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    A ball of anxiety with a high IQ and cripplingly low self-esteem has a series of perplexingly peculiar adventures with an eccentric duo of certifiable companions while a bunch of dystopian post-apocalyptic civilizations duke it out to see who can drive the planet straight into the toilet as quickly and efficiently as possible, occasionally accompanied by an equally offbeat ensemble of fresh out of the gourd lunatics from all walks, jogs, sprints, and marathons of life.

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    English
    Words:
    82,213
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2667
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    Sakamoto gives Gintoki a lesson about using his silver tongue.

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    English
    Words:
    6,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    84
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    You are thrown into 682's containment as a test on your regeneration abilities and are left there for a prolong amount of time.

    The beast is cold, ruthless and intentionally hurtful. With sharp words and sharper bite.....

     

    Feelings get in the way of survival.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,222
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1470
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    THUS IS SO SEGSY MUST READ DO NOW ITS SEGSY

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,280
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    5527
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    “Hey, hey,” Vector says as they climb into the bed on either side of him, sitting against the headboard. “You know, I’m so relaxed right now.”

    “That would be the NyQuil,” Mizael says dryly.

    “No, no, like-- like, you could stick anything in me right now.”

    [yes this is based entirely around that one tumblr post]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,764
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    267
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    Bruce gets hanahaki with a flower holding implications he can’t stand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,695
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    135
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    This is a bit of remake of my very first AC smut, "The Bathhouse". It's another adventure with an empty bathhouse with Bayek.

    The story contains a picture by Greeneyedwolfking, who inspired me to start writing smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    219
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    Having crushed on Nathan for months now, YaYa can't keep herself away from checking him out as he changes. This pushes her urge to have him over the edge.

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    English
    Words:
    3,502
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    371
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    Skaars, a creature with massive flaming wings, an echoing snarl and fangs sharper than a vampire, has been looking for a place to fit in his entire life. What he can remember of it at least. He's tried humans, hunters, monsters, but none of them want him. He looks to the last being he can think of. The King of Hell. It works much better than he could have ever imagined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,493
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    850
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    Part 1:

    "No. Not interested. At all. Ever."

    "You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."

    Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.

    "It's a microphone."

    Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."

    Part 2:

    “Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"

    "Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."

    Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.

    "Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”

    "You're making it very hard to get into this."

    "Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,187
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2650
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    Trainees Yoongi, Namjoon, and Hobi place a bet on a game of basketball that turns out better than expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    416
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    A note in his locker takes Mark Conner Healy down to an empty classroom after class, to find his ex boyfriend in wait. One thing leads to another and the pair of exes go father than ever before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    139
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    In this story, you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships together. Including but not limited to; Sapphires' sexual flare-ups, Magical mishaps, Kidnappings, Xros's job, but worst of all; getting up on some kind of time, truly the scariest threat of mankind! Numerous characters will be introduced to them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: Some of the tags may solely be for the referencing purposes but I might include a character or two from a different franchise if you want me to/ if I feel like it. I am serious about having some other folks show up so just bear with me when I say those tags aren't entirely for show.

    Broke 4200 hits! Glad there are so many horny folks around these parts. Thx! On principle, I must say... Nice!
    Damn it I missed the double 69's!
    Sponsored by MILF, it does the body good!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    546,625
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    22133
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    Taehyung tries to persuade Namjoon to let him perform his favorite rap line song.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    297
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    "Get on your knees," he ordered.

    "Yes, Sir."

    "This time you're allowed to cry - your punishment is going to hurt, little girl."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    363
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2444
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    Reader has been teasing castiel all day, castiel is desperate.

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    English
    Words:
    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    32
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    Turns out, Airplane soaring towards the sky was a sorry excuse of a writer. He had written so many absurd things to justify one more scene of gratuitous - actually paid- papapa in his novel, that he had forgotten the exact extent that he had gone through. Lowered his standards to. Stumbled and fallen down to, in his quest to pay his next bill.

    That's to say, he was royally fucked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1868
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    “Is this vegan?”

    “It’s an apple,” Jean replied calmly.

    19-year-old Eren is stupidly hot and 19-year-old Jean has a gay beard.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,852
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2205
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    Временная петля начинается с ощущения трех пальцев Бакуго внутри.

    Тодороки дергается, когда в полночь сознание отбрасывает назад, вновь течет время прошедшего дня, а потом Бакуго сгибает пальцы, и Тодороки дергается по совсем другой причине.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    21,664
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    370

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