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    A hurt Crowley hangs around Maggie and Nina, slowly healing and trying to find a meaning to his life, while Aziraphale deals with Heaven, trying to avoid the end of the world while keeping everybody he cares about safe. But they've never achieved anything when apart from each other, so the only way to stop the Second Coming will be to talk through their issues, fix their relationship, and get some allies. A reluctant Messiah, some supernatural beings not so happy with the destruction dance Heaven and Hell seem to be engaged on, and a pair of humans that wonder time and again why the hell did they help save a bookshop.

    Unexpected allies, spy games and conspiracies, while Nina's shop gets an influx of occult forces in desperate need of coffee.

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    “That's why I didn't do it. I was scared.”
    “I'd never hurt you, angel. Not that kind of demon.”
    “It's not you I'm scared of! I... what kind of angel am I, for wanting so many things?”
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    "Angel, please. Don’t fall for me.”
    “Oh, I’m sure I won’t. See, that’s the scam. You don’t fall for being bad. You can be as cruel as you want as long as you’re still useful. Don’t question things, and you can get away with murder."

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    After season two ended, Aziraphale refused heavens offer and began the wonderous retirement with his wily demon. Embarking on a journey of adopting a child.

    Gigantic thank you to Ckocek for being my beta.

    There is so much fluff I promise you won't be disappointed. But wait and see how things turn out for these ineffable idiots.

    Updates on Mondays

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    It fucking burns. Hurts more than slamming back a shot of holy water as a Fallen Angel, and hell, Crowley would kill for that right now. Anything to make the pain fucking stop, 'cause it's tearing him apart.
    A future without Aziraphale? Fuck, it's like a nightmare he can't escape.
    Crowley's grip on reality goes to shit, a half-human wreck with powers fading faster than he can down a bottle. Fucked up on booze, sex, and drugs, he's nothing more than a shell, drowning in the haze.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale's living with their own demons, the so-called "choice" they made, which feels like a cruel joke.
    Of course, Crowley's never off their radar. So when he drops off Heaven's map, even after Metatron's pleas, it's like a damn siren blaring in their mind. Something's wrong, deep down they fucking know it.

     

    Basically, Crowley becomes human after he's rejected by both heaven and hell and has to deal with the worst heartbreak in the world. He's not good at heartbreaks.
    Aziraphale realises what a dick he's been.

     

    Depressing follow up of Season 2, but with a happy ending. (I swear)

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    A sudden snowstorm interrupts plans for a date. Can Crowley pry Aziraphale away from his shopping in favor of returning home for lots of warm cuddles?

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    Aziraphale returns from Heaven after five years. Crowley is less than jazzed about it. Will they find a way to reconcile? Magic 8 Ball says: "Signs point to yes."

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    Based on the video game Red Dead Redemption.

    Crowley finds himself left for dead in the middle of the desert. The kind Doctor Fell finds him and brings him to town. But Crowleys past he is trying to escape, is coming over the horizon.

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    Early in the morning of New Years Day 1949, Saraqael pays Aziraphale a visit; while they've never exactly LIKED the angel, they are still concerned about his soul...especially when it's so easy to be led astray by a certain demon.

    But Saraqael need not worry because, while Aziraphale does eat human food and occasionally drinks alcohol, he has absolutely no interest in, ahem, physical relations with anyone...let alone with a demon.

    OR DOES HE?!?!

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are hereditary enemies, rival book shop owners engaged in corporate warfare. They are also pen pals that are perfect for one another. They don’t know about that bit though.

    A.K.A the Good Omen’s remake of the classic romcom You’ve Got Mail that no one asked for.

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    Just as he was bidding a farewell to the last one, Muriel appeared in the entrance, followed by someone behind them. Crowley smiled at them and opened his mouth to say hello, but snapped it shut once his gaze landed on the second person.

    Oh, fuck.

    That was the most beautiful man he'd even seen in his miserable existence.

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    Photographer Crowley and a baking show host Aziraphale go on a 2 week long business trip to Ireland. Crowley may have caught a crush on the baker at the first sight and, luckily, Aziraphale seems very oblivious to this.

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    A collection of angsty things I have in my head that i need to write out before they consume me
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    Angst I will eventually write and never recover from

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    A year after season two, Aziraphale is trapped in Heaven.

    He sees Crowley living on Earth, all alone and in trouble. With help, he manages to act accordingly.

    Crowley’s heartbreak leads to him to being a damsel in distress.

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    Aziraphale recalled what he’d seen out his office window. With it’s close and clear view of London, Earth.

    He hadn’t meant to zoom in, where he did. The scene had appeared against his will.

    A certain demon. All alone and buying several cases of the worst scotch he’d ever tasted. Oodles of it.

    Something he drank when he didn’t care about quality, only getting drunk as fast as possible.

    Crowley looked bad. Aziraphale didn’t think he’d ever seen him with a hair out of place, and certainly never in dirty clothes and flip flops.

    But there he was. The only familiar part of his attire had been his sunglasses.

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    When lonely mafia boss, A.J. Crowley, meets Azira Fell at an upscale bar, the two immediately hit it off, but at the worst time in criminal history. After years of peace keeping between the Serpents of Eden and the Choir of Dominion, the line is drawn thin when Crowley's trade deals mysteriously disappear in the hands of undercover angels. Violence breaks out in Europe, blood is shed from gang to rival gang, and it's a race to get the Black Light District on the winning side. Will the Grand Duke be able to keep his lover safe during war with the Choir, or will he be forced to watch an angel die?

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    Crowley walked up to the first angel he saw. “Oh, hi,” he said ever so sweetly, fake smile firmly in place. “So sorry to bother you. Would you be a dear and direct me to the Supreme Archangel’s office? It’s my first day, you know. And I seem to have gotten a tad lost, I’m afraid.”

    The angel stared at him. „It’s your… first day on the job?“

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    Where Aziraphale hints that he plans to Fall to prevent the Second Coming and Crowley decides to pursue a new job opportunity. After all "head diving into a pit of sulphur" is listed under "special skills" on the demon's CV. Crowley hasn't anticipated, however, that this rescue mission would turn into a very messy fake-relationship-situation in a matter of minutes. And that Falling might be a lot harder the second time around.

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    After the argument in St. James Park, Crowley tries to sleep for the next twenty years, but he is plagued by dreams of Aziraphale. Finally, he gets up and attempts to clear his head. But when he sees Aziraphale going into a posh building wearing a green carnation, along with several other men also wearing the flower, he assumes that the angel is out to win souls at a brothel. That should be entertaining to watch, he thinks. So he gets himself a green carnation and follows Aziraphale (and the other men) inside.

    He quickly finds out that it is not a brothel - but that there is a tremendous amount of sex going on. That is shocking, but not as shocking as when the sex starts happening to him.

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    Популярный автор квир-романов, А.З. Фелл, много лет лгал о наличии мужа и счастливого брака. Стремясь сбежать от череды неудачных отношений, в поисках нового старта, Азирафаэль переезжает в коттедж, оставленный ему двоюродной бабушкой Агнес. Телеадаптация одной из его книг приводит к внезапной популярности и бросает его в лучи славы, и его фанаты (а также пресса) жаждут взглянуть на загадочного мужа Азирафаэля. К несчастью, ему нужно найти кого-то на эту роль. Например, это может быть симпатичный садовник…

    С тщательным уходом Кроули голый сад коттеджа возвращается к жизни, а Азирафаэль обнаруживает себя пишущим самую важную историю любви в своей жизни: его собственную.

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    An after-dinner nightcap 6000 years in the making.

    “Angel.”
    A beat.
    “Angel.” Aziraphale was completely engrossed in the tome before him on his desk. Not a twitch as Crowley called out to him from where he was sprawled on the nearby chaise. The demon made some unintelligible grumbly noises as he hauled himself to sitting. He checked his watch.
    “It’s 8:00, we should think about leaving if we’re going to make our reservation.” They didn’t always miracle themselves a table, sometimes they decided to do things the human way.
    “Hmm?”
    “Dinner, angel. We actually made a reservation?”

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    Aziraphale changes up his Effort

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    Post-canon. A typical morning in the South Downs and Crowley and Aziraphale each have a secret.

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    Heaven and Hell Vs Humanity.
    Did we really think they wouldn’t fight back?

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