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    "So," said Gudako, leaning over Romani's shoulder, "are you a Solomon fan or a Solomon fan?"

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    "All packed up!" the post says, with Wei Ying's profile picture and attached photo of several cardboard boxes, taped all over and signed 'Books', 'Clothes', and 'Diff.Shit' in Wei Ying's messy handwriting. "PS looking for a place in Chang'an to stay for a while!"

    Below, Jiang Cheng has posted a stuck-out-tongue emoji; Wei Ying has answered with an emphatic 'no' and a paragraph of complaining about his 'mangy mutts' and 'damn fleabags'. Is he moving to Chang'an?

    "I have a room." Lan Wangji is a quick typer, and the post is barely an hour old without any other comments, but he still fears somebody will outpace him, offer Wei Ying a place to stay first. "Need a neighbor. If you don't mind the rabbits."

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    7/30
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    Goku may have messed with time a bit after Future Trunks' visit. Worried that Trunks will not be born in this timeline, Goku, Chi Chi, and Piccolo work together to make sure Bulma and Vegeta hookup!

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    5/?
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    15
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    College students Poe Dameron and Al Cody are sensitive nice guys. Their twin brothers, Llewyn Davis and Kylo Ren, are "loveproof" jerks. When Al and Kylo's cousin Rey arranges a blind date for both sets of twins in order to set up Poe and Al, they make a perfect couple. . . except they've both already fallen for each other's twin.

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    6/?
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    Expectations - "I look at him, and he looks at me, and then our eyes meet, and we just... Stare at each other while forgetting the world around us."

    Reality - "WHY WON'T HE LOOK AT ME?!"

    OR, a collection of Magnus Bane's ingenious schemes to get Alec Lightwood to fall in love with him, and how they all go wrong. Sometimes, they go right.

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    19/?
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    Life is hard, especially when you and your lesbian friend both pine for two certain Blade members ten light-years away.

    Thank God you both have the genius idea to play matchmaker for each other.

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    3/5
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    So here's the thing: Merle Dixon is dead as fuck. And as it turns out, Beth Greene is the only one who can see or hear him. Which is weird considering she's never met or even heard of this guy, let alone anyone with the last name Dixon. That's her first problem.

    The second problem? Merle won't leave her alone. He insists that he will literally haunt her entire family if she doesn't help him resolve some kind of weird conflict concerning his death. And for some reason it concerns his brother, too. So Beth has no choice but to confront and try to convince the living - and extremely stubborn - Daryl Dixon to not only believe her, but also help her.

    Admittedly, she has no idea what she's getting herself into. And who could? A fake psychic's cryptic advice, a bunch of brotherly angst, a mysterious Swamp Witch, a deal with a demon, a battle against time for the fate of two souls, and a shit ton of repressed childhood trauma. Oh, and on top of all that... the relentless Merle Dixon and his ever enlightening commentary.

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    Sou never liked perfect Miss Sara Chidouin, and he was sure the sentiment was mutual—until a covert proposition from her throws everything into question.

    ***

    Chapter 15 Update: Sou wakes up in bed with the enemy, and the second Main Game has already begun.

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    15/?
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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single doctor with an ambition must be in want of a rich aristocratic spouse to sponsor him.

    Luckily for Doctor Solo a mysterious lady from a matchmaking service knows just the right person.

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    7/15
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    Mokuba Kaiba is determined to find his brother someone to love... or at least someone to date. Someone who can distract him from his work and inspire him to take better care of himself.

    It's not an easy task, so Mokuba decides that he needs the help of his best friend.

    You want nothing to do with that plan. It's dumb, and silly, and doomed to fail...

    ...and your heart breaks every time you think of Seto Kaiba falling in love with someone else.

    Seto Kaiba/Reader
    (Embrace the cliche of a romantic comedy with me~)

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    4/?
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    In a terrible twist of fate, Karasuma Tadaomi finds himself coerced into a date with Kunugigaoka's Principal Gakuhou Asano, at the mercy of Irina and said principal's son. Years of academy training has never prepared him for this.


    “I can’t believe you chose a black suit, of all things,” Gakushuu Asano is lamenting as he thumbs through his phone. “That’s so boring.”

    Tadaomi makes an offended noise. “It’s my favorite color.”

    “Boring,” Asano repeats, rolling his eyes. “That’s okay, my father is boring too. You’ll make a great couple.”

    “I will not. Be dating. The. Principal."

    “Not yet,” Irina says. Tadaomi glares at her.

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    Fake Priest AU. In the midst of the Mexican Revolution, Santa Cecilia is still a relatively safe place; all a young orphan named Miguel has to worry about is how to get novices Héctor and Imelda to switch their religious vows for wedding vows before it's too late. He's not having much success until he finds an unlikely ally in their new parish priest.

    Fine, so Padre Ernesto is a really odd priest, and the army-issued pistol he carries is more than slightly worrying. But he agrees that Héctor and Imelda would be wasted on religious life, and Miguel will take all the help he can get.
    It's either the best idea he's ever had, or the worst.

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    Good things happen to good people. The universe makes sure of it.

    Hongbin is a karmic officer, a sort-of angel whose job is to give good fate to people who deserve it. His newest case is Kim Wonshik, a gentle-hearted composer in need of a relationship. Enter Taekwoon, the perfect match for Wonshik. Sure Taekwoon already has a boyfriend, but that's no problem at all.

    The problem is Hongbin might be falling for his own case.

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    24/?
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    It was widely known across the whole Private High School of the Golden Core that Teacher Wei Wuxian and Teacher Lan Wangji had feelings of the more than friendlier persuasion towards each other. However, both were too stubborn and too thick headed to make the first move. Every year the new students of the high school would hear the tale of two men being stuck in eternal circle of friend-zone they’ve brought upon themselves passed on from older students. It’s main intent was to remember about being careful what they said, about whom and in whose presence. Also as a cautionary tale against not confronting one’s feelings for another person before leaving the school.

    ........................

    aka, the Junior Squad decides to play a matchmaker to the most oblivious men on this planet - their high school teachers.

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    “Can you imagine Lan Wangji riding a motorcycle?” Jin Ling asks. The three of them stare at each other in dead silence. Sizhui shivers. The thought of the ever-stoic Lan Wangji on a motorcycle, complete with a helmet and leather jacket makes the hairs on the back of Jin Ling’s neck prickle.

    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are, amazingly enough, not together yet despite the loads of sexual tension between them. Fortunately for Lan Jingyi, this means he can play matchmaker. Unfortunately for Jin Ling, this means he's somehow roped into godawful plans.

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    1/1
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    65
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    The Good: While skinny-dipping after completing his school-mandated community service, Brad meets an incredibly good-looking guy in the woods (and his behemoth best friend) and instantly falls for him.

    The Bad: Said incredibly good-looking guy is actually interested in Brad's best friend.

    The Plan: Brad's a bro, so he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure his friend gets together with this incredibly good-looking guy, no matter how much it hurts.

    Or, the one where Brad thinks Patrice is in love with Charlie, so he's determined to bring them together, even if doing that makes him feel like he's dying inside.

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    Stand alone drabbles filling Whumptober prompts for Jon & Martin! Some gen, some established. See individual chapters for warnings.

    day twenty-six: abandoned

    Because, whatever the reason, Jon had done it. For him.

    So, he won’t abandon him now.

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    26/31
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    Trying his best to redeem his old friendship with Evan, Jared plays cupid with a few of his friends.

    P.S. Jared sucks at playing cupid

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    5/?
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    What To Do When Two of Your Professors Are Hopelessly in Love With Each Other: an instruction manual by Adam Young (featuring Pepper Moonchild because someone has to be the voice of reason here).

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    In which the horrible goose fills in for the matchmaking goose.

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    1/1
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    1
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    18
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    69
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    3
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    417

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