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    Sometimes you join an event where you're given a prompt a day for ten days and your one goal is to yeet as much stuff out there as possible to get your team points. I did that in Do It With Style Event's "Who Needs a Great Plan?" and these fics are the result. No beta, little proofreading on my part and a whole hell of a lot of fun. I'm putting my raw work out there because that was the whole point of the event - throw all that editing to the wind and just create. I'm probably insane for doing that.

    Check out the Table of Contents in Chapter 1 for story details. Ratings range from G to E and most things are ficlets of various subjects under a few hundred words, all based around the first day's prompt of "three".

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    Aziraphale can perfectly see the twist in the corner of Crowley’s mouth, the dark gold of his eyes, the satisfaction dripping from his every pore.

    He pulls against the bowtie wrapped around his wrists, keeping them secured to the headboard of their bed when all Aziraphale wants is to thread his fingers through the hair curling on Crowley’s nape, to drag him down for a kiss, to run his hands across the sensitive flesh over Crowley’s ribs, to worship, to touch.

    But that’s the whole point of this little experiment, isn’t it—letting himself be worshipped instead.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    Four centuries before Armageddon is set into motion, an angel and a demon negotiate an extension of their unique Arrangement to lend a hand where needed.

    Not long after Armageddon fails to happen, Heaven and Hell find a new way to punish them.

    (I'm bad at summaries okay I hope the tags are more helpful)
     

    (title from Brian May "Driven By You")

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    Crowley is convinced Aziraphale wouldn't still love him if he saw all of him. Aziraphale knows otherwise and intends to show him as much.

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    I slithered my way into the LTFAF club, and no matter how much they poke me with a stick, I'm not leaving.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    “Well, it wasn’t last week, it was twenty sodding years ago,” Crowley says, reaching again for his coffee mug, miraculously piping hot and topped off with a quickness. “What’s gotten into you all of a sudden about kids? This is—weird.” He flaps his free hand through the air and makes an odd face. “Uncharacteristic, really. Can you do exorcisms on angels? I may need to make a few calls.”

    Aziraphale draws in a steadying breath and then lets it back out again. His shoulders drop, his feet are firmly planted flat on the floor in his slippers. He folds the crossword section in half with a perfect crease and looks up at Crowley sitting across from him.

    “I think I’d like to have a baby,” the angel says.

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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: Cats

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    WARNING - EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT

    I decided to go rogue on this one as all the others were fairly soft

    Part 15 of SUMMER OMENS prompt

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    Hell has won the war, and a demon makes his claim.

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    Aziraphale comes home to find lingerie and a box of chocolates on her bed. Crowley finds her wife indulging and decides that a punishment is required.

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    “Beg, Aziraphale,” Gabriel ordered, violet eyes cold as he glared down at the principality. His voice echoed in the empty, white space of Heaven. “Beg for his life to be spared.”

    Aziraphale tore his gaze away from his demon, meeting Gabriel’s icy stare. He shuddered. He could do this. Crowley was depending on him. His partner had saved him so many times. He could save the demon once, even if, judging by the state of Crowley’s wings, he was already late. “He’s immune to holy water,” he lied boldly, voice unwavering. “You know this. I know Michael told you.”

    A flicker of amusement crossed Gabriel’s face. “You think I don’t know about your little trick? Michael may have been fooled, but I know you, Aziraphale. I’ve been your supervisor for 6,000 years.” He chuckled. “But, if you insist, perhaps we give it a trial run?”

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    As she gazed out of her living room window, taking in the view from the fifth floor flat, the London skyline turned black as the lights went out as far as she could see.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale get each other off during a blackout.

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    ‘What do you want, angel?’ Pocketing the glasses, Crowley steps closer. ‘A memory for you to revisit, until my return?’

    Ahead of a long assignment, Crowley seeks out Aziraphale to see if the Angel needed her to cover a miracle under their Arrangement. She ends up leaving Aziraphale with a special memory to endure their separation.

    Italy, 1750

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    “An angel concerned? Hardly seems like something what should bother you.” He watched Aziraphale’s cheeks darken.

    “Ah, well. Concerned and… curious, I suppose.” Ahh, Crawly thought, feeling an eyebrow raise as his mouth tipped up at the corner. So that’s what had the Principality worried.

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    Aziraphale is curious about certain sights and sounds he overhears in the garden. Crawly is only too happy to lend a hand. Rated E for Effort exploration.

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