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    Ignis is just an ordinary cop, with a penchant for cooking and being chronically single. He has no reason to expect his life to take any dramatic turns, and he likes it that way.

    Prompto is a young man looking for love. Who cares that his dads’ are notorious mobsters and that his job requires him to kill people? He’s here for a good time, and for now, a good time means wooing a man of the law.

    They both know what they’re getting into, but is that enough to stop them from getting hurt, or from hurting each other?

    Or to TL;DR the Honto Yajuu AU that no one asked for, but you’re getting anyway!

    Written for the Promnis Big Bang 2019 pls go check out the other writers/artists!

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    Prompto confronts his uncle Somnus about what he did to his dad all those years ago, and the kid puts the Founder King of Lucis back in his place.

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    Taken as a child, terrified and lost, Prompto Argentum doesn't understand what was done to him or even why. All that mattered was that he saw his chance for freedom and he took hold of it without question. He was more than happy to be free and out of reach, but for how long? With no real experience of the world around him and only a natural hand for tech and machinery, he wanders and wanders, struggling to survive and find meaning in a life he feels he no longer can fit into.

    But then he met them--or rather, they saved him.

    They say a Coeurl can't change its spots, but he's damn well got the drive and determination to try. If only he had the real guts to come out with the truth of what he is and stop stalking the trio like some kind of wild predator through the years.

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    On every wall of the Keep, a video of Prompto - naked and being held down onto a table - is projected in disturbingly high quality.

    The blood drains from Noct's face. Gladio swears.

    ~~What Noctis, Ignis and Gladio find at Zegnautus Keep.

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    As if Noctis's debilitating childhood injury, the death of his mother, and his destiny as the King of Light weren't enough, he was also cursed. He, for the most part had learned to manage it, even sometimes control it, but it was for the most part unpredictable - especially the part where once Ignis and Gladiolus had officially been sworn in as his Shield and Chamberlain, the curse affected them both.

    Prompto was Noctis's best friend, but he was never supposed to find out about his secrets. Prompto's habit of nursing hurt animals back to health made that a little difficult.

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    They'd be fine, and so would he.
    Sticks and stones, right?
    ...
    Okay, maybe not.

    During a battle, Ignis finds himself in a rather precarious position stuck at the bottom of a very deep incline and unable to really help himself get back out. Cue rescue squad.

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    It was an accident, in all honesty he hadn't planned on getting into a relationship, much less accidentally father a child. He thought he was infertile, and the thought of more mini-hims he hadn't known about years ago made him pale and wonder. This mini-him, though? This one was special, though not so mini anymore. And Cloud would fight the Six themselves to keep Prompto and his gang of friends safe.

    "Where are your parents, Prompto?" Ignis inquired, a displeased frown settling on his lips as he gazed around the empty house.

    "Oh, Dad's not around a lot, he's busy running a one-man business. We constantly text each other though, he's always been there for me even if he isn't here, so don't worry about him, Iggy. Audrey and David... they're not around, like, ever. But, I've got Dad, and Uncle Vincent. They're good enough for me."

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    When Prompto wakes up in the past, he sets out to change everything.

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    Noctis crinkles his nose, gently pushing Prompto’s face away from his. “Gods, you really do smell. Go take a bath. Or two.”

    Prompto gives him a fond look and presses their cheeks together. Noctis, like he always does, despite his verbal annoyance at the odor, relaxes into Prompto’s embrace. “You really know how to make a man feel loved, huh?”

    Noctis echoes Prompto’s early tone. “Obviously.”

    “I’m going to tickle you again.”

    “I’ll turn you into a frog, don’t you fucking dare.”

    Or: Noctis owns a quiet apothecary and garden in Altissia with his partner (and familiar), Prompto, but the arrival of Cor Leonis, the legendary Immortal Dragon, shatters his flimsy illusion of peace.

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    Scrambling for his phone, Nyx couldn’t help the dopey grin on his face. “I’m a dad,” he said the moment that the call connected, not giving the other person on the line time to speak.

    “What, you finally figured that out?”

    Or: a teenage Nyx accidently acquires a baby. then he accidently adopts said baby. things sorta spiral out from there

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    N–hN01897 twitched. “What is that?”

    N–iP01357 stared at bright blue feathered . . . thing with a look of utter fascination. It reminded N–hN01897 of Doctor Besithia or Chancellor Izunia for a good moment before he blinked. “It’s so pretty,” N–iP01357 cooed and clamped a tight grip on N–hN01897’s wrist so that he couldn’t escape back to the Haven. “I want to pet it, N–hN01897.”

    “You will do no such thing,” N–hN01897 snapped and vainly attempted to escape N–iP0357’s ironclad grip. “The number of diseases it carries will most likely diminish the population once it’s released.”

    The bird-thing made a soft kweh in response, and N–iP01357 nearly melted.

    Three weeks before the Empire crumbled beneath a successful siege from Lucis, before it is unearthed that children were experimented on in the name of the Empire, two experiments labeled the most dangerous and deadliest escape Zegnautus Keep.

    Or: Noctis and Prompto are runaway experiments and learn, one day at a time, how to thrive.

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    Prompto stares.

    The bunny, snug on Noctis’ shoulder, stares back.

    Prompto coughs after he loses the staring contest, and edges closer into the room. He sets his camera bag on the couch and crosses his arms over his chest. “What, uh, what do ya have there, Noct? Buddy? Pal? Love of my life?”

    Noctis holds up the glossy magazine. As if there is not a living, breathing little animal currently chilling on his left shoulder. “It’s a catalog.”

    If Prompto weren’t so in love, he’d commit regicide right then and there.

    (or: the fic where noctis and prompto run away like the desperate twenty-somethings they are, live in a shitty apartment they make a home out of, and somehow end up housing half of the world on their couch.)

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    A tradition spearheaded by the Rogue Queen, the Lucis Caelum family had a reunion every three years and five months. Unless there were health complications or a war, it wouldn’t be canceled—and everyone with Lucis Caelum in their name attended. He wasn’t a Lucis Caelum—not yet, at least—but he was the Intended to the Heir of the family. That meant something, a lot of Big Somethings, to the family . . . even if they weren’t aware of it yet.

    we’re legal now, Noctis texted him, sequestered away on the other side of campus. so we’re gonna get through this reunion wasted.

    Prompto snorted. I don’t think your family will like that.

     they can suck my dick

    Please applaud. The Future King of Lucis has spoken.
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    When Noctis gains complete control over his magic, it's a pleasant surprise for him and his friends. But why is it happening? What will the price be?

    And what is that voice only Noctis hears, calling out to him from the darkest depths?

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    Prompto received the text near three in the morning. GET READY FUCKER WE’RE GOING CAMPING. For added effect, Noctis then sent four paragraphs that consisted of campfire and Chocobo emojis. Prompto wanted to throw his phone against the wall. He settled for a grumble and a glower sent at the glow of his phone.

    You hate the outdoors, Prompto replied back through sleep-heavy eyes. Also its’ like 4 AM go to bed.

     wydm I LOVE nature

    Prompto rolled his eyes and snorted. He’d give it an hour before Noctis complained about how much he despised the outdoors.

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    NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM DID U BUY ME A NEW CAMERA

    IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU IN THE PARKING LOT OF CRWOS NEST

    The camera gleamed beneath the florescent lighting of his bedroom. It was a model Prompto once looked at wistfully in some magazine a few weeks ago but moved on because not only was it an expensive model, it belonged in the hands of professional photographers—not a teen who just so happened to have a knack for capturing pretty things.

    can we fight w our mouths bc angry make-outs sound hot

    Prompto rolled his eyes so hard, he gave himself a small headache. why do people think you’re so sweet and innocent?

    it’s the lucis caelum charm

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    "“I’m telling you, he didn’t come today! Noct had some dumb prince stuff to do, which sucks because we were going to go to the arcade later-”

    A thud, the sick sound of a fist meeting bone, and the impact of something hitting a locker somewhere to Noctis’ left, and Noctis hates that his training is making him note every detail because that’s Prompto out there, getting beat up and threatened by people after him-"

    (based on https://tomiyeee.tumblr.com/post/186456906479)

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    Noctis may be fated to die, but Prompto is not about to let that happen, not without a fight.

    or: An au where Prompto is Noct's guardian angel.

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    If Prompto wants to stay Noct's new best friend, he has to pass a background check. Something Cor is more than willing to deal with. But with danger lurking in Insomnia's shadows, Cor has far more on his plate than ever before.

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    Solheim was the height of civilization long enough that their ruins were ruins over 2000 years ago, and still had the power to function in the time of the King of Light. They should've realized something was very wrong the minute Prompto remarked on the lights being on, and yet no one was home.


    Prompto didn’t notice his foot press down upon one of the circles, but he did feel the flare underneath his boot and the surprised yelp as the world lit up red around him. He had a second to shout, “Uh, guys?!” before the world tilted sideways.

    “Prompto!” Ignis shouted back, but then everything shattered not unlike the few times when Noctis decided to drag Prompto off in a warp in the past.

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