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    Demon Azira(fell) uses holy water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... And, now his plant shop is up in flames...

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    Aziraphale pens a successful recipe blog, and just like every other blog, all of his recipes have a story attached. Crowley runs a baking supply company, and meets Aziraphale by accident.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

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    提拉米苏到了,它漂亮极了,切得干净利落,方方正正。当盘子被放到他面前时,亚茨拉斐尔快活地扭着身子,深深地吸了一口气,充满了期待。克鲁利很庆幸今晚自己选的是一副能完全遮盖住双眼的墨镜,因为他能感觉到自己金黄的瞳孔扩张到了巩膜的远角。

    这就是 Remarkable Things to Oysters https://archiveofourown.org/works/19903651/chapters/47144143 第七章里提到的那一夜,但故事发生的实际时间大约在第三章的中间部分。要是你对此次事件的背景(以及由此引发的结果,以及超过九万字的 Porn With Feelings)有兴趣的话,你可以在那里找到它们。

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    The last, that I have planned at the moment, installment of my After the End Comes Healing series.

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    Wedding planner Anathema Device is the Number One. She can organize anything for a wedding, flower arrangements, catering, a marching band or an emu. The name Device is a guarantee for a picture perfect wedding - and the perfect pictures will be taken by her top wedding photographer, and best friend, Anthony J. Crowley.

    Both of them see weddings mostly as business, until Anathema meets Newt, Love of her life, walking natural disaster extraordinaire, and very much not a person it’s possible to have a perfect wedding with.

    Which is perfect since Anathema frankly never wanted one for herself. She just wants a fun party, good food, and all of her friends to attend - including Crowley. For whom this might just as well be the apocalypse because no, he is not allowed to work on her wedding. Strictly invited only as a guest, Crowley finds himself at a loss. What the hell do you do at weddings? Well, if you are Crowley, the answer is some James Bond-like action, some worrying about fly swarms and their sources, having a lot of emotions, drinking some very funny wine, putting your foot in your mouth and just maybe meeting someone to share all of that with. Oh, and there’s always cake, isn’t there?

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    "Not going to happen."

    "What?" Aziraphale frowned. "Why not?"

    "Because I'm not going to fuck you in the Bentley."

    "Well…"

    "You are not fucking me in the Bentley either."

    "Honestly, Crowley. Out of all the things –"

    "No. We're not fucking in the Bentley. Or on the Bentley. Or beside the Bentley. The Bentley is a no-fucking zone."

    "You're being ridiculous."

    "I'm the one being ridiculous?"

    "I do know you love that car, but – "

    "I mean it. Not going to happen. How'd you like it if we were going at it in the shop?"

     
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    (Part I of Interesting Places - aka Four times Aziraphale points out that, really, they should just have sex in the Bentley. Plus one in which he gets down to it (bad pun absolutely intended).

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    Aziraphale owns a lovely tearoom in the heart of Soho. Life would be absolutely delightful if it wasn't for that one horrible customer in sunglasses...

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    “Oh! What about pool?”

    Crowley lifted his eyebrow.

    “Angel, do you even know how to play?”

    Aziraphale smiled simply and said, “Oh, it’s been around for over a century. I’m sure I can figure it out.”

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    Aziraphale is very good at pool hustling.

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    Aziraphale, prince of the city-state of Haven, has been disappearing at night for some time. His brother, the Prince Regent Gabriel, is tired of this and determined to see his youngest brother properly married and settled down. He makes a proclamation that whoever can discover Aziraphale's secret will win his hand in marriage.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale decide to try physical intimacy for themselves. The only problem is, Crowley forgot a little something he wears on his skin...

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    A Good Omens adaptation of the classic story The Paper Bag Princess!

    Aziraphale sets out to rescue Gabriel from a demonic, flying serpent. Luckily our angel is armed with his bravery and wit, and is dressed to thrill... in a paper bag.

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    I commissioned the amazing Blue_Sparkle, who drew fantastic art for the ending scene. 👍

    Big thanks to cassieoh for the HTML help! ❤️

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    Considering over 800 kudos on Brother Mine I present to you - a sequel with pretentious title.
    Lucifer just wants to go home.

    And Crowley wants nothing more then to get his home back.

    Or Chloe Decker is doing a Satan summoning and succeeds. Amenadiel continues to be baffled and unhelpful as always. Lucifer is soft and should learn to communicate better. Aziraphale has a thing for leather and cuddles. Crowley is a physics teacher who uses ducks for nefarious deeds.

    They all need a hug.

    Only two of those things mean anything to the plot.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two consenting, well, adults, who do indulge in things.
    This is a collection of drabbles, which I wrote around flavor/food prompts. However they do not have those foods actually in them, the prompts are more used to generate a mood. I will take prompts on tumblr and from comments, but I can't tell you how quickly and how many I will write.

    There is an Index with short descriptions in Chapter 1, and the tags for each chapter will be in the Authors notes for the chapter, as well as in the tags.

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    Aziraphale has his “oh no, he’s meeting all my standards” moment in the rubble of the church. Now he realises that he’s horny for Crowley, he makes his move in the Bentley during the offered “lift home”. Crowley destroys 1 (one) hat. Refuses to be fucked in his car because of the capacity for mess. Our lad rules lawyers around this by creatively fucking against the rules.

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    Atalan's summary:

    Crowley's habit of subjecting Aziraphale to bad movie nights backfires spectacularly.

    Another small crack fic for the prompt "Let's watch".

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    Crowley's habit of subjecting Aziraphale to bad movie nights backfires spectacularly.

    Another small crack fic for the prompt "Let's watch".

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    What if during the events of Chapter 3 of Forgive Me, Father, Father Crowley reacted to Aziraphale's prank a little...differently.

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    Gingerhaole released a work privately which inspired the concept of smutty love letters between Aziraphale and Crowley and it led me to think of what they might have been like at other periods in time. Honestly I have no idea *when* this took place, but it's some shadowy historic time period possibly around Shakespearean times, I have no idea.

    It's just an excuse for some literary smut and porn without plot. Enjoy.

    Also, it's seriously cheesy. But Aziraphale apparently loves it anyway.

    A gift for two lovely artists - Yvesriba for their birthday and being so lovely, and Gingerhaole for inspiring the theme.

    Thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for being a fabulous beta reader (with far more historical literary accuracy than me).

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    Crowley gets Aziraphale involved in planning one of his capers, the carrying out of which means Aziraphale needs to wear a certain jacket. Aziraphale thinks he sees right through Crowley's schemes.

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