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    David Lalonde is a successful playwright that takes great joy in mocking the upper echelons of society to which his family had once belonged. His brother, Dirk, has long since attempted to raise their reputation and good name from the mud, though David has made that as difficult as possible and taken it upon himself to slander Dirk's own name. David's feelings towards his brother grow ever more complicated after a lapse of control one night, resulting in Dirk fleeing and David being left to not only face the fallout- but his own mistakes.

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    Dirk the Human spoke slowly and deliberately. "I wish that Lord English never existed," he said.
    And just like that, he was gone.

    Dave and Dirk are the only human beings on the continent as of around five years ago, and the only living creatures on the planet as of around five minutes ago. A single carefully phrased wish can salvage their world and change the whole of history, but will it be for the better?

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    2/2
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    Humanity's space travel has progressed thousands of years in the future. The Empress of the Alternian Empire finally extends an invitation to Earth, for humans to send their finest to Alternia over a year-long journey.

    A former space captain nicknamed "Twix" would just like to leave the past behind. Still, in their new career as a photographer, they manage to wind up as part of the crew sent to Alternia to forge a peace treaty.

    It's tricky business trying to stay out of the spotlight when you're one of the only 5 humans on an alien planet, but bad things happened the last time they were in the thick of things. Twix agreed to come on the condition that their role would be documentation from the sidelines; the rest of the crew could handle the politics.

    The only problem is that annoying trolls and Twix's own temper keep getting in the way of their work.

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    10/?
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    7
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    39
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    3
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    Dirk has a frank conversation about gender with his Auto-Responder, who has made some interesting revelations about herself.

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    1/1
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    7
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    25
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    1
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    Instead of continuing the discussion, Equius just nods and steps back again, off the edge of the parking lot and into the margin of grass around it. He reaches up and wraps the silver chain half around his hand, drawing the pendant on the end out from under his shirt, letting you see that it's a simple silver ring, maybe three inches across. It looks almost familiar, you think, but you don't have time to run down exactly why it's familiar before Equius closes his eyes and the reality of this particular dollar store parking lot shimmers, warps, and changes.

    Hal gets stranded in a dollar store parking lot and meets a guy who's willing to help.

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    1/1
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    74
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    6
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    300
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    Hal has a way with his words, and Roxy is all too eager to listen.

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    1/1
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    7
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    217
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    When Jake breaks his arm in the middle of the apocalypse - his good shooting arm - he is rendered useless among his friends. Doomed to sit it out inside an empty research facility, he only has an ill-tempered, solar-powered AI to talk to.

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    English
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    4/9
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    16
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    40
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    You wake up to a quiet, empty room in a quiet, empty penthouse.

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    2
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    She said not to inhale the pollen for a reason.

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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    52
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    5
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    When local festivities make you miserable, what's a guy to do but text his ro-bro for some company and commissary?

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    1/1
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    You can't say you were too thrilled when you woke up in the new world. You, who should be dead at least three times over by now. Who might still be technically slated for death but somehow wound up waaayy at the bottom of the list. The Grim Reaper might just be taking his sweet time, maybe taking a coffee break, maybe getting in some paid vacation, before it's your turn. You wouldn't mind if he hurried up, frankly.

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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

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    22,154
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    4/?
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    25
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    148
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    17
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    The Condesce realises her battleship has been compromised; the culprit is even more strange than the fact her ship's been hacked into in the first place.

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    1/1
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    9
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    1
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    When Dirk moves into his new apartment to start a new life, he thinks things are finally looking up for him. Unfortunately, an unexpected guest makes himself at home as his new vacuuming device and sets to ruin his life.

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    2/?
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    15
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    John's moving in with the Strider brothers.

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    14
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    Dirk paused, looking over his shoulder at him. “I’m just along for the ride, aren’t I?”
    Hal offered him a sweet as sugar smile, “So long as we’re on the same page.”
    His answer was a drawn out sigh, Dirk shaking his head, “Who did I piss off in a previous life to end up stuck with you?”
    “Ha. Joke’s on you, we’re soulmates, asshole.”

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    2/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, 19, and you absolutely don't have a problem. You don't because if you don't want something to be a problem, then it isn't. And right now? You most certainly, definitely, do not have any problems.

    And above all, you do not have any problems with your bro.

    ...

    Yeah, self-denial gets pretty bland after a few months.

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    English
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    5,160
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
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    37
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    271
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    Hal and dirk fight a lot, hal believes he finds the reason. And they fuck. Basically that's that. Sorry this is my first post probably shit.

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    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    171
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    Language:
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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    121
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    Dirk wakes up and has a shit morning

    Language:
    English
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    882
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    130

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