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    The year is 1773, and various churches in Europe are in a race to convert the newly-contacted peoples of South America to their particular flavor of Christianity. But something strange has been going on: the missionaries keep vanishing and nobody knows what's been happening to them, not even Heaven or Hell. So, of course, they both had to send their 'best' Earth-side observers to get some answers.

    ...They're going to wish they hadn't. And so are the observers.

    (tl;dr Azi gets cursed by a Mayan god, and he and Crowley have to figure out how to break it before it's too late. READ THE TAGS.)

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    Hello and welcome to my blog! I believe that's what it's called. I'm a bit of an old silly that barely knows my way around computers, but no matter, I'm glad you're here. I hope you stay awhile and have a cup of tea (or cocoa if you're like me!) while I divulge into my various escapades with my collection of "treats", as I like to call them. 0:)

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    A bunch of demons gangbang Aziraphale, who has little to no complaints about the rough treatment, in part because while the demons don't care whether he's enjoying himself to the fullest or not, Crowley most certainly does.

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    This is where my nsfw good omens art goes to die.

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    3/?
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    Aziraphale visits a friend and her pet snakes and teases Crowley about their love life and habits.
    He's inspired about some of Crowley's past forms and convinces him to follow, literally, him into a different fantasy.

    General Naga-Crowley fic. Nothing new under the sun.

    Everything is consensual. No oviposition, no mpreg, no aggressive predator/prey roleplaying.
    Warning, the first chapter is just build up.

    Sorry, kind of chatty and super sorry that chapter one the build up. ;)

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    A prequel to the events in my other fic, Delectable. We'll be exploring Aziraphale's exploration of, ah, himself, through the ages. Ineffable yearning will play a significant role as time goes on (our favorite angel has a robust fantasy life), but this is all gonna be solo play.

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    36/?
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    Her soft, white feathers just barely dusted the ground at her heels, her white robes hadn't a single speck of dirt, and her curly blonde locks seemed to dance in the wind. As he moved to stand beside her, the snake of Eden transformed into a tall man, with dark robes, wings as black as tar, and fiery red hair. The angel turned to glance at the newcomer, staring at the curse mark on the side of his face just in front of his ear.

    "Well, that went down like a lead balloon."

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    The world doesn't end and Aziraphale thinks he and Crowley will finally be together.

    Except the demon is busy sulking and Aziraphale needs to have a few epiphanies first.

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    Armageddon is averted, the Earth is saved, and an angel and a demon are finally free to love.

    That is, unless Higher (and Lower) forces were to place an ultimatum: Break your beloved’s heart or watch him be tortured until the actual End of the World.

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    Crowley ties Aziraphale up, at his request, and devotes himself to making Aziraphale feel good multiple times over.

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    27/?
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    Sometimes it takes more than words to tell someone you missed them.

    Originally appeared in The Bond Zine.

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    Aziraphale’s wrists were captured first. No, not captured – willingly given. Bound to the angel’s back. Then, Crowley tied the rope around her chest and waist and Aziraphale’s body followed the demon’s will, pliant, bending and tensing under her lover’s command.

    Crowley is so good. So good to her. Aziraphale can feel the warmth of her sunlight gaze on her face even as she keeps her eyes closed.

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    1/1
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    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    "Eyes," Crowley says, weakly. "I thought... I mean, human books and all, they all talk about eyes."

    "Oh." Aziraphale's face flushes. (Some of the other bits flush as well. Crowley tries not to look directly at them.) "Well... there may have been some, er, translation errors. Early on."

    "Translation errors," Crowley echoes. He thinks about the shelf of misprinted Bibles downstairs, and what he knows about the source of some of those translation errors, and decides it's best not to ask. "Right."


    Aziraphale's true form has an abundance of vaginas. Crowley has his hands (and then some) full.

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    The handy thing about having a husband with serpentine attributes and the ability to shapeshift is that it really opens things up in the bedroom department.

    Especially when you're as much of a relentlessly horny bastard as Aziraphale is.

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    Aziraphale was having a wonderful day, and as usual, it was because of Crowley, who had gone to six different shops to find flowers and chocolates and even a bespoke baby pink lingerie set for her. Crowley, who would do (and had done), anything for Aziraphale, including, but not limited to, fucking her silly anytime she wanted it. Which, as it turned out, was quite often. They were currently in the upstairs nook of the bookshop, on the plush bed that had miraculously made itself with fresh new sheets about four times in the past forty-eight hours. Not that either of them were keeping track.

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    ‘What do you want, angel?’ Pocketing the glasses, Crowley steps closer. ‘A memory for you to revisit, until my return?’

    Ahead of a long assignment, Crowley seeks out Aziraphale to see if the Angel needed her to cover a miracle under their Arrangement. She ends up leaving Aziraphale with a special memory to endure their separation.

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    Since they made that toast at the Ritz, Aziraphale and Crowley have done some (cautious) sightseeing. The world is full of new things to see, new things to eat, and new places to enjoy each other's company.

    I put the smut here.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    314

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