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A tale about three dozen gods and a game they play together. Will they be able to cooperate to save themselves and each other? Or is this timeline doomed never to hear the Vast Croak of Bilious Slick?
Homestuck/Secret Histories crossover wherein the Hours play Sburb and the author is incredibly self-indulgent.
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With nowhere left to run, the many Heroes of Sburb who've faltered on their path are Doomed. Branded as failures by Paradox Space and left adrift in an existence that's forgotten them. However, in this grizzly fate, an opportunity has arisen. An invitation; don your Title one last time, and perform on Reality's greatest stage. These chosen few have but one thing driving them forward now. Survive.
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You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.Series
- Part 1 of You Always Have a Choice
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Light players are big on exposition.
- Language:
- English
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- 906
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- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 30
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El capitan Ampora tiene dos grandes amores, Lock y Calamity. Pero luego, se los arrebatan de las manos.
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Jade---civillian identity of the teleporting hero Comet---has a chance encounter with her Dersite crush, which turns into an adventure.
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- Part 4 of The Heroes of the City of Skaia
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Greetings. I am AO. Aorta will also suffice for a name with which to refer to me. You may use whichever you feel adequate. I am a Seer of Heart (studious of identity), and I run a classpecting blog on Tumblr.
This work will serve as a text archive of that blog; I will try my best to keep this work accessible to screen-readers, but I am sighted and I cannot tell what is and is not accessible. If anything in this work is inaccessible to screen-readers, please let me know so I can fix the issue. This work will be updated secondarily to my blog, which you can find linked in the beginning and end notes of this work.
I will be posting my essay posts as chapters, and each classpect will receive its own chapter as well. I have analyzed over half of the classpects on my own, and more upon request. A single classpect analysis takes me approximately five minutes. Chapters may be moved around as I analyze and post more classpects; please bear with me.
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It wasn't John's intention to break his heart.
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- Part 5 of Clementine & Bluebonnet
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Candy but Dave follows KarKat, not marries jade.
46 original characters are given a hard drive that will change their lives, as well as extend them for an unKnown amount of time, while maKing stupid jokes and liKely making no sense.4/7/23 Edit: Changed the name to something more weirdly metaphorical. I have learned the only works I will clicK is ones liKe this or that have bad puns in the name.
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Jens Egbert got hugged by his son for the first time in ages this morning. He feels a lot more giddy at this than a grown man should.
He's so happy he can almost ignore how old his son's eyes look.
Almost.
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A beginner's guide to combat, philosophy, life, love... but mostly the eternal science of mythological roles.
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==> Little boy: doom all of humanity. Countdown: 2 hours
The kids in South Park find a copy of SBURB and eric cartman makes it his personal mission to get his friends to play it.
(Tags frequently updated. Any major warnings will appear in the notes at the top of the chapter. CW for anything you'd reasonably expect to be in a south park homestuck crossover)
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I started this project over on my Classpect Blog on Tumblr, but decided to try and branch out my work to here. I am here to analyze and theorize about all of these pieces of destiny and one's own identity, including their general personalities, social life, struggles in life relating to their Class, Aspect, and combined Classpect, how they will achieve their powers, what those powers are, and what their role in a group would look like. These are merely my interpretations of the Classpects, so please don't take my writing as word of law.
I'll update it whenever I finish an analysis, which can either take me a few days or a few weeks. Either way, I hope you enjoy the work I have in store!
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Hahahaha Hi guys..... I'm back to posting another fic that I'm probably not gonna finish.... AKA ANOTHER RP POST WOOOO
Credits, aka my fellow rpers:
John and Equius: Halofan7 on AO3
Jake and Kanaya: Budbunnen everywhere
Dave, David, and Karkat: overlooker on AO3
Eridan and Aradia: churro-lord on tumblr
Terezi and Rose: Me!
Vriska: chemol on AO3
Everyone else: Done by various People in the PARENTSWAP: REBOOTED server! AKA: https://discord.gg/MfEmpPFVMu -
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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413 Minutes Spent, Countless Hours Lost by Darkblaw, oddvector, Zyzix
Fandoms: Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You (Video Games)
15 Apr 2023
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Neku just wanted a basic housewarming party with his friends. He was barely expecting Joshua to show up. He was definitely not expecting Joshua and Nagi to get embroiled in a fierce debate about the "classes" and "aspects" of their friends, whatever those are. But now he's trapped between them until they finish. Neku is stuck, perhaps in some sort of home.
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- Part 18 of 428の44 Menagerie
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Homestuck is stupid. Yeah, you already know.
You know what's more stupid?
Making a 62 page guide on the Classpect system.
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Classpecting My Hero Academia Characters by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Nov 2022
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Classpecting various characters from My Hero Academia when the inspiration strikes. Characters are done in no particular order and there won't be any specific update schedule.
Warning: I haven't read Homestuck since I was a tiny depressed ninth grader, which was seven years ago. This is 75% based on personal headcanon, 25% based on information pulled from the wiki and old tumblr meta blogs.
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I've seen a fair amount of people assign Classes, Aspects, Extended Zodiac symbols, etc. to the P5 cast, so I thought I'd post my personal interpretations, though with the added wrinkle of including the ACAU cast as Dancestors (because let's be real, that's exactly what that AU is).
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At 9:32 on a beautiful Sunday morning, a young woman is found in her Chicago apartment dead as a doornail. The time of death is unknown and the cause is ruled a suicide. The funeral is meant to be a quiet, solemn little event, but much to the horror of those come to pay their respects, the casket is empty. A thorough investigation is launched, although perhaps not thorough enough. Aradia Megido's body has disappeared.
Elsewhere, at around the same time, a young man wearing an objectively stupid pair of sunglasses stands over a freshly dug grave, shovel in hand. He checks his watch. Nods impassively. He's right on time.