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    Metal Bat needs to mate with someone. This much Zenko knows, so she decided to get him a date with the greatest alpha alive: Amai Mask!

    With family tradition and her brother’s undying love on her side, everything should go perfectly. That is, until she wakes up in her room alone one night to the sight of a self proclaimed human monster with silver hair and golden eyes greeting her smoothly, “We need to talk.”

    Looks like things won’t go as perfectly as she had hoped then.

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    Eli and Naz (our oc's) try to macthmake which doesn't go as planned.

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    Jeongguk and Taehyung were occasionally hooking up when they were younger, but two years ago they just stopped. Now BTS is on a break and they have lots of free time and the other members think it’s a perfect time to get them together because they are sure the two youngest members have feelings for each other. But when it comes to the Bangtan boys, all you can expect is chaos, especially when texting and spying is involved.

    Note: A blend of normal story-telling and a texting fic.

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    Life is difficult when your agency has your group under a dating ban.  Because let's be realistic:  It doesn't mean you're not going to date.  You're just going to have to be smarter about it.  And if you're not straight, you have to be even smarter than that.

    As if all that wasn't hard enough, what do you do when you've found the girl of your gay dreams but you can't tell whether or not she's gay?  How do you handle it if she's a member of your group and you have to do skinships with her every day?  Can you figure out a solution before you explode?

    This is the situation Weki Meki's Sei finds herself in when she falls for Lucy, the group's maknae.

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    It's a normal Tuesday night when Donghyuck shows up at Jaehyun's front door, his old leather jacket hanging off his shoulders and that classic grin tugging the corner of his lips, and asks Jaehyun to marry him.

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    you’ve been working your ass off for that promotion, but here comes your boss with his new brilliant addition to the team and just gives him the job straight away

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    Lwaxana Troi's ability to detect emotions gets her into trouble with Garak when she mistakes his lunch with Julian for a romantic date. But when she realizes that's what they both want anyway, she decides it is her duty to Meddle.

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    Life was easier for Apollo Justice back in ancient times when he was worshipped as the god of the sun, truth, justice, and music. Unfortunately those days are over, and he's just a poor, lowly defense attorney, trying to use the now sad remnants of his once awesome power to fight the Dark Age of the Law.

    Things are different for Klavier Gavin, previously known as Cupid, the god of love and lust. His powers haven't become quite as weak as many of the other gods', but they come with their own set of burdens. Honestly, he just wishes he could be rid of them. Upon hearing this, Apollo comes up with a suggestion that might just benefit them both: what if they swapped powers? And if Apollo is going to gain the ability to spread love wherever he goes, he may as well find someone for Klavier so he can finally stop looking so sad and lonely every time he smiles. It's the perfect plan... in theory.

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    Jin Ling's foolproof steps to Making My Third-Favorite Uncle Stop Being Stupid And Start Dating Lan Wangji (no, we are NOT calling it The Uncle Trap):

    1. Trick them into romantic dinners (don't forget to add candles for ambiance!)
    2. Send them on a horse-drawn carriage in Central Park (find the least-stinky horse)
    3. Hire a live band to serenade them (may require ambush)
    4. Pretend to fall in love with my friend (use it as an excuse for all the romantic stuff)
    5. Actually fall in love with my friend (make sure he--wait, what????)

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    "Hi My Name's Caden Winchester
    My Dad, Dean has died over 100 and something times, yet he's still fucking kicking.
    My other Dad, Castiel is an actual Angel or some shit and my uncle Sammy has been to hell!
    Oh yeah, plus they hunt monsters. You know, Demons, ghosts, shapeshifters, and all that.
    My necklace is actually made of Vampire's teeth and my earrings are demon's blood!
    Want to be my friend?"

    "Well...That's one way to make an impression"
    ______________________________________________
    Meet Caden Jo Winchester
    Just your everyday normal teen
    Or, As normal as you can be when you're a Winchester.
    Read Caden's story of his imperfect balance of being a hunter and being hunted all while trying to be a normal highschooler.

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    So here's the thing: Merle Dixon is dead as fuck. And as it turns out, Beth Greene is the only one who can see or hear him. Which is weird considering she's never met or even heard of this guy, let alone anyone with the last name Dixon. That's her first problem.

    The second problem? Merle won't leave her alone. He insists that he will literally haunt her entire family if she doesn't help him resolve some kind of weird conflict concerning his death. And for some reason it concerns his brother, too. So Beth has no choice but to confront and try to convince the living—and extremely stubborn—Daryl Dixon to not only believe her, but also help her.

    Admittedly, she has no idea what she's getting herself into. And who could? A fake psychic's cryptic advice, a bunch of brotherly angst, a mysterious Swamp Witch, a deal with a demon, a battle against time for the fate of two souls, and a shit ton of repressed childhood trauma. Oh, and on top of all that... the relentless Merle Dixon and his ever enlightening commentary.

    Moonshine Awards 2019 First Place Winner for Best Humor!

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    It hadn’t occurred to him that they would end up dating. If he thought about it for just a second too long, he probably could have seen it coming. But he didn’t. He had other things. And the besties becoming besties, bestie triangle finally completed satisfied him so much that he honestly didn’t think it would go any farther.But he really should have thought about it, because they were anything but subtle.

      The one where Bokuto and Kenma date without realizing it. Kuroo is a completely unbiased third party who simply assumed that they had their shit together.
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    A misunderstanding leads to Julie asking Luke to be her date to Homecoming, and Alex and Reggie decide it's a perfect time to play matchmaker...with mixed results.

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    It's what the title said. I have plot bunnies who need a good home where they won't be left to collect dust.

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    Fake Priest AU. In the midst of the Mexican Revolution, Santa Cecilia is still a relatively safe place; all a young orphan named Miguel has to worry about is how to get novices Héctor and Imelda to switch their religious vows for wedding vows before it's too late. He's not having much success until he finds an unlikely ally in their new parish priest.

    Fine, so Padre Ernesto is a really odd priest, and the army-issued pistol he carries is more than slightly worrying. But he agrees that Héctor and Imelda would be wasted on religious life, and Miguel will take all the help he can get.
    It's either the best idea he's ever had, or the worst.

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    "I can't believe you don't see it! Just ask Yoongi! I'm pretty sure he's one more 'You’re so handsome, Hoshikie-hyung,’ away from smashing the both of their faces together like he did that one time on Rookie King. Honestly. Idiots, the both of them. 'Taehyungie, come sit on hyung’s lap!' 'Hoseokie-hyung, I love you!' 'Hyung, sleep with me again tonight?’ God!" Seokjin groaned and rubbed fiercely at his temples. He could practically feel a headache coming on. He'd been getting a lot of them recently. Gee, I wonder why, Seokjin thought seethingly. "Even Yoongi and Jiminie aren't this bad, and they make breakfast for each other, for God’s sake!”

    --

    Or, the one where Taehyung tries to woo Hoseok and fails pathetically, because Hoseok doesn't need wooing. Taehyung already has his heart.

    Too bad neither of them seem to get the memo. This is where Bangtan come in.

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    It's Geralt's birthday so naturally, a week must be spent celebrating such an event, with all the friends and companions he's racked up over the years (regardless of any previous rivalry).
    Roche and Iorveth are not surprised to meet each other there, but the realisation that they missed each other is a little more than disturbing for the two. So they silently decide to keep out of each other's way. Unfortunately, Dandelion has, once again, stuck his nose where it does not belong and with the help from a very unwilling witcher, plans on setting them up.

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    Sam just wants to help, but...

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    Charlotte Magne stumbles upon a peculiar discussion about her business partner. She listens intently, processing the bizarre activity of her peers before the spot light blasts at her. Slowly getting into this flicker of passion, she soon realizes the project involves keeping yet another secret from Alastor...

    [Author is facing a crisis. Chapters most likely will come out very late]

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    Easy, I thought, like the idiot I still was. Open a bakery and try not to die (again). Seemed pretty simple...until you factor in that I, a civilian, have the last Big Cat Summon. And Ino, Shika and Chouji think I'm their nee-chan.
    ...I didn't think to factor in the overwhelming force of Shisui's puppy eyes either.

    Some - rather large - oversights then.

    SI/OC Patissier and Baker...."What do you mean you don't know what fucking caramel is?!"

     

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    Okay, I'll admit seeing my new dad's Hitai-ate was a massive kick in the (thankfully metaphorical) balls. Sorry, but I don't kill people! AKA an SI/OC fic where the girl is more concerned with the alarming lack of pastries...and appropriate female role models...and adopting misfits and cinnamon rolls...err, oops? At least, I get to troll people!

     

    UPDATE: This work is unfinished and will remain so. A rewrite, including nonessential plot points, is currently in the works until the title "Let Them Eat Cake", the first in this series.

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