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    “What the HELL, Wade?” Peter hissed at him, his eyes wide with terror.
    “I told you I was a wanted man!” Wade whispered back, throwing exasperated hands in the air.
    “Oh, I’m sorry,” Peter’s teeth were so clenched, Wade worried they would break under the pressure. “I must’ve missed the part where you mentioned being wanted by a FUCKING SITH LORD!”
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    Or, the one where Wade is fleeing from the Empire and Peter tags along – but not without the ghost of his past following him.

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    So Peter was happy, he has a job as a photographer for the Daily Bugle, he has his three best friends and his family consists of his aunt May and The Avengers. He couldn't ask for anything more, that is until everything spirals down.

    He got fired from the Daily Bugle, aunt May got sick, the avengers have been out on a mission for the last week and he couldn't go because his teachers decided to be a good idea to all give projects at the same time and finally there have been several kidnappings occurring all over the city.

    Now Peter is having a very hard time, but maybe an ex-merc trying-to-be can solve all of his problems and maybe, just maybe, fall in love in the way.

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    Peter Parker is in a no good, very bad, terrible situation. He's being held against his will by a deranged lunatic from his past, forced into domestic scenarios that make his skin crawl, and worst of all - no one knows where he is. He needs to figure a way out of his predicament soon, and fast, before he disappears for good.

    Meanwhile, Wade Wilson is back from his job and is happy to return to his apartment in NYC where a particular red and blue hero is waiting for him. But what he gets is an eerily empty apartment, complete radio silence from Peter's family and friends, and a collection of chilling voicemails left by Peter Parker himself. Wade quickly realizes something terrible has gone down in his absence and that maybe Deadpool's job isn't finished just yet.

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    Once upon a time, Wade Wilson was a handsome man in love with the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.

    Years later, Deadpool is a not-so-handsome lunatic in love with the most beautiful man he’d ever seen...but he thinks he has zero chance with The Winter Soldier.

    What Deadpool doesn’t realize is that he isn’t the only one afraid to reveal his true self...and not all scars are on the outside.

    Update: In Chapter 6, Bucky meets an old acquaintance. (This is a superhero story, so by "meets" I really mean "fights")

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    Algunos escritos sobre mi nueva pareja Sharon Carter y Helmut Zemo.

    Las preguntas las he sacado de estos dos maravillosos blogs de tumrl. Los invitó a darles un vistazo:
    https://robertarryn.tumblr.com/post/60767016430/davos-melisandre-cecil-carlos
    https://robertarryn.tumblr.com/
    https://cielizzydefencesquad.tumblr.com/

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    “I might as well tell you what I see, based on the psych books you’ve read, before you tell me your point of view,” he snarks. “I see an orphan who’s trying to forget. To forget his dead girlfriend, his parents, his aunt and uncle, and the guilt on his shoulders that he won’t address. And so, he lashes out, and he does drugs, and he drinks, and he can’t identify his own emotions anymore because he’s been pushing them down for too long. He’s reckless with his own safety at night, and he’s reckless with how he treats his body, because at this point he’s practically given up. He doesn’t care if he lives or dies. He doesn’t try in school, because he’s bored. He knows just about everything when it comes to the real world, and he knows everything high school has to offer, but won’t apply himself to a university because he’s scared. He says he’s going to change, but he never does, because forgetting is easy. And so he’ll do anything to forget.”
    —excerpt chapter 22

    Or:
    Peter is a badass broken dude and he’s the CEO of Alexo Industries (his own tech company)

    TW: read the tags

    description change on 03/03/2021

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    Peter's starting to think they should rename Murphy's Law after him. Besides getting bitten by a radio active spider and losing everyone he's ever cared for, Peter's just lost his lab tech job and is currently squatting in a condemned building.

    And he might be delivering human organs for an organized crime ring.

    Also, he's starting to think he might have accidentally joined a sex cult.

    Oh, and did he mention he imprinted on a merciless killer in red and black pajamas?

    Honestly, the list goes on.

    A/B/O AU set five years after Thanos snapped.

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    After the events of Apocalypse, Remy Lebeau and his twin sister Josette "Joey" Lebeau arrive at the Xavier Mansion. While Remy is a natural charmer, Joey is closed off due to her past. Slowly but surely, she beings to make friends in the mansion, as well as catches the eye of another closed-off mutant, Alex Summers, still struggling with his PTSD from his tours in the Middle East. Together, they learn how to love and what it means to be in love.

    This takes place in 2021 but the characters are the same age as they would be in Apocalypse. Like just pretend the events of Apocalypse happened in 2020 and everyone is like the same age.

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    [WandaVision Spoilers]

    Welcome to WestView! In this town, anything you want becomes a reality but only by Wanda's hands, you can have everything you want - endless possibilities but it comes with a price. The price of endless happiness is bottomless depression, WestView is where all your dreams come true but always be careful what you wish for.

    Peter and Wade get themselves into a bind when they try to help Wanda but end up getting sucked into her false reality. They enter her reality and have no recollection of their lives other than the characters Wanda set them as - the lovely couple next door. It's hard to figure out your life when you change decades every week, they don't now how they got there or why it was a different decade each week. The biggest question is, when will they be able to leave?

    On the outside of WestView a team of S.W.O.R.D. agents are trying to get inside and figure out Wanda's true intentions, they tune into WandaVision to try and crack the code but it seems to be harder than they thought. Darcy, Jimmy, and Monica are determined to help Wanda and understand her but they're also trying to bring light to the corrupt Tyler Hayward.

    Welcome to the world of WestView.

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    “One, I don’t need them– I don’t want to be some sort of superhero who goes out and saves people. And two, it made me nauseous-” Peter bites.

     
    ‘who said you have to be a hero, peter parker?’

     

     

    His stomach turns at the dark nature of the words. Or maybe he’s just sick again.

    Who knows.

    “Well, I’m definitely not becoming a villain or criminal, if that’s what you’re insinuating.” Peter murmurs, a light-headed feeling swirling around his head.

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    "I died a thousand times
    I did what I had to do
    Hey, that’s just how it goes
    I’m still coming back to you"

    Peter is not a damsel, but he surely is in distress. Deadpool just wants to help a pretty boy in a cute dress.
    Mix this with a pair of overprotective dads, a bunch of snarky college students and a generouse dose of gay panic to receive a serious emotional rollerocaster.

    [Work finished despite being a part of the series. No cliffhanger ending.]

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    A short fluffy wade x peter brainrot thing I wrote at 2 am because I have insomnia.

    Peter smooches Wade the morning after because despite them dating the merc still has doubts that he's real sometimes and that he doesn't deserve Peter.

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    Itri Talleon, just a kid with some skills and good contacts.

    An old buddy of Wade Wilson who she had lost contact with after the fire at the Weapon X project's main base of operations. They meet once more years later and he pulls hr into his vigilante life

    More chapters coming

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    The Madame Witches at Magic and Magnolias are back with their most challenging match yet-- a young witch named Peter and an ancient dragon named Wade.
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    “If you want to help me, kill me.” the familiar clenched massive hands into a fist, cut claws into his palms til blood dripped down and stained the daffodils dark. “With this collar dampening my magic you might stand a chance. Kill me."

    And then broken, “Please. Madame, I’m so tired. Release me from this life."

    “I know you’re tired.” Natasha whispered. “And I’ve come to offer you redemption.”

    “No!.” he hissed. “I’m not sorry for the blood I spilled, I do not need redemption!"

    “Not redemption for your actions.” she shook her head. “Redemption for your heart. For your soul. Balance.”

    “Balance.” the dragon’s eyes flared yellow then bright white as his powers surged. “No. Don’t you dare. Don't offer me a witch.”

    “A healer, like myself. Young, innocent, fearless. He is the perfect balance to your dragon.”

    “No.”

    "Wade." Natasha held up the heavy key that would free the dragon from his collar. “I’m not giving you a choice in the matter.”

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    Mazikeen is Sam and Dean's older demonic half sister. John's first born. And the one that sold her soul for Sam's life.

    Now she's on her own, working as a bounty hunter and a mercenary.

    The fun starts when the humans actually ask for her help in stopping Loki's invasion; but problems arise when Mazikeen starts to have stirrings for the Jotun in Asgardian disguise.

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    Peter has always struggled with Deadpool's tendency for murder and violence. He hated it when it was Wade's first solution. He hated it when it was Wade's last solution. Peter had always yelled, letting his anger and frustration get the better of him. Until Wade kills not only for Spider-Man but for Peter, for Aunt May.

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    Peter doesn’t need anything preventing him from doing what he needs to do, he just needed to focus on what he needed to do and he definitely didn’t need to fall in love with a mob boss but he knows he really wants to.

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    "I'm not saying that getting cancer was a good thing, but if I didn't get it then could I have done that?"

    "Wade, you cut your hand off, that's not something to brag about."

    "You're just jealous, baby boy."

    "I'm really not."

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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