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    Early in the morning of New Years Day 1949, Saraqael pays Aziraphale a visit; while they've never exactly LIKED the angel, they are still concerned about his soul...especially when it's so easy to be led astray by a certain demon.

    But Saraqael need not worry because, while Aziraphale does eat human food and occasionally drinks alcohol, he has absolutely no interest in, ahem, physical relations with anyone...let alone with a demon.

    OR DOES HE?!?!

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    The Second Coming must be led by someone, and that someone is the newly branded Supreme Archangel Aziraphale. But he's on his own. Well, not really, he has some help.
    He has Muriel, he has an hypocrital Angel. He has some enemies which may be easily distracted, too.
    But not the one he needs.
    The one he needs is totally drunk, singing Britney in a karaoke bar. The same One who occasionally decides to develop fatherly feelings for an orphan.
    Aziraphale has lost a child... A child has been lost. For the second time. Or very well hidden. Or rather, Muriel was right for once.

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    It has been a few months since the events of season 2 ep 6 and Aziraphale hasn't had a good time in heaven. He misses Crowley and all of a sudden he needs to change his name as part of his process to become the supreme archangel. Plus he isn't allowed to leave. Why are the archangels helping him? Why does he need to change his name? What is heaven hiding and what are they trying to cover up? Can he contact Crowley to tell him what's going on? Can Crowley help him?

    the story mostly follows Michael and Uriel in the beginning chapters but over all will have alot of the Ineffables later on.he premise is that Aziraphale is Raphael 2.0 with the og being Crowley and getting Aziraphale free from heaven as well as the journey of finding each other again.

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    i'm an idiot who is in desperate need for drama and more good omens content

    Updates every Thursday

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    A depressed angel is tasked with finding out who’s distributing ‘Ecstasy’, a drug promising to emulate the experience of Divine Love. Blasphemy, of course! And Aziraphale is told to steer the dealers of this substance towards the light. Who does he find in the backroom of a seedy bar, distributing the stuff? You guessed it.

    This isn’t a fic glorifying substance use. Not at all. I aim to portray it realistically, which means I describe both the good and the bad. I don’t punish my characters for indulging, but what goes up, must come down (hence the name of the fic). The substances portrayed are not the point of the story, but rather the context I chose to explore particularly Crowley’s trauma. I find it unlikely that the self-medicating alcoholic we meet in season 1, the guy who hung around in Soho bars during the 60s and 70s, didn’t try more than just wine.

    Aziraphale, on his end, is a sensual hedonist. He’s likely the “try anything once” type, but since he doesn’t try to escape his mind trough his experimentation, he will most likely not regret his choices.

    What happens when an addict and a hedonist finally, properly get together after 6000 years of yearning and hidden memories? Well, this fic.

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    Jonathan Sims is the antichrist. This is quite bad for him, considering he's also slowly being overtaken by the Dread Powers, which are entirely separate from the Powers of Hell. And from Heaven, for that matter.

     

    AKA: The Magnus Archives/Good Omens crossover that nobody asked for.

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    Good Omens Missing Scene- S2 Ep2

    Aziraphale and Crawley are in the Cellar of Job's Mansion, waiting for Job to pass or fail God's test.

    "“See you in Hell!” Crawley lifted up his goblet to toast the Angel.

    Aziraphale glared at him and scoffed as he took in another mouthful of Ox. The taste just never failed him. Aziraphale’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as this strange yet satisfying flavor hit his taste buds."

    Their conversation doesn't end at "See you in Hell"

    (making them interact to fill the void)

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    “Here. You have to try this. It will make you feel better," he moved the unagi closer to Crowley’s mouth who merely leered at the thing.

    “I’m not really into the whole raw fish thing.”

    “Well, it’s eel so-”

    “Eel. Fish. Not into it.”

    Aziraphale gave a small pout and went on, “You’re missing out if you don’t try it. I’m sure you’ve only ever had cheap sushi. I’m telling you: you haven’t really tried sushi until you’ve eaten here.”

    Crowley fearfully stared down the hunk of eel in front of his face, “Sometimes, I regret encouraging you to eat that ox rib.” Despite his trepidation, Crowley obediently opened his mouth and accepted the sushi.

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    Aziraphale liked walking. But this was not walking. Perhaps being dragged along by his hand was a more accurate description.
    “What did you do?” Aziraphale protested, trying to keep up. His… conversation partner had made a habit of getting into trouble.
    “Stole the passwords. Michael’s been giving me extra rotations on the cleaning roster; I'm sure of it. Lessgo!”

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    OR two angels get up to some fluffy hijinx! Since we know Heaven has a cleaning roster, it stands to reason they have a broom closet, as well, right? ....right? It's the Before the Beginning fluff ficlet nobody asked for!!!

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    Aziraphale is an angel with a too-shiny halo. Crowley is a demon with a longing for the stars. They're both a couple of misfits searching for a place to belong in Christmas Town.

    aka, Good Omens in an au of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964)

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    l forgive you. The words orbited Crowley’s head like persistent moons. As if it was something to forgive. As if his willingness to forsake Heaven and hell for his love was a mere sin to be absolved of, instead of a deep devotion that had sustained him for over six thousand years.
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    Aziraphale had a responsibility to Heaven, to goodness and holiness. He was doing the right thing, he reminded himself. Against his will, his demon’s words came back to him, angry and hard. When Heaven ends life on Earth, it will be just as dead as if Hell ended it.
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    Crowley is stuck on Earth without his angel, drinking himself to sleep and as depressed as he's ever been.

    Aziraphale is stuck in Heaven, slowly realizing the nature of the Ineffable Plan and questioning everything.

    They both reevaluate their priorities with the help of other characters and reunite as dramatically as possible. Together, they might just save humanity.

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    Angelic Aziraphale and Crowley (i.e. the Star Maker) discover they can Make an Effort for the first time in Heaven.

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    No one was sure who had created The Human Manual. He suspected it had been God. It was not up to angels to decide how things were going to be. Instead, they carried out the tasks and plans of God. Therefore, this piece hanging between the human’s legs must have been designed by God.

    Aziraphale found that strange, as God created beautiful majestic things. The Garden of Eden, Peacocks, Flowers, the Sun… and then this. 

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    Back from Heaven, Aziraphale has his work cut out for him as he tries to clean up his bookshop. He gets more stressed by the hour. Luckily, Crowley knows just how to help his angel relax.

    Sexy fluff.

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    aziraphale goes for a soothing trip on eden but something goes wrong and he meets crowley. bad circumstances. crowley is evil and takes advantage of aziraphale's mistake.

    this is mainly a corruption kink fic centered on crowley exploring how far he can toy with azi's purity and bend his innocence to his own favor. smut ensues, check tags!

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    The Guardian of the Eastern Gate and The Serpent of Eden want nothing more than to be near each other, but their respective, oppressive regimes make it difficult. Aziraphale has to be ready to renounce Heaven, and until he does so, it's not safe for him to retain his memories of his meetings with Crowley - and Crowley makes a series of heartbreaking, but necessary decisions, hoping that one day, his angel will be ready.

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    How does one actually become a demon? The ritual involves a process known as The Baptism; an excruciating procedure that nearly destroyed Crowley and still haunts him to this day.
    Plagued by night terrors and the memory of everything sinful thing he's ever done, Crowley can't find rest...that is until he decides to take a walk in Hyde Park and a certain angel follows him.

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    Sleeping was more complicated than Aziraphale first thought. It was hard to figure out what was real and what was a dream. Crowley wasn't making it any easier either, grinding against him in the dead of the night and making the angel feel things that he didn't understand. He'd like to say that he didn't give in to the Temptation, but the angel was so weak when it came to the demon he loved. In his defense, he thought he was dreaming. At first.

    (In which Crowley is a teasing little shit as he sleeps and Aziraphale makes a lot of bad choices.)

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    It's 1666. Something has gone badly wrong in London, but it's definitely not Aziraphale's fault.

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    Its the mandatory christmas eve celebration in heaven and it will be crowleys first time seeing Azirphale in months.

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    A collective work of short stories. Romance, heartbreak, fluff, angst, pain & beauty contained in each chapter.

    Aziraphale & Crowley own my heart.

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    An alternate take on that Bastille scene.

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