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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can go to Acme Looniversity where he meets Buster, Babs, and Plucky.

    Look inside for more details.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,676
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    480
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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,065
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Collections:
    7
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    681
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    14299
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    Tobin and Mckenzie are flirting again.

    Gross.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    Skyroad and Wheeljoint work hard to keep their defenses up during the day, but after the work cycle is over and the door is triple locked, they can be as sweet as they want to each other.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    580
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    5
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    I was down for the first night
    And I'm down for a second try
    When you touch me, I wanna fly
    I'm so down for you all the time

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    534
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    60
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    At last, the sexy stranger from the dating app that he'd been talking to for days decided to finally send Clay a real selfie.

    But, to his horrified surprise, when he opened it, he was met with a familiar face.

    The face of George.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,081
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    2744
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    Red. It's usually associated with love, passion, fate tying two souls together in an unbreakable bond. Zhongli meets a stranger one day at a park and suddenly, the color has a whole new meaning to him.

    A red scarf. Red hair. Blushing red cheeks.

    All things that remind him of the mysterious man he meets at the park—Childe Tartaglia.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,736
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    944
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    Lance gets poisoned with a love potion for keith only it doesn't last. Rather than letting the oh so perfect opportunity go to waste, Lance uses it to his advantage to flirt with Keith. It doesn’t have to mean anything, there’s no consequences Keith doesn’t have to know the potion wore off.

    Of course, like always with Lance’s plans consequences return to bite him right in the ass… or rather even worse the feels.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,022
    Chapters:
    3/11
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    568
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    A one-shot where Jungkook drank a lot of Soju while Taehyung was gone at work.

    Oh...how fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    35
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    Kenma's relaxing day turns interesting when Kuroo shows up.

     

    Wherein, Kuroo uses a bunch of pick up lines to get Kenma's attention

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    678
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    269
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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,089
    Chapters:
    29/200
    Comments:
    984
    Kudos:
    4032
    Bookmarks:
    383
    Hits:
    104075
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    He sighs and leans back, taking a swig of his drink. The movement has Tops glancing over at him curiously, and Win gives him a friendly smile.

    But he’s also unable to resist wedging his bottle between his knees before stretching his arms above his head, and his smile grows even wider when Tops’s gaze darts up to the shift of muscle.

    Nice.

    Or: Dome brings a pretty boy with him to the party. Win can't help but flirt (because damn is the boy pretty).
    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,012
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    44
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    An assortment of characters from the 1992 movie answer a series of (mostly) unconnected questions. Dialogue only (but not dialect). Everybody loves Bumlets (but nobody takes his advice).

    Boots begins the tour by explaining how the residents of the Newsboys Lodging House get along so well. (Spoiler: they don't.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,214
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    19
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    沒有人能預測得到下一秒會發生什麼事,而那麼不巧的,意外也不會提前通知你。就在經過那一段十字路口,另一條路上的貨車因路上打滑剎車不及,從旁撞上了布萊特的保姆車。

    「梅塔贏!戴醫生跟你說過了吧?病人由你來照顧」

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    18,895
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1145
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    Prophecy Guide almost believes his season will go off without a hitch. Almost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,439
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    68
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    “Hello? Miss, are you ok?” Lena said, looking concerned at Kara’s apparent lack of motor skills.

    “Yup! Yep! I’m fine. Just fine. I’m great in fact. Wonderful. How are you Lena?” Kara managed to stutter out, but she thinks that she did pretty good considering the fact that she was talking to Lena. Lena who was still as beautiful as ever, if not more.

    Coffee Shop and Bad Pickup Lines!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,346
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    701
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    Buck has known he was in love with Eddie for months and he can't stand it any more. So he decides to do something about it.

    "I really wanted to bang something. Do you have any suggestions?"

    So it wasn't his best plan ever but it was a start.

    Meanwhile Eddie is starting to...notice things about Buck (namely that he is attractive and maybe the best relationship he's ever had). But that doesn't mean he's hopelessly in love with him... right?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,288
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2190
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    Seokjin is more than excited to be a part of Jeongguk and Namjoon's tropical destination wedding. The only problem? His ex-best friend, Jung Hoseok, is Namjoon's best man. Seokjin doesn't know if he'll survive a whole two weeks of having to deal with Hoseok's attitude, but maybe that isn't the only reason at all.

    Prompt: Seokjin and Hoseok grew up together as close childhood friends until a high school rumour split them apart. Now, years later, they are reunited for the first time as members of a mutual friend's wedding party! They've never resolved their fight from high school, but we all know that weddings bring out the best - and worst - in people.

    friends to enemies to lovers!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,642
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    140
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    If it wasn’t for the money, Sans would have thrown Grillby’s best customer out the window the day they had the misfortune of meeting.

    Mob Kustard | Slowburn | Pre-Relationship

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,213
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    468
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    Your thirteen-year marriage to a work-a-holic husband ended when he replaced your loyalty with a nubile little teenage waif. You returned home to Niigata to work your family's seaside snack shack and lick your wounds. Like something out a novel, a chance encounter with a handsome stranger seemed to turn the page to a new chapter in your life. However, what started as a summer romance begins to look more and more like a horror story with each passing day.

    Pre-series timeline: All For One X Reader

    Updates every other week starting May 2021 through July 2021.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    149,182
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    701
    Kudos:
    823
    Bookmarks:
    159
    Hits:
    32866

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