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Four times they kiss by mistake (and the one time they mean it) by ticketybye
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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“One does not kiss by accident.”
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Here, kitty... by Himitsu_no
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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"Draw me like one of your French girls," he had planned to whisper seductively, reruns of Titanic still on his wack of a mind.
Add kittens and there is no one he could resist you.
Unless, you know... something... happened.
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Occult Worship (fan art) by IneffableZerns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2019
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So I really wish I could write fan fiction, but I appear to have a psychological block that makes it nearly impossible for me to story tell without pictures because... 🤷
So here’s an exercise in gradually busting down those walls.
Actually it was a thank you project for my first 500 follower milestone on IG. Pretty sure I was shadowbanned very shortly afterward. Anyway... -
what love we can afford by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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Aziraphale clucked disapprovingly. “Feet off the furniture,” he said without any expectation that Crowley would listen to him, and then dug through the bag. “Oh! Yes, I do like these, thank you! This is perfect, you always know what I like.” He glanced up at Crowley with a gentle smile, and then his focus shifted to Crowley’s shoes. “Ah, dear.”
Crowley raised an eyebrow. “Hm?”
Aziraphale covered his mouth, and looked very much like he was trying not to laugh. “Dearheart,” he said in a thick voice. “Crowley, my love, you have coins glued on your shoes.”
“What?” Crowley yelped, scrambling to get his feet off the table and look at his shoes. He pulled the left one off, eyes widening when he saw the six or seven coins stuck to the bottom. “What in the...?”
Aziraphale reached out and gently took it from him, poking at one of the coins. “I do believe it’s glued on,” he said with barely concealed glee. “Crowley, weren’t you putting glue on coins earlier?”
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Hot Days, Mad Blood by noodlefrog
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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It's summer in Florence and Hell thinks it's Crowley's fault that all the local kids have taken up an interest in dueling. Crowley's content to kick back and enjoy the wine, until he hears Aziraphale is planning to answer a challenge in the morning. It's easy enough for him to insert himself into the middle of it, but not even Crowley was anticipating how truly incompetent he is with a sword.
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Sunlight and Water by the_moonmoth, ZiZzy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2019
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What if Aziraphale were a flirty drunk?
An art and fic collaboration.
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May I stay the night by BayarealivingUSA
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Nov 2019
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Aziraphale rides his horse towards a kingdom to deliver important documents. He stops a gothic looking manor with an eye catching owner.
Crowley is looking to impress head office by delivering an angel to hell now that one has arrived at his door step.
A two chapter story (i hope) with some plot and some porn in ch.2
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Aziraphale's favorite guilty pleasure romance novels were a bit shallow, to be sure, and some of the plot lines were flimsy, and the purple prose during the more sensual scenes was rather egregious, but Aziraphale did quite enjoy them when he needed a bit of comforting familiarity.
He would be lying if he said he didn’t sometimes imagine himself in the protagonist's place, and a certain red-haired demon as the romantic lead. Another of Aziraphale’s rather guilty pleasures was daydreaming about that certain demon sweeping him off his feet, dazzling him with grand displays of affection before proclaiming his love for all the world to know.
Aziraphale would also be lying to himself if he said that he didn’t sometimes get a little zing of something deep in his gut when he studied the covers of his favorite romance books. In typical fashion, the handsome cover models were usually stripped to the waist or otherwise rather scantily clad, and it was all too easy for Aziraphale to... imagine.
[Aziraphale learns something new about his favorite romance novels, and something new about Crowley]
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Nanny VS Gardener or Mulch Ado Over Plants by MathConcepts
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Nov 2019
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Their plan was simple, make sure that Warlock didn't become the Antichrist. But when Aziraphle takes on gardening duty at the Dowling household, Crowley gets a lot, lot more than he bargained for. He didn't bargain for the teeth, and he didn't bargain for Aziraphale to be so incompetent when it comes to plants.
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The demon turned and gave a cheery wave. “Hullo there! You must be the demon Crow—”
Crowley made it so no one was looking, pushed the demon into oncoming traffic, and swaggered into the shop.
Nobody steals Crowley's man without a fight.
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It Is Our Choices That Show What We Truly Are by allonsy_gabriel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale had always enjoyed a nice snack. He kept a stash of pumpkin pasties under his bed, a container of cauldron cakes in his trunk, and usually had a chocolate frog or two in his pocket.
It was a good thing, then, that his best friend had rather unlimited access to the Hogwarts kitchens.
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- Part 35 of Another 51
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How to drive a demon up a wall - a story in 5(+1) parts by A.Z. Fell or 5 times Aziraphale is being a little shit to Crowley and one time it’s the other way around by space_ally
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Oct 2019
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There’s nothing quite like riling up a demon by embarrassing him in public. In the most loving manner, naturally. Aziraphale had that figured out pretty quickly.
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To Be Felled By You, Held By You by Inevitinfini
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2019
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In which Crowley muses over and paints Aziraphale, who suddenly switched presentation and pronouns out of curiousity and Crowley eats her out from under her skirt.
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The gap of time in which Aziraphale had presented as a man caused Crowley some great shock when one day long after they attained their independence he walked out from his sleep to find Aziraphale in a more feminine presentation, having miracled some length to her hair for added stylization. Her white curls rested messily atop her angelic head in a shaggy bob cut just near her chin, and she wore a quaint knee length skirt which swished as she swayed and hummed to a record that played as she prepared breakfast. She turned around and Crowley saw her still wearing the signature shirt/vest and bowtie combo, and she donned her round decorative glasses, which sat perched on her unique upturned nose. She even wore subtle makeup, it appeared, with rosey pink lips and cheeks.
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Jurisdiction by MarisFerasi
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Oct 2019
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Angels come to visit Aziraphale's shop and find a demon in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Crowley is trying to be Romantic and Sweet and gets the shit beaten out of him, and Aziraphale very firmly puts a couple low-ranking soldiers in their place. -
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Кроули всегда был честен в том, что касалось его чувств и намерений относительно Азирафаэля
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I Get Down On My Knees And I Start To Pray by allonsy_gabriel
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Oct 2019
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Crowley’s hands shook as he shoved them into his pockets.
It was ridiculous. The whole blessed situation was ridiculous. He was ridiculous.
They’d discussed this, for someone’s sake. This wasn’t even—there was no surprise here, no shock, no question about how this should, for all intents and purposes, turn out.
And it wasn’t as if anything would change. They’d been—it’d been ten fucking years since Armageddon’t, and they’d been, for a lack of a better word, together ever since their trials, and now that Crowley was thinking about it, quite possibly even longer before that.
All he was doing was making it official. He was simply taking that final step, no longer stalling the inevitable. This was—
It was fine.
He was going to propose to Aziraphale, and Aziraphale was (hopefully—and bugger fucking all was Crowley hoping) going to say yes.
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- Part 12 of Another 51
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Wanton and Wantin' by Captain_Loki
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy sex (when they have it), it’s just that Aziraphale doesn’t think he’d ever feel a need to initiate it. After a very interesting internet search Aziraphale discovers the term servicing which he feels fits quite nicely. All in all he is perfectly happy as Crowley’s service top (or whatever his particular proclivities are at the time).
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Aziraphale decides it's time to pay back Crowley for the events after the long-ago Reign of Terror rescue. He turns the table on Crowley by basically being a teasing bastard, then when Crowley's Lust and frustration take over, Aziraphale must discipline him. Takes place after the Apoca-wasn't.
Yes, another excuse for some bondage smut.Series
- Part 2 of Lesson Learned
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Might Be Nice by stitch_witch_82
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2019
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Crowley really enjoys flirting and teasing over dinner at the Ritz, but back at Aziraphale's bookshop later that night, he realizes he may have bitten off more than he can chew, nudge nudge wink wink.
Follow-up to "May I?"
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- Part 2 of Fortunate Prognostications
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Anthony J. Crowley: Problem Child and Bad Kid(tm) Extraordinaire by thanks_for_the_existential_crisis
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Sep 2019
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"Honestly, considering that Hastur, Ligur, and Beelzebub had tricked him into coming outside by telling him they wanted to show him a rare herb Crowley doesn't think that Hastur’s belligerent attitude is completely warranted. He also knows it's his own fault he's in this mess...Now he's going to have to get high for the first time, behind the school no less, or face Beelzebub’s wrath. He really didn’t need this today...But there's nothing to be done about it now except muddle through, so Crowley sighs and takes the joint from Hastur. And, of course, that's when the doors swing open."
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