puis le reste de sa vie, et sa mort. Crowley a toujours eu de la facilité à interagir avec les enfants, mais comment va-t-il se comporter avec le fils de Dieu ?

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    2/?
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    Joyous candlenights to all! I am attempting the Good Omens advent calendar fic challenge, and so will collect all my attempts at the prompts herein. Enjoy them: they'll likely mostly be short, and fluffy, and silly. The perfect thing for a cozy candlenights season! So settle in and enjoy these pan-religious, pan-tastic, personal pan fanfics.

    (Note: Something happened to my brain and there is now a story-within-a-story starting at chapter 15. Subtitle: Happy Birthday Jesus)

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    23/31
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    124
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    105
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    10
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    This time of year always messed with Crowley, and today was no exception. Part of him wished he could see the magic in all that snow - their first at the cottage, no less. The rest of him heaved a 6,000-year-old sigh the moment he laid eyes on it. It was only a matter of time before the heaviness and the haziness settled in...

    OR: Snow sucks when you're partially serpent. Aziraphale finds ways to make it less so.

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    1/1
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    The angel was making that face. The guilty one. The slightly bastard-y I-have-no-idea-what-you’re-talking-about-but-it-definitely-wasn’t-my-fault face.

    “The only way there would be books in my flat is if you’re bringing them. Now why have you been slowly turning my place into a library?”

     

    The answer, of course, would make them both very happy if they would just tell each other.

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    London, Three weeks after the Apocalypse: Crowley finds a certain document tucked away in a forgotten book.

    Mercia, 1020 CE: An angel and a demon meet to finalize an Arrangement...

    “I’m still not sure,” Aziraphale said slowly, “that the Arrangement need be so…formalized.”

    “Fifteen years ago,” Crowley snapped, sweeping his wing behind him, “you said you weren’t sure you were comfortable with a nebulous agreement. I don’t know what more you want from me, Angel.”

    “But it’s hardly appropriate for an angel to enter into a contract with Hell.” Aziraphle carefully placed the document to the side.

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    On their last night in Eden, Aziraphale and Crawley walk together through the Garden, each reflecting on what he lost.

    But perhaps there is something that they have gained...

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    1/1
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    30
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    Two years after not the end of the world, Aziraphale was still at loose ends. This is a story that happens after he starts healing from Heaven's abuse. I may post a prologue to this,but I am not sure yet. Also, in all of my stories Aziraphale and Crowley are asexual because I am asexual.

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    Aziraphale used to enjoy kissing, but he'd gotten bored of it over the years.
    Suddenly, however, he can't stop thinking about kissing a certain demon. . .

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    It was a morning was much like any other September morning in this particular cottage for nearly the last decade.
    Or it had been.
    "'Once more unto the breach, dear friend'?"

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    2/?
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    They were just on their way back to the Bentley when they passed a burning building. And not just any building. A small kindergarten.

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    6,000 years, and Lust was still Crowley's least, least, LEAST favorite Deadly Sin. As such, he'd probably missed or inadvertently avoided certain memos about it, but that was okay. After all, he was (a) a demon, (b) immortal, and (c) VERY secretive about That One Kink of his. What Crowley didn't know couldn't hurt him THAT badly.....or so he thought, until Aziraphale voiced rather strong concerns about his "technique," and offered an alternative.

    OR: Crowley is the Disaster Ace in this relationship. Aziraphale teaches him how to be slightly less of one.

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    Aziraphale gets more and more worried that Crowley will expect them to have sex cause as far as he knows that normal in a relationship. He spirals into anxiety to the point he's hyper-vigilant of every little touch.

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    2/2
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    10
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    1438
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    The eyes weren't the only serpentine trait Crowley retained regardless of what form he took. There were many - his strange tongue, his loose movement, his preference for warmer temperatures, his occasional hiss. Aziraphale was familiar with all of them, or at least, he thought he was. Even after 6000 years, the old serpent was full of surprises. This was fine. At least they were largely harmless surprises.

    Except when they weren't.

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    *No. It's quite worse.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Trying to live out each of their separate lives, Lucifer, Gabriel, and Raphael stumble upon one another unexpectedly. It goes about as well as you'd think. But in desperate times, they need to save the world they care about so much from impending doom once more.

    As long as everyone cooperates...

    ~~~~~~~~~~

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    1/?
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    4
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    Usually, when Aziraphale & Crowley come back to the bookshop after a night out they turn to tea and wine, or they simply thank each other and utter some parting words before heading back to their own lives, both of them knowing they can't afford to take things further. After all, the threat of execution has always hung over their heads. However this time, they've already survived excecution. They're free! Does Aziraphale dare to finally take down 6000-years worth of protective emotional walls?

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    It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy sex (when they have it), it’s just that Aziraphale doesn’t think he’d ever feel a need to initiate it. After a very interesting internet search Aziraphale discovers the term servicing which he feels fits quite nicely. All in all he is perfectly happy as Crowley’s service top (or whatever his particular proclivities are at the time).

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    1/1
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    Crowley and Aziraphale wanted to see what would happen if they did this.
    They were curious about what an angel and demon were capable of performing.
    Maybe they could be like humans and do the deed.

    But did they really go through with it?

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    1/1
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    33
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    1
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    446
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    The first time they made love, it felt like it lasted days despite being mere hours, time collapsed on itself.

    After Armageddon was prevented Crowley and Aziraphale could finally acknowledge their impossibly strong bond in all the ways they wished before, but were afraid of. Since they were both rogue now, considered lost causes by their respective offices, they could be together finally. Truly together. Heaven and Hell, after the failed executions, were afraid and had no idea how to defeat them, and seemed to have decided ignoring them is best. Aziraphale was almost surprised to still be an angel, but he was nonetheless.

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    1/1
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    6
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    189
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    22
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    In which Crowley discovers that Aziraphale reads porn, hijinks ensue but they don't fuck.

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    London, 1930.

    Another clandestine meeting in the park, a slim figure in a trim black suit and hat stands poised next to his companion in white, a more rounded and soft silhouette next to his own sharp angles and gangly limbs. They stand looking over the waters, unspeaking. The last time they had spoken Aziraphale had denied Crowley's request and they had both left rather upset with each other. They hadn't spoken of it since (or spoken to each other at all), although Crowley was still seeking Holy Water, he wasn't here to request it again. He simply couldn't stay angry with his friend forever and had wanted to see him again. It had been many decades.

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    1/1
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    38
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    4
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