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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    Karkat and his brother Kankri moved to a new town for a new start. Kankri quickly find a peaceful job at the local library but keeps getting harassed by a tall stranger in weird pointy shades. Karkat reconnects with his old friend Sollux and finds out that he is also a cop at the police station he is getting transferred to. Rose just wants to run her coffee shop and come home to her beautiful wife. Dave is a local DJ that got bored and decided to mess with some small and cute police officer who seemed way too tense for his own good, And Dirk struggles with human emotions when he suddenly falls hard for the new librarian.
    All while Brodrick struggles with being a good parent. Add the Mafia with Calliborn and we got ourselves an A class Story plot!

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    DirkJake Shenanigans in which this is my first fanfic and im gonna cry

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    You’re exploring the Human Kingdom in some kind of disguise one day, when you find a myth book about… you. Not all of you, not the whole group and all of the gods, but you specifically. The Seven Deaths of the Prince of Heart. Dramatic, you think. There’s no way you died that many times.

    Seven myths regarding the Prince of Heart's deaths, and how they actually happened.

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    In a doomed timeline, a Prince splinters himself multiple times over.

    Two Princes face corruption. One is consumed by it. The other dies.

    The Rogue has a secret.

    A new start begins.

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    Dave gets a goddamn break just in time to have a crisis, stumble into no less than three walls, and maybe find himself along the way.
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    DAVE: come on karkles educate the human masses on the superiority of troll gender roles
    KARKAT: FUCK IT WHY NOT

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    Look Joey I’m not going to spoil my surprise for you here.
    You aren’t quite ready yet, but I will say this.
    Even though we are not connected by blood, I see a lot of potential in you.
    We will meet again soon
    Though you may not be “you” exactly.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --

    TG: yo dirk
    TG: bruh
    TG: dude are you home

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.

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    Thank god Caliborn isn’t here right now, you think, as Caliborn seeps into the room like a malignant devil who heard his name from inside your mind. He’s green and heat, and he is not welcome.

    “SILENCE THE CHILD. OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF.”

     

     
    (Dirk runs away from his abusive home in Texas all the way up to a cheap, abandoned house in Oregon that is haunted by an angry green poltergeist with Big Issues and a nasty mile-wide 'cruelty to the living' streak.

    Dave, the four-year-old little brother Dirk was not fully aware he had, follows him there.)

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    The Strider-Lalonde household is much more than meets the eye. The magic of their family has always been enough to keep them safe. But now prophecies that speak of a danger to come cause them to round up all their friends and allies from across the globe. Caught in the middle of the chaos, Dave Strider struggles to find his place in the battle, whilst dealing with the consequences of the memories of his old life with his Bro, and while also trying to pretend he's not falling in love with the one person he's been told to stay away from.

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    it all started with a sociopath who had wet socks

     

    a detroit become human au where hal is an android and dirk is depressed
    so nothings changed :)

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    Davesprite has a rather rude awakening after a centuries long snooze.

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    When the Roman Empire fell, so did they. They fell from the sky as stars and crashed as souls. The gods of old were waking up centuries later, in the modern day, being raised as humans by those they once looked down on.

    When two gods find each other, they begin to remember who they are and go in search for their fellow Olympians.

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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, those in charge of the human settlers suggest an arranged marriage. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But not everything is as it seems, and it quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange. Soon a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels will have to work fast on settling their interpersonal issues and learn to work together if they want to live.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month.]

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    I’m writing this as a way to get out of the angst mood I’ve been in recently and if you wanna wait for a more fluffy thing to come out? I dont blame you or have anything against you skipping over this particular oneshot. I will tell you now I dont get really descriptive, but I do try to describe it enough to make it clear whats happened and going on. Thats why I put the warnings at the very top as well as in the tags so anyone sensitive to those is fully warned. Now for anyone reading beyond this I hope youre ready for a bit of a wild ride
    And I swear this ends happy(because I dont write pure angst with no good conclusions often)
    So this is a bonding fic between Dirk, Hal, and Dia with some good ol recovering platonic Dirkjake thats present but not the main focus
    Buckle in guys Im in a really strong angst and sadstuck mood after seeing some headcanons and art and being in a Dia angst mood for a bit nowSo I hope those who enjoy pain then comfort enjoy.Italics are the dream

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    I wrote this during a bout of insomnia(partially caused by excitement) and I couldnt stop thinking about it

    @turing-tested This comes from one of the MANY things I babbled about this character, so if you see this you might recognize it.

    Im going to post more about this character soon its just alot to compile for one post-at least 5 years worth or development and passion so bear with me please

    Note before reading : This is in the best put terms, an au epilogue i made before homestuck even finished, and the only thing accurate to any current epilogues is the canon kids ages.

    This is long and gets a bit dark and emotional and angsty but I promise it has a happier ending. It also glosses over some heavier themes like mentions and brief discussions of nonspecified eating disorders, so if that makes you uncomfortable you can skip this
    Dia is also one of my favorites to write about so you'll see alot of her and dirk stories around here

    enjoy

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    Humans are a fairly irrelevant species as far as trolls are concerned. To avoid slavery, Rose and Dave have stowed away on an Alternian ship.

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    It's simple. Bro does not like werewolves. Werewolves took his brothers from him and you're a werewolf now. That cool kid you once were is gone and whatever is left of him, whatever you are, living in the body that once was called Dave, owes it to him to go down swinging and take as many monsters with you as you can.

    Homestuck Werewolf + more AU

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