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    Welcome to yet another priest/Good Omens AU. I grew up Catholic and so many of the traditions, rituals, and self-punishing themes just needed to be written out. Each chapter will go by a season in the church, a feast day or holiday in the Catholic liturgical calendar.

    I can’t say tooo much about my plans here but I have big plans for this fic and so many scenes I’ve thought about already. They are all blasphemous. This will get much more dialogue heavy as it goes on. Complex issues, but mostly misunderstandings and yearning to come.

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    Anthony J Fall is a humble plant shop owner in a seaside English town with no memory other then being found by his friends (and shop mates) four years ago and nothing to his name but his plants, his shop, and an old copy of Pride and Prejudice with a ripped photo of a magician inside. One day, Anthony gets commissioned to provide the flowers for a wedding in Soho and when he arrives gets swept into a plan that not only is meant to help him regain his memory, but also stop the second coming.

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    Three years on from the divorce Crowley has moved on. He’s living in Brighton where he has found a job and even made some new friends, in particular a couple who is trying for a baby but have been unsuccessful for two years now. One night when Crowley is with his friends a familiar figure shows up at the front door, saying he is here to find the birth parents for the second coming of Christ and that Crowley’s new friends are at the top of the list.

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    It was not a nice day. All of the days had been miserable since he’d left. There had been rather more of 21 of them so far, and Aziraphale hadn't come back yet.
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    A Good Omens Fanfic set approximately 3 weeks after the events of s2 ep6
    if there was a piece of writing that could define giving you a pat on the back and a lolly only to then rip out your heart, chuck it in a cage, shake it around, take it out, stomp on it, throw it off a cliff and spit on it, that would be this fic. (but don't worry, our favourite ineffable idiots will get their happy ending EVENTUALLY)

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    in which aziraphale questions his morals, crowley questions his judgement, and everyone gets hurt!

    i started writing this like right after I watched s2, then forgot about it, then came back to it lol

    rated T for language and some implied stuff

    spoilers in the tags btw!!!!

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    Crowley did leave to try and do good in heaven, but that wasn't the plan. The plan was all of her kids needed to learn how to get along. So why not have them all fall in style.

    In a post-apocalyptic world, how will Angels Demons, and Humans get along?

     

    Please read the summary on the first chapter

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    Crowley掉了下去,Aziraphale很担心他。

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    Something is definitely wrong with Aziraphale’s arm, and Crawley pesters him until he admits to an injury. Crawley wants to help, but he has absolutely no idea how to heal it. Can he figure it out?

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    Aziraphale is convinced that the feelings he has for Crowley are a result of Crowley using demonic magic on him. He can't imagine that he's actually in love with a demon.

    "Images flashing through Aziraphale’s mind, of Crowley’s lean, taut frame pressed against his own, those long legs wrapped around his waist. That long red hair tangled in Aziraphale’s fingers. Kisses pressed against every inch of Crowley’s hard, angular body. That prominent Adam’s apple bobbing in Crowley’s throat as he gasped and moaned out Aziraphale’s name. Those were just thoughts that Crowley impressed upon him. They didn’t mean anything."

    Title is a lyric from Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae

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    (Can be read alone)

    There is no meaning to live anymore, not since Ligur's death, as Haster knew. She doesn’t remember much about what happened to the supposed Arma-bloody-gon, but she knew enough that whatever happened, Ligur was still dead and killed by Crawly. No ONE seemed to care. After years of waiting for death to finally claim her, she saw what couldn’t be true. Ligur is alive. In a state of insanity, Hastur went to Heaven to confront whoever was in charge, demanded they bring Ligur back to her and came face to face with Crawly's pet angel, Aziraphale.

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    Crowley, on the other hand, struggled to find something to pass the time besides shouting at his houseplants, kissing Aziraphale on the cheek, watching the Lord of the Rings' extended editions, and sleeping for extended periods of time. He struggled, that is until he started cooking.

    The idea was completely foreign, nearly blasphemous to him at first, for why would a demon who can count the number of times he’s eaten solid food on a bad carpenter’s fingers learn to cook? Although, as Aziraphale had reminded him, his bookshop had a cookbook section, meaning they now had a cookbook section.

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    Aziraphale is already trying to drive away another unwanted customer, but this one just decided to push his buttons.

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    While bickering at a party, Crowley challenges Aziraphale to dance with him. Horrified, Aziraphale rejects him at once. They both regret the argument, but it’s hard to move past being hereditary enemies. Will they ever get that dance?

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    After arguing with Aziraphale in Wessex, Crowley takes shelter in a tavern. He’s wet and cold, and isn’t pleased when Aziraphale arrives for a drink too. Will they be able to get past their fight and enjoy each other’s company again?

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    Both lonely, Aziraphale and Crowley exchange a series of increasingly snippy letters. Crowley is returning to London on Valentine's Day (time not specified), and Aziraphale decides to wait for him all day if needed. Will they be able to meet up?

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    In Rome, Aziraphale overindulges on yummy desserts and gives himself a tummy ache. Crowley offers to help. One problem: Crowley has never actually tried to comfort anyone before, and has no idea what he’s doing.

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    Anathema and Tracy had called a couple of days ago and invited themselves over. They had planned a trip to London for shopping and a girl‘s night out afterwards. Aziraphale was already looking forward to their arrival. He had not seen them in quite a while.

    Chilled cocktails, lovely food and a show afterwards - please enjoy a lovely day among friends served with zero angst, a dash of unconventinal magic acts and just a tiny bit of black snake on the side.

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    Through a misunderstanding, Aziraphale ruins his and Crowley's relationship

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    Crowley finally tells Aziraphale that he loves him but the conversation doesn’t end well. Crowley try’s to make the wish of the other happen but things get out of order.

    Sorry I am terrible at making summaries.

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    Warning: This is NOT a romantic Valentines' story.

    Inspired by a comment on a Facebook GO page.

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