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Karkat comes to Rose with concerns about Dave, questions about humans and their habits. Dave, however, is in denial. Rose slowly tries to coax him out of his shell, with the occasional help of Karkat. Told entirely through chatlogs.
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Dave gets into a fight with Bro after getting home from school and things go weirdly from there.
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A kind of basic BroJohn fic ig(?)
I'm kinda bad at taggin so like BRO STRIDER CUTS AND DRINKS JOHN'S BLOOD ok be aware of that(?)
im sorry i kinda suck at this
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Knock knock.
Dave had tried to open the door to his apartment, but the door was locked.
"Fuck, Bro said he'd leave it unlocked. Sorry, dude."
John smiled. That nerdy, toothy smile, that he always gave. He was quite a cheery kid. Well, teen, as he'd turned 13 just a few months prior!
"That's okay! I don't mind waiting."
John gets molested by Bro. Big trigger warning.
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- Part 2 of Worst Childhood Ever
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Ever since Bro caught you selling nudes on the internet, living with him has been absolute hell.
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- Part 2 of Corruption of a Minor
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dave is hungry.
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After the Game brings back the Beta Guardians as a prize for the players, Bro Strider is left with the emptiness of a life without Lil' Cal.
And the ugly realization that he's been replaced.
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Karkat’s not making great choices, not that he ever does.
Dave’s not feeling introspective as much as he is feeling actionable. He doesn’t have time to think about it in anycase.
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- Part 1 of nothing’s gonna hurt you, baby.
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you tell yourself he cares about you. he does. you know he does. he wanted you to tag along. he cares about you. he cares. he cares, doesn't he?
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Soulmate Connections by Astralic, galacticGenesis (Astralic)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
24 Sep 2022
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Everyone’s soulmate connection is different. Some don’t show until after they meet their soulmate, some are always there, from the moment of birth.
A name written on the arm, a coloured string of fate, or their partner's pain, shown through scars on skin.
But for some people, their connections are different, and far more complex than a simple tattoo. And this would be the case for three young men.
Three teenagers wake up in the bodies of strangers. And maybe fall in love with them along the way back to their bodies.
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this is how you remind me of what i really am. by elysium_eunoia, HawHeckin
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Aug 2022
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Dave asks about visitng Rose for the summer.
Stuff goes as he expects it to.
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- Part 2 of Homestuck Renaissance
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Dave strider finally managed to get out of his compartment in the Meteor after two weeks of hibernation.
Roaming around the metal corridors and sounds of horns he find himself in a room with the worst guy ever. Its gonna suck isnt it
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Bro proposes a fun new game to Dirk. Dirk loses.
For Stridercest Week 2022, Day 3!
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When Dirk Strider shows up on your doorstep with his deadpan expression and that absurd puppet propped up on his shoulder, you know that you would be well within your rights to slam the door right in his face. You should, really.
Unfortunately, you're not the sort of man who goes around slamming doors in people's faces, no matter how much they deserve it. Or at least, that's the excuse you give yourself.
Now, if only he would tell you what he's actually doing here in Washington.
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After The Discovery, Dave Strider reactivates Hal on Earth C
How does one cope with the revival of a guardian you didn't know you had?
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- Part 2 of Beta!Hal Verse
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> Ultimate Dirk: Go fuck yourself. by the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Apr 2022
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In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
Wait. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"?
... Shit.
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Karkat and his family move to a small town where he doesn't know anyone. Struggling to fit in and missing his city friends, Karkat is given three months to survive in this godawful town. He feels out of place and alone. That is until a lone crow stumbles into his life.
Not to mention that this Dave kid and his group of so called "Cool-Kids" are acting strange, but the town is even weirder. Karkat feels like there is a shadow of mystery engulfing this quant small town. And why does everyone make a big deal about leaving?
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Dave Strider has always had nightmares, but every once in a while, they increase in both frequency and intensity.
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Elementary school can be one hell of a trip. Especially if your name's Dave Strider, and you don't exactly have what one would call a normal family. Between government conspiracy, paranoia, and a best friend who's obsessed with ghost stories, Dave's got one hell of a fifth grade year ahead of him.
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It's not like Bro was going to be transphobic anyways, his past girlfriend had apparently broken up with him for banging some British guy anyway
It's not like he didn't have any reason to be scared though