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    1935. Aziraphale is enjoying afternoon tea on a luxury train and feeling a bit guilty about that naughty thing he has stashed in his suitcase.

    Only one bed trope. PWP but also setting crossover with Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express and SPOILERS for that work.

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    For more than 200 years, the Crowley women have been cursed that anyone who dare fall in love with them will perish. Unfortunately, the Fell witches simply have bad luck. For Aziraphale Fell and Antonia Crowley, falling in love is the trickiest spell of all. The Good Omens Practical Magic AU mashup that no one asked for posts once a week.

    There’s a little witch in all of us.

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    Dr. Ezra Fell keeps to himself even though he is renowned for his work in his field, then what seems to be a simple phone call, turns his world upside down with the arrival of a new species. With the help of his best friend Dr. Anathema Device, will they be able to figure this out and continue their work?

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    Aziraphale and Crowley were never supposed to be friends. Never supposed to enjoy each other's company or seek each other out in a crowd or go to dinner or spend time together.

    And they definitely weren't supposed to fall in love. But they have and it's taken the whole world by storm.

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    41/?
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    The Arrangement evolves into something deeper. Aziraphale builds himself a home. Crowley wonders what his place is on Earth as well as in the angel's life.

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    3/?
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    A podfic of GayDemonicDisaster's "Wet N' Wild", in which Aziraphale decides to try out a vulva and realises that it always gets wet when Crowley is around.

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    Demons are unable to produce off-springs of their own, but angels can.

    In order to increase their numbers for Armageddon, Hell had been kidnapping any angels they could find on Earth throughout the course of history, turning them into demon breeders for the high-ranking demons.

    The principality Aziraphale had been trapped in Hell since the 18th century. His rebellious attitude caught him the interest of the demon Crowley, a Duke of Hell.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    42/?
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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    21/?
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    Getting to the bathhouse was the easy part. Getting them inside, locking the door, making sure that they were alone and that his Omega felt safe and comfortable? As easy as pie (if Crowley liked pie).

    Actually taking a bath and not getting distracted by his mate's gorgeous, wonderful body, intoxicating scent, and beautiful eyes?

    Crowley's going to need another plate. Or three. And some wine.

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    Azira Fell is getting married. This should be her happily ever after but when she meets the alluring Antoine Crowley she can't help but feel a connection she's never had before. Is there such a thing as love at first sight?

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    Crowley naps in the bookshop during lockdown.

    Crowley/Aziraphale. Fluffy smut.

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    1/1
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    “Don’t you think it would be easier to already have a kid before you fall in love?” Crowley asked.

    “What?”

    “If you already had a kid, and then you started dating your ideal person, you wouldn’t have to worry about all the drama and hardship of having a kid together and that relationship wouldn’t be tainted.”

    Zira raised her eyebrows. “So you’re saying you’d rather have kids with someone that you’re not that romantically interested in and then what, break up with them for your dream person?”

    ...

    Zira and Crowley, friends since university, are the last two single people in their group of friends. Neither wants to be part of one of those couples whose kids destroy their relationships, so instead of waiting for their perfect matches, Zira and Crowley decide to platonically have a baby together. 

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    Aziraphale wants to go to the opera, so Crowley makes special plans. Non-explicit sexual content.

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    12
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    Aziraphale is always soft. Crowley always loves her.

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    Aziraphale isn't in the mood to listen or obey, but Crowley is more than willing to put in the time and effort to get her angel back in line and remind her a thing or two about ownership

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    Her soft, white feathers just barely dusted the ground at her heels, her white robes hadn't a single speck of dirt, and her curly blonde locks seemed to dance in the wind. As he moved to stand beside her, the snake of Eden transformed into a tall man, with dark robes, wings as black as tar, and fiery red hair. The angel turned to glance at the newcomer, staring at the curse mark on the side of his face just in front of his ear.

    "Well, that went down like a lead balloon."

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    3/?
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    Crowley runs into Aziraphale at a fancy party in 1852, and having finished their thwarting and wiling for the night decide to enjoy themselves...

    This was supposed to be a quick bit of wlw Aziraphale x Crowley smut, but it ran away with me, and now It's going to have to be two chapters. I'm posting it like this so I actually have to finish it- need that motivation! I will be continuing with A Serpent Among Us, and eventually Illiterate Bastard, but bear with me- I am finding this period of lockdown very very difficult to manage as it is quite badly affecting my mental health, so please be patient, ya boi is trying their best.
    Also this is my first time ever writing wlw, and I am very proud of myself, especially given that I am a poor excuse for a bisexual who hasn't actually had an encounter like this with another woman yet (I'm very shy but I would love a girlfriend one day).

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    Crowley just wants to worship his angel. His angel is quite content to be worshipped.

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    1,240
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    6
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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: The Dowling years

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    13/?
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