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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    The first time Weslyn sees her she’s working the corner. Wearing short denim shorts and a black crop top with a ratty backpack placed against the wall behind her. She can’t be more than 18, he’s not even sure she’s that old. He goes to mention it to Tobis but by then the car has pulled ahead. Plus they were in the middle of something.

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    36/?
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    5
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    In an alternate ending to the safe house episode, Holt doesn't show up at the library. Seamus Murphy gets his hands on Jake and Kevin.

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    3/?
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    14
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    118
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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji end up in another dark, underground place. Things are a little awkward.

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    “Not theirs,” said Integra, irate. “Ours.”

    “Ours?”

    Integra glanced over her shoulder, her gaze flittering between Anderson and Alucard.

    “A union between two others of great power.”

    Alucard’s sudden burst of laughter gave Anderson a profound sense of foreboding.

    Alucard and Anderson get married for the greater good.
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    Wen Chao's dungeons are warm and comfy. Especially when there's two of you. (Or: what if Wen Chao had been a slightly more competent - or perhaps slightly luckier - villain?)

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    Shuanghua snapped in two. Maybe the break came so easily because of the hands that did it.

    Fierce Corpse!SL intervenes in XXC's suicide; Yi City... fix-it?

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    Gardulla the Hutt didn’t actually need the Twi’leks. What did a female-identified Hutt such as herself require of a matched pair of dancing girls? Bone-beings were weak and lacked physiological resiliency as a general matter, and female Twi’leks were below average among the the near-human species. They couldn’t even be used for serious manual labor. This meant that they were, in essence, pure decoration.

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    Lyse and Alisaie get captured in Doma. Yotsuyu wants to make a point. Lyse isn't about to just sit idly by and watch.

    "I'm so sorry," Lyse says. "I know you're tough and you could kick anything's ass in a fair fight but this isn't one, and I'm not going to just watch you fight it alone."

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    Quando Sherlock e John vengono inviati sotto copertura per indagare su un caso di ricatto, viene loro richiesto più di quanto si aspettassero. A volte il modo migliore per fare progressi è spingersi semplicemente oltre.

    Dal capitolo 1: "Mi scuserò più tardi, ora stai solo al gioco, va bene?" Queste furono le ultime parole mormorate frettolosamente che John udì prima che il suo coinquilino schiacciasse le labbra più o meno contro le sue e tre uomini con i fucili irrompessero attraverso la porta. John fece un respiro allarmato dal naso mentre Sherlock lo girava leggermente, bloccando gli uomini dalla sua vista.

    Tutto sommato, pensò John, il piano di stasera per entrare nello studio del Lord non stava andando esattamente come programmato.

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    Italiano
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    McCullum has visited Pembroke twice a week for the past year. Two weeks ago, he stopped; Jonathan knows precisely why, but that doesn't make his absence more palatable.

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    In a city of vices for the supernatural, Kara Danvers is on a mission to recruit an old enemy to be an ally. She might have bitten off more than she can chew.

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    The Avengers arrive to a HYDRA facility in Sokovia hoping to retrieve Loki's stolen scepter. What was supposed to be a simple in and out mission takes a turn for the worst when during the raid Natasha is taken captive by Wolfgang von Strucker. The Baron is a twisted man who has no qualms when it comes to experimenting with prisoners, and Natasha is just what he needed for his latest project. That, and one God of Mischief.

    Or, that one fic where Natasha and Loki are taken prisoners and forced to fuck.

    Chapter 2 re-uploaded with added scenes!

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    Jack and Mac are trapped in Russia with no hope of escape, until their guard offers them an unthinkable proposition.

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    Relena could feel every hair on the back of her neck standing on end. She tried to push the panic down, but warning sounds were blaring in the back of her mind. This wasn’t Trowa. It couldn’t be. But…no, that was impossible. Or was it? She knew cloning was possible, it just wasn’t all that common these days. Nor was it legal, and that was something ESUN was currently grappling with. The idea that someone had cloned a former Gundam Pilot…that thought was truly terrifying.

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    What happened?” Tony rasps, coughing slightly. The woman briefly leans over him to pour him a glass of water; Tony sniffs, surreptitious. Alpha.

     

    “Gone,” the woman says, blisteringly efficient, signing the sheet in front of her. “Fifty percent of all life, give or take.” She frowns, flips through Tony’s file. “Your bloodwork says you’re omega.”

     

    Tony shakes his head, distracted. “I don’t identify,” he says, unable to comprehend the scale. “I’ve always been male-presenting. I – don’t understand, is it fifty percent of humans, or fifty percent of – “

     

    “You have to, now,” the woman says pointedly, stamping his file in red. “It’s the law.”

     

    Otherwise known as, what the world would do if 50% of it's population disappeared overnight.

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    He forgets his idle mask sometimes. He wears the mask of Death with the knowledge, that the moment it breaks, Death will take him too.

    Until fate turns and he understands that this mask doesn't matter anymore, not when you're a dead man walking, anyway.

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    5/?
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    12
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    The Death God demanded a high toll in order for Aster Potter to protect those that she loves most, but is the cost too high? Torn between the person she was and who she is now, Aster is caught in a freefall with no way to stop herself. Hatake Kakashi is a man consumed by tragedy, and the weight of ghosts rest on his shoulders. But not all ghosts are buried in his memories as he will soon learn. Will they be swallowed by the growing darkness, or can they change the tide of their fates?

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    1/?
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    10
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    In the final showdown on Exegol, Palpatine enacts his plan to subsume the Skywalker bloodline and produce the ultimate heir.

    Ben tries to resist. He really, really does.

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    Harry never imagined that he'd find himself cooperating with Voldemort, but that was before the two of them were locked in a room without their magic and ordered to have sex by a very angry mirror.

    (Or: a crack-y f*ck-or-die fic that grew feelings and a plot. Takes place early in Deathly Hallows.)

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    6/?
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    1665
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