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    He also managed to realize how pathetic he was in that moment, like he'd gotten his first taste of something delicious and was suddenly starving for more. It was too dark to see them, but Yuuri knew he'd left his own marks on Victor's pale skin, bright and bold over the freckles dotting his neck and shoulders. Yuuri moved the screen's light away from the older man's face, not wanting to wake him up too, not when he looked like he was having a good sleep. 

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    While chasing down the smuggler and former Jedi Ben Solo, Kira Ren becomes trapped around a black hole with him. But when she hears his voice for the first time, she realizes she may have a connection to her enemy she wasn't prepared for.

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    “Michael, is that you?” You called to the source of the noise, met with a ringing silence. It persisted until you turned again to a noise just as loud and just as quick, but still within range to scare you. Whipping around to face it, you were met with that pale face you kept seeing around. “There you are. I’ve been calling you!”

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    In a parallel universe, Michael Myers never killed his sister and marries his childhood friend, you. Growing close over the loss of his sister and his eye in a horrific car crash, you were the only one to accept him. A few years into your domestic bliss, Dr. Loomis; a physicist and theorist finds a way to link with only one other parallel universe. He decides that he will pick one with the most significant change in his life. A universe where he studies psychology instead of science. Where he studies evil in sterile white hospital rooms. After seeing a glimpse into another reality, his mechanical invention he used to achieve the impossible shorts out and something has changed. Exactly what, escapes him and he reassures himself that nothing is wrong.

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    This is a completely self-indulgent work featuring a female reader. It will also contain violence so be careful!

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    "Is Stan and Bill here?", he asked looking around. He saw no one else in the room but the person who opened the door and still standing at the door looking confused. Eddie looked at the guy and realized this guy was quite hot. He guessed this was Stan's roommate and he felt a blush creep up his neck. The guy was tall, crazy tall, like probably over six feet tall. His black curly hair framed his face nicely. He wore black hipster glasses, as Eddie likes to call them, and had a silver hoop nose ring and his ears were gauged! He wore ripped black skinny jeans with a few chains, a black band tee, and oddly a brightly colored blue Hawaiian shirt over his band tee. It didn't go together and looked a little weird. His smile, oh his smile made Eddie feel butterflies in his stomach.

    "And you are?", he asked closing his room door and sat on his bed.

    "I'm Eddie, your roommate Stan went for coffee with my roommate Bill like an hour ago and I came to find Bill.", he explained hoping it didn't sound weird. He stood in the middle of the room feeling awkward and willing his feet to walk him back out but he stayed right there under the stare of this beautiful guy.

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    Having no memories sucks especially when random people you can’t remember claim they’ve known you since forever. Recollecting these memories proves to be the marking of death itself, with the world killing you every single time you’re on the brink of remembering you die. Living on repeat fucks up the brain even causing paranoia, what is real and what is false? Doomsday shall fall if you remember everything, are you willing to risk it all?

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    "w-were you jacking off?" taehyung mumbled, his fingers trembling, dying in the cold.

    "i... i was– but i–"

    "you were jacking off to..... me..... right?"
     

    jimin once fully saw taehyung beautifully taking him whole in his dream, and too he wished he could had the boy all to himself. but to taehyung? no one ever knew how the boy craves of jimin filling him to his extreme. they have tasted the hells, but they haven't devoured the heavens yet.

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    2 Timothy 2:5 - "An athlete is not crowned unless he competes according to the rules."

    The night before taking a road trip with Chase and Jenna back to Echo, TJ can't sleep. He asks Carl to help with a problem he's been having.

    AU route with focus switching between TJ and Carl. Heavy spoilers for all Echo routes, and possibly other Echo franchises.

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    Klaus has the power to see ghosts, so his dad puts him in a sound proof chamber because he freaks out when he does. Leaving him alone until he learns by himself somehow. Five rescues him and decides to help train him to control his powers.

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    Au takes place in the year 1987.

    It all started once you switched high schools during the 2nd semester of 12th grade. You didn’t expect much but to meet new people and just attend useless class….you didn’t mean to fuck your chemistry teacher, Dr. Zoe. It basically happened on forced events since you were invited to one of the coolest parties ever that only happens about 1 time a month. You were in a circle filled with horny drunk teens making dumb bets to lose their virginities or make out in front of people...Stupid dumb teenager problems. Whatever, long story short the bad boy in high school Jean Kristein made a huge bet that no one could refuse. Winning 1,000 bucks. Where highschoolers we need the money. And since Jean and Historia were the only rich kids they put the bet to 2,000 dollars. The bet was to sleep with one of the teachers by end of the semester, anyone was free to join all you have to do is secretly take a video of you and the teacher fucking and winning the cash. Easy right. I mean the teachers won't ever find out about the bet right and go to jail...right?

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    Temptation come in many forms, some simple and others complex.

    For Piers, it begins and ends with chocolate.

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    Eli is cold.

    Thrawn helps.

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    Gladio's starting his four-year stint at Insomnia University, the elite private college in the heart of the Crown City. He's just here to hook up with girls, party, and graduate...

    Right?

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    Collection of my Darcy Lewis/Dean Winchester ficlets.

    I'll mark each explicit ficlet with an *

    Not connected unless otherwise noted.

    The first chapter is the table of contents.

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    Hinata and Kageyama fuck in the classroom after hours.

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    Thighs touching thighs, a torso pressed against his own. The huff of erratic breath against his ear, the tickle of his hair against his neck. It sends a pleasant buzz through Hinata’s scalp. It’s all too enticing for him. Hinata feels a heat rising, a humming under his skin. Fire every place they touch.

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    A ball of anxiety with a high IQ and cripplingly low self-esteem has a series of perplexingly peculiar adventures with an eccentric duo of certifiable companions while a bunch of dystopian post-apocalyptic civilizations duke it out to see who can drive the planet straight into the toilet as quickly and efficiently as possible, occasionally accompanied by an equally offbeat ensemble of fresh out of the gourd lunatics from all walks, jogs, sprints, and marathons of life.

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    Jiang Cheng, owner of Violet Petal Books, has just been informed that his (mostly) absentee adopted brother not only engaged, but he’s adopting the unknown man’s kid. Now, as a result of his idiotic brother’s antics, his presence is absolutely required for Christmas this year, and no amount of arguing or avoidance will get him out of it.

    The problem, besides the obvious, is that if he shows up to yet another holiday single and alone, he will never hear the end of it. From both his mother and Wei Wuxian.

    The solution? Well, according to his best friend (and secret crush) Lan Xichen all he has to do is bring along a fake boyfriend and graciously volunteers himself for the job.

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    Or, A very Xicheng Hallmark Christmas!AU

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    The crew takes on their 6th year at Hogwarts High. Many teenager misadventures loosely draped in the plot of HBP. Fair amount of sexual tension, lots of Drarry hate-pining throughout. Mostly follows the core trio and Draco/Blaise/Pansy, with guest appearances by Ginny, Cho, Viktor Krum, Snape, and more.

    Explicit for later chapters.

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    Kirishima accidentally sends Bakugou an imagine that was meant for another friend of his. After Krishimas hurry to call and warn Bakugou not to open the message. Bakugou believes it is worth viewing, and may even be black mail worthy. At this notion, he goes against Kirishimas wishes and opens it.

    In all fairness- He wasn't wrong.

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    “You mean my best friend Kacchan ‘cuz that’s all we are. Just friends."

    Izuku has been unknowingly crushing on his best friend Katsuki since he was a child, realizing this only after his secret admirer Himiko points it out that everyone assumes the Wonder Duo are dating. The next day, Izuku is distraught to learn that unromantic Katsuki unexpectantly has gotten himself a girlfriend named Camie, inadvertently breaking Izuku’s heart in the process. Tired of Izuku avoiding him, Katsuki asks him why he’s so depressed, and not wanting to mess up a good friendship over passionate feelings, Izuku tells him a random dude rejected his love. Pissed that some asshole broke Izuku’s heart, and unaware that said asshole is him, Katsuki vows to create a harem of hot boys for Izuku once they go to college so Izuku can get over his tragic crush by flexing with beautiful beaus. However, Izuku doesn’t want a laundry list of lovers, he just wants his Kacchan, and maybe Katsuki learns that he views his Deku as more than a friend as well.

    Bakudeku endgame. Izuku dates, but each date decides to help him get with Kacchan (they’re better wingmen lol). Camie and Katsuki will breakup permanently later on.

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    During a mission gone wrong Keith is trapped with Lance in an awkward hiding place. And does he have an erection? Seriously? Wait, the friction actually feels kind of good.

    What will Keith do now?

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