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    Aziraphale and Crowley survive the Not-Pocalypse and profess their love for one another, but Aziraphale has tremendous anxiety about pursuing a physical relationship with Crowley. He genuinely wishes to move forward, but past fears surrounding touch, intimacy and body image are prohibiting him from acting on what his heart (and corporation) really want. Crowley is ready to go as slowly and carefully as needed to be there for his Angel as they pursue their new "Arrangement" step by careful, sweet step.

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    An attempt at Drawlight's 2019 holiday prompt challenge.
    The plan is to do them all and have them all connect. We shall see if that happens.

    Rating subject to change. First chapter is definitely GA, but I can hardly breathe without dropping F-bombs so I'm starting at Teen+ because I KNOW it'll get there.

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    6/?
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    Crowley has spent the evening flirting with a pretty waiter. Aziraphale thinks that he needs a reminder of who owns his heart.

    Inspired by a simply gorgeous artwork by Lyxill which is linked at the top and embedded in the story.

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    I draw a lot of smut. A lot of it. (In case you didn't know already.)

    An image gallery of my NSFW/18+ Aziraphale/Crowley fan art.

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    16/?
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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    24/?
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    Supposed to be enemies, Aziraphale and Crowley are drawn to each other throughout the centuries. Crowley is there for Aziraphale when he needs him and the angel is determined to repay in kind. No matter what Crowley needs, Aziraphale is willing to give it.

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    Crowley doesn't want to ride a horse, wagers with Aziraphale. Aziraphale knows alternate meanings for their banter.

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    Crowley desperately willed his uncooperative brain to catch up to where Aziraphale was. He knew what the Angel was saying in theory , but every time he tried to make himself believe it, it was like he was short-circuiting.

    “So you want me to tell hell that we’re fucking?”

    “I want you to tell Hell that I’m letting you do whatever you want to my body.” Aziraphale responded. “We already have the rope, if they need a demonstration.”

    “ Demonstration? ” Crowley squeaked. Suddenly, some very compromising thoughts thrust their way directly to the forefront of his imagination.
    ~~~
    Heaven and hell don’t remember the apocalypse. In order to spend time together, Aziraphale comes up with a genius plan; they tell heaven that he’s kidnapped Crowley to extract information, and they tell hell… Well, they tell hell that Crowley is sexually corrupting the angel. Just how far will they go to make sure that their story is believable?
    Alternative title: Not Your Mother’s Fake Dating AU.

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    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    The boys have a little naughty playtime

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    There were two fourteenth Centuries the one before the son of god and the one after, this is the one before and one of Crowley's favorite centuries...

    A quick stop over in Egypt, just a rest. maybe a scroll was all Aziraphale wanted, except he was seen as more than a passerby.

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-B2IVpkcxi4OHNq8M-qZPkz5-rYFna65

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    When Crowley comes home to find Aziraphale reading in his Throne, the demon can't help the sharp spike of desire that pools in his stomach at the sight. Taking matters into his own hands, Crowley shows his submissive just who's actually in-charge around there.

    (It's Aziraphale, of course. It's always Aziraphale, but Crowley has enough of an imagination for the both of them ten times over.)

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    Six Thousand Years of waiting, watching, teasing, and hinting, have finally taken there toll, The two idiots in love, are breaking the 4th wall, and each other, eventually.

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    15/?
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    23/?
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    50
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    The angel smiled across the table. It looked innocent enough from the outside, but Crowley knew better. Crowley could see the mischief in those blue eyes, the way his mouth curled just so… Aziraphale was relishing this. The power he had over Crowley.

    He wasn't even touching him.

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    Aziraphale is torn between his duty to Heaven and his love of Crowley, and it has been eating away at him for thousands of years.

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    A worked up Principality finds a lurking Serpent, things happen...

    Updated Story.

    I love Kudo cookies and comments!!

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    Written for this Tadfield Advertiser prompt.

    Aziraphale's feelings for Crowley, which he has done a poor job of repressing, take on a life of their own, leading to several Awkward Encounters throughout history, unintended orgasms in public places, and the revelation that Crowley likes Hamlet for all the wrong (right?) reasons.

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    Betraying your own species once, sure many did that, but Crowley did it twice. Where does an ex-demon, ex-angel, belong? This is the question Crowley asks himself every day and the answer is Earth more often than not. The price of freedom comes with a cost though, and how high is that cost really? It's not like he has anyone they could use against him. Or at least he thought he didn't until he stumbles into a book store and meets one Az Fell. But is Az Fell truly just a human? And why does everyone keep reminding Crowley he's going to die alone.

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    1/?
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    2
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    7
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    1
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    41

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