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    Victor and Chris decided to open a classy cafe and for a year now a beautiful human has been coming regularly and Victor is smitten. How will this work out? How will Victor handle his first relationship with a human?

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    [DabiHawks| Slice of life| EndHawks!OneSide|Implicito riferimento alla Teoria Dabi è Touya ]
    “Non me la ricordo neanche l’ultima fottuta grigliata che ho fatto” aveva sorprendentemente confessato, lasciando Hawks stordito.
    Non era una cosa intima, se ne rendeva conto, ma era qualcosa di più di quanto fosse stato fino a quel momento.
    Era qualcosa che esulava da Dabi, criminale suo obiettivo, era qualcosa più intimo.
    “Come nella Lega non fate barbecue? Penso che i miei propositi di unirmi a voi dovrebbero essere rivalutati” aveva confessato con un tono sornione.
    Forse aveva esagerato.

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    In this story you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships including Sapphire's strange magical properties, my other-worldly threats & getting up on some kind of time, the scariest threat of them all... numerous characters will be joining them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: some of the tags will be just for the referencing purposes but I might include a characters here and there if you want me to.

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    It's one of those fics where I ship the Reader with Bobby because it be like that. Enjoy~

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    In an Alternate Universe where no Alices and that complicated stuff exists, Narumi, their home room teacher decides to make a group chat for the class to take part in because why not?

    Modern Au

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    The Joker blackmails Bruce Wayne into a relationship with him after discovering an interesting secret about the billionaire playboy. . .

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    [11.50] Once again, I don't believe I am the person you were intending to text.

    [11.52] Unless by "old times", you mean last night when you drunk texted my number. In which case: No hard feelings, Tetsurou, you don't have to take me out for coffee to make things right.

    ;

    (don't drink and text, kids.)

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    The Bakusquad plays a simple and non-harmless game of Cards Against Humanity, what could go wrong?

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    After they killed pennywise Richie carries Eddie outside not wanting to leave him in that cursed place. He is brought into the hospital. Join the Losers, especially Richie and Eddie, as they start to get better and start to heal.

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    College AU - Art Student Matthew and Media/Film Student Gilbert
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    Matthew likes art. It gives him expression when his quiet voice gets lost in the seas of attention-hungry students at Himaruya Academy. Art seems safe yet teetering just on the edge of questionable and provocative at times. In a way that could summarise his experience with Gilbert: Enough danger and uncertainty to keep his social life turning without feeling the discomfort. He likes art...He also really...really likes Gilbert.

    Gilbert is - to be honest - a self-proclaimed media genius (He's not wrong, he is pretty damn good at the course), He likes to create discussion and create thought-provoking pieces of music and film. At the same time, while he may have built his legacy in Media he has yet to build a sense of legacy and certainty with himself. Cue the smoking, drinking and late night 'rendezvous' and indulgent one night stands...it's the high point of college right. That was a while ago now. It’s already a year into the semester and Gil needs to start saving money instead of partying. He's not lost- not fearful? Why does he not feel lost anymore when there's that blonde birdie looking his way?

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    When Richie sits down beside Eddie at their company's First Aid course, he thinks, oh, he's a little cute. Cute in the way a forty year old man can be, which turns out to be a lot. Probably not that hot, but hot in the kind of way someone is when you've known them for years and years, when you’ve kind of forgotten what they look like because they’re just them, you know?

    Eddie is a forty year old man whose wife is his best friend (which probably wouldn’t be so bad if she weren’t also his only friend), so he’s just excited he’s found someone new to hang out with. But when Myra suggests that maybe Richie doesn’t want to be just friends, he finds himself

    (confused scared happy what the fuck)

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    The androids of the manor are tasked with putting up the exterior Christmas lights, and things get a tad out of hand.

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    When Emperors start having weird dreams about you being the Hero and saving everyone by 'closing shut the jaws of Oblivion'- whatever that's supposed to mean-, and finding said Emperor's bastard son, things go from bad to worse quickly, especially if you've been thrown into a world where literal gates of Hell are opening up.

    Between fighting evil cultists and demon lords, doing mundane tasks for peasants, avoiding the authorities like it's Les Misèrables, getting help from all sorts of lunatics with questionable backgrounds and moral standings, such as a very inconvenient but inhumanly handsome Nerevarine, the old Eternal Champion who is fueled basically by revenge and sweetrolls, a horse that's as smart as your average tax collector and the only Bosmer in Tamriel who can't shoot, Amaya can hardly keep up with the impossible quest ahead of her- let alone the little sanity she had to begin with.

    Join our inelegant protagonist in her awkward adventure while she tries not to get killed before she can get it on with- I mean- save the last heir to the Septim throne. Of course, it's easier said than done.

    And to think all this mess started with Sheogorath being bored.

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    It's a normal day in the apartment 221b Baker Street, but when Sherlock takes a look at the contents of the fridge he suddenly finds something strange - mushrooms! And what else could these mushrooms be if not the notorious magic mushrooms?

    So he decides to test the effects on John, Mycroft and Craig Lestrade, inviting them for dinner. However, the results of his experiment are much more baffling than he could ever have imagined.

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    Modern Girl falls into Thedas (yawn). Except this one doesn't know who Solas truly is, has no bad ass training to make herself useful, and may or may not have very poor humor. She still tries to find ways of helping while also weirding out nearly everyone.

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    "Do you remember what you did to Gordon when he investigated Kristen Kringle's disappearance?"
    Ed nodded; he would never forget his first steps on the way to becoming the Riddler.
    "I want you to do something similar to me this time."
    "You want me to frame you for a murder?" Even saying that out loud seemed preposterous.
    "Yes. And after today I know just the right pawn to remove from our game."

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    An entirely canon-compliant version of what happened to Penguin and Riddler during the six months after the fight with Bane, explaining what led to their imprisonment and how they spent ten years before the Batman arrived.

    I refuse to believe that such powerful super-villains just sat still for a decade and did nothing to escape or turn the imprisonment into an advantage. Gotham didn't pause for ten years waiting for Bruce Wayne, and I'd like to describe some scenes that I suppose could've happened during that time.

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    Rich, angsty space husbands. Ten years after the battle for Meridian, tensions between Kadara and the Initiative threaten to boil over at any moment. When Scott loses his position as Pathfinder, in part due to his relationship with Reyes, he realizes he doesn't actually know who he is without the title.

    A booster rocket rumbles over their apartment, trajectory locked on some deadweight ship in orbit. Whether it will push it home or further out into space is anybody's guess.

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    Hannah and Beth Washington go missing from their family's lodge after a pretty terrible prank their friends pull. When they STAY missing, things get really complicated really fast--particularly for their brother Josh. It's hard to find comfort from your friends when they're the ones you blame most for your pain. Grief, grudges, and growing up all have their own effect on friendships, but just because a relationship is changing...well, it doesn't always mean it's changing for the best.

    A character study meant to examine the relationships between Josh, Chris, Ash, and Sam, spanning from the night the twins went missing, to the aftermath of when they were found a year later.

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    The moment Richie's family moved out of Derry all the memories he always thought would be with him forever started to fade. By the time Richie moved to California in order to pursue his dreamed career he didn't even know a town called Derry existed. The word 'loser' became just an insult, 'beep-beep' was just a sound, and 'clown' was the reminder of what he didn't want to become. He worked hard to get where he wanted, and now he was down the road to real success. He had everything he could ever want or at least knew how to get it.

    Or maybe not.

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    pipes: brain cell coming through
    irisbest: can you believe hartley admits to having no braincells
    babybibibi: honestly shook
    pipes: ‘tis a meme
    oliverqueer: great cisco ruined hartley
    transco: it’s an honor

    (The new semester brings us development at VERDANT, new members of the uni club and revelations on all sides. But most importantly: Will Joe rethink the family he built himself?)

    Takes place April - July 2018.

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    29/?
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