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    Crowley's parked illegally in front of Aziraphale's bookshop again, and Aziraphale feels all sorts of ways about it and confronts him, again. Human AU!

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    It is after the failed apocalypse, and Aziraphale is struggling. No longer affiliated to Heaven, and thoroughly disillusioned with his former employers, he descends into a very troubled state of mind. Can his demonic counterpart offer anything to help lift his friend out of his low mood? Are you joking? Of course he can!

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an arsehole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    What do you do when you’re an alpha afraid of bonding the omega you’ve been in love with for 6 thousand years? And what do you do when you’re an omega, gaslit and manipulated by Heaven for 6 thousand years, in love with an alpha, but scared to say so?

    Aziraphale and Crowley find that the answer to knowing they’re bonding for the right reasons, in the right frame of mind, is taking it slow. Afraid of losing control and rushing into bonding driven by their primal urges, they decide to learn how to love one another first, and to teach their bodies restraint, so that when they are certain it’s what they both want, they’ll know it’s the right time.

    At least until outside influences force their hands…

    Non traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega, NO pregnancy, NO dubcon. Bonding only. Some violence, blood, minor character discorporation.

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    This is the problem of human beings, Crowley ponders; they never know when to stop.
    “Good Lord,” a familiar voice suddenly sighs on his left, close enough to be heard clearly despite the ongoing revolt. “What have you done this time?”
    Crowley forces himself to ignore the headache that has begun to squeeze his skull again. “You wound me, angel.” He turns just enough to get a glimpse of Aziraphale’s blonde hair and rich clothes, grinning sharply. “Do you really think all this mess is my fault?”
    Aziraphale rolls his eyes and takes a couple of steps to join Crowley. “How could it not be?” He asks. “As usual, you’re up to no good.”
    “What is good and what is evil, anyway..."
    [Essex, 1381]
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    Just an angel and a demon Falling in love throughout History, Time and Space. Nothing new, really.

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    "It's a lovely day, isn't it, my dear?" The angel asks.

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    Demons have no internal sense of identity.

    Crowley is, in many ways, only "Crowley" as long as those around him--and he himself--perceive him that way. He maintains his tenuous grip on his identity through his actions, his speech, his appearance.

    But in Rome, he meets someone who can tear all that apart. And Aziraphale must find a way to put him back together.
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    Cautiously, Aziraphale stuck his head through the door. It appeared to be empty, wooden floor and plaster shredded as if some wild animal had been locked inside. There was blood here and there, and it certainly wasn’t human.

    Tucked in the corner where the clay roof tiles nearly sloped to the floor, lay a bed, just a pallet stuffed with straw. A dark figure lay upon it, burrowed into so many blankets he almost couldn’t see the shape tremble.

    “Crowley?” He could sense the demonic energy, though not as powerful as usual. As if it were being hidden. “Are you...quite alright?”

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    The Them have a lot of questions for Aziraphale and Crowley about spirits! They answer them truthfully and perhaps say some rather telling things that they haven't exactly admitted to each other.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Spirit. :)

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    Je t'aime. Je t'aime.

    It's a constant hum in the back of his mind whenever Lord Fell is around and even when he isn’t; inescapable like the tide, loud or quiet in the various moments of the day, but always present. It feels like breathing, and a little bit like drowning.

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    Crowley knew he was being summoned.

    That some HUMAN was trying to drag him away from the life he'd built with Aziraphale, to hurt him, to control him.

    Crowley is prepared to do anything - ANYTHING - to stop the summoning. But at what cost?

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    It had never much made sense to Aziraphale, he mused, sipping on his fourth glass of wine, why the demon Crowley so insisted on offering Aziraphale rides home in his Bentley, and made sure he entered his bookshop safely before reversing the Bentley and leaving.

    Aziraphale is oblivious af and Crowley loves an idiot.

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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    UPDATE 20 May: I added a playlist by request. That's all. Story's done in Ch. 8, so don't click if you're not interested in just a list of songs.

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    "Do you want me?" Aziraphale asks, dizzy almost. "Is that why you're here?"

    He traces the bow of Crowley's mouth with a rough thumb, lets it fall and rest on the swell of his bottom lip, damp and soft.

    "What I want is not important," Crowley says, pale hands still at his sides, the barely-there brush of something not completely tame in his voice.

    "That isn't what I asked." Aziraphale knows he should be harder, but his hands are already sliding around the curve of Crowley's small waist, palming the warm skin of his stomach beneath the lace. A desperate need gnawing at his bones. "Look me in the eye and tell me what you need ."

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    Aziraphale likes the beach but doesn't like crowds. Luckily, he quickly comes up with a solution for this! He goes to the beach at night when everyone is asleep. But tonight he finds that he's not alone.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Sea. :)

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water

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    ******FINISHED******

    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he could control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale is on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement over which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

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