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    Jaskier is an assassin, retired these 20 some odd years.  By which he means he faked his death.  Now Geralt is a target, and he can either stay hidden, or save his Witcher.

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    Jaskier doesn’t remember anything before waking up in Blaviken, hearing tales of a Butcher. He has scars he can’t explain and reflexes he can’t control, but he’s human. Absolutely, Positively, 100% human.

    At least, that's what he tells himself.

    But how long can he outrun his past before it comes back to haunt him, golden eyes and all?

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    The Nightingale Prince was a Witcher feared across the continent and known for rescuing girls cursed by the Black Sun, including one particular Shrike. Until he went missing over a decade ago. Now there is only Jaskier, a bard. Armed with half a memory and a Wolf Witcher at his side, Jaskier will have to discover his past in order to survive his future.

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    “What are you doing here?” Geralt flicks his gaze over Jaskier, who’s suddenly acutely aware of the hidden blades under his clothes. “Where’s your lute?”

    “My - what are you doing here?” Jaskier deflects, trying valiantly to hide his panic. With Geralt here, how is he supposed to kill the lord now?

    “The lord hired me as a bodyguard.” Geralt looks around uncomfortably, clearing his throat. “Apparently someone’s trying to kill him.”

    Jaskier’s stomach drops. Well, shit. If the lord knows that someone is after him, Jaskier will have a harder time getting close enough to kill him, and with Geralt acting as a bodyguard… that complicates things. A lot.

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    Jaskier is an assassin, but Geralt doesn’t know that. When Jaskier is sent after a cruel, corrupt lord who has hired Geralt as his bodyguard, Jaskier tries to figure out how to assassinate the lord without Geralt finding out his secret.

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    Jaskier is the best assassin the Northern Kingdoms. On the most important mission of his life-- kill the Warlord of the North or die trying --things go terribly wrong, and he's taken prisoner. During his time as a captive in Kaer Morhen, he's forced to confront some uncomfortable truths: witchers aren't what the stories say, his soulmate is most definitely somewhere in the keep, and he may have found himself on the wrong side of this war.

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    aka a warlord AU, soulmate AU, and enemies-to-lovers fic all in one!

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    Julian was six when he learnt of the Assassins and their Creed. Of the war they fought against.

    Every day since then he had promised himself, and the world, that he would become the best Assassin of his time. That he would become a Master. That he would stand for the freedom everyone deserved to keep.

    He would meet many during his life, but the most important connection to him, his greatest ally, was a witcher he’d met when young. Many said that if you came across Geralt of Rivia and Julian Pankratz, trouble was close.

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    When shit hits the fan, there's one team that can be trusted to get the job done.

    Meet Jaskier's team of immortals: the Elder Guard. They're all bloodthirsty fuckers.

    (Inspired by the 2020 Old Guard movie)

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    Cover art for Kateis_Cakeis' story - To Strive For Freedom. A Witcher/Assassin’s Creed crossover geraskier fanfic in which Jaskier is an Assassin.

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    Geralt stared, now acutely aware of the people surrounding him and the bard. 

    "Jaskier-" 

    The bard held up a finger, pointed behind Geralt before very quickly tossing the knife he'd been holding over Geralt's shoulder. The Witcher stayed facing the bard even after he heard a pained gurgle and the hollow sound of a skull hitting the ground behind him. 

    "We have a room. I suppose it'll be much easier to explain there." 

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    Geralt, of course, knew of the Viper. Everyone did; he spread like a venom through the Continent, torturing and killing for the richest of the rich. Some said he’d been a witcher, and had defected before the schools were ransacked. Others speculated that he held the title of count, a noble who’d been so twisted by his upbringing that he reveled in doing their dirty work. There were countless stories: he was a man, a woman, a child, an adult, a wraith, a faerie, a human. In short, he was fear itself; nobody knew he’d come until he’d gone, leaving another bloody stain on the Continent in his wake.

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    “You couldn’t have done shit, bard. You’re so fucking—” he trails off, biting away his word. Jaskier straightens, a scowl twisting his face.

    “I’m so fucking what, Geralt? Which part of me isn’t enough?”

    “Useless! None of you is enough, you’re fucking useless!” It bursts out of the witcher, his eyes widening as soon as it’s shouted out.

    Jaskier’s face smoothes into a mask of nothing, anger white hot in his stomach.

    Or, Geralt learns that his bard is capable of much more than he's let on.

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    He almost fell asleep in an alcove, his first night, only to make his first kill shortly thereafter, when an older boy - definitely at least twelve summers - tried to gut him in his sleep. In a blind panic, he’d grabbed the boy’s wrist and twisted it round to land the knife in his own gullet, and the boy had been too surprised to resist.

    That was the last time Julian had slept easily.

    He learnt from his mistakes and the mistakes of others. He realised, when a little red-headed girl choked on water from one of the wells, that no act of sabotage was considered out of line, and he quickly got used to the concept of stealing when he caught another boy trying to pilfer his knives while he slept - and Julian never slept soundly anymore, the faintest of noises enough to jolt him back into consciousness, swinging a weapon.

    Most importantly, he survived - thrived, even - because never made the same mistake twice.

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    Jaskier casually tells his lover that he has killed thousands. Geralt needs to know more.

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    Human/assassin AU. Jaskier accidentally poisons Geralt and is understandably torn up about it.

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    It's Jaskier's first winter at Kaer Morhen, and it definitely didn't get off to the best start, but he desperately wants to be welcomed at Kaer Morhen as Geralt's guest, or it's going to make for a terribly long winter. He's an assassin, sure, but not so much by choice these days now that the guild has burned him, so there must be more to life than that.

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    “To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer..." -Drewno Kamień

    Jaskier is a Witcher and contract killer. He accepts any requests and contracts from all beings; from human kings to monsters, from witches and mages alike. No matter how cruel or sick or inhuman, he finishes the job with a respectful bow and a smile on his face with a reward, not gold but a surprise. When he receives a crystal from a cursed Priestess, he finds his Witcher's Path twist into a knot of suffering love.

     

    Or, Jaskier gets cursed to suffer when he falls in love with another Witcher. With every endearment, with every song of praise, with every touch and kiss, the Witcher Jaskier suffers pain unimaginable. He still sticks to his grumpy Geralt, though. Even if there's a chance he'll die saying he loves him.

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    Despite the almost religious conviction with which Geralt clung to the notion that Jaskier the Bard was about as useful in a fight as a freshly-baked loaf of bread, the accuracy of such a conception left a lot to be desired. Now, Jaskier did not claim to be perfectly well-adjusted to camping alone in a forest, but his ill-suitedness did not stem from incompetence, or any similar caveat.

    No, Jaskier - and, by extension, the fresh corpse at his feet - had the opposite problem.

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    Geralt barely managed to slam the pommel of his sword up in a glancing blow that shattered the metal latch holding the Soldier’s mask in place. The Soldier rolled into the movement with a dancer’s grace and came to his full height just as easily. For a moment, his hands reached up to run over the exposed skin, before he slowly turned to face Geralt once more.

    The Witcher froze in a mixture of horror and near-frantic hope.

    He stared into the eyes of a dead man and whispered, “Jaskier?”

    The Soldi--the bard frowned at him in confusion and spoke with a voice rough with disuse,

    “Who the hell is Jaskier?”
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    Or, the Winter Soldier AU.

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    Una serie de asesinatos han estado azotando al pequeño pueblo de Lettenhove, debido a que los detectives Yennefer y Eskel no han podido detenerlo llaman a un cazarrecompensas llamado Geratl, ¿podrá este atrapar al Destripador de Lettenhove? ¿Lo entregara o caerá en sus garras?

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    “Thank you, kind witcher.” He startles some. He shouldn’t be surprised that she knows he’s a witcher. But there is something prickling on his skin. He trusts his instincts, but he needs into the manor.
    “Of course my lady.” She holds her hand out to him palm down. He understands, takes it in his free hand and kisses it lightly. She giggles a bubbly laugh from her throat at the act. She smells strongly of Lilac and Daffodils.
    “I am Lady Narcissus Oszust. Thank you for retrieving these.” She takes the items with her free hand. “The necklace was my mothers’ and the broach, my grandmothers.” Her voice is a little deep for a woman but he doesn’t question it. He’s been around the continent enough to have met many people that seemed odd. Men with voices like women, women with faces like men, women with hair short as a man and men with hair as long as a woman. He lets it be without much thought. He’s seen many things.
    “How may I repay this debt?” She asks lightly. He smiles a little. He feigns uncertainty for a moment.
    “Oh, well. Perhaps, My lady… You see, I am looking for a friend of mine and I have reason to believe he may be at the celebration tonight, and I find myself, sadly, without an invitation.”

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    "Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent, but hesitate not to deliver justice to the guilty.” Master Maeve told him the first time he failed a mission, convinced that they’d had the wrong man. She'd bestowed upon him a lot of good words of advice that day, plenty of valuable pearls.

    But none of the wisdom in the world could have prepared him for what Destiny had in store for him. Namely, Geralt of Rivia, Witcher extraordinaire, the only point of uncertainty in his life from the moment they’d met in the tavern in Posada.

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