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    Gotham notorious villains' kids are lose on the streets, going to school, trying to love and live double life with out getting caught like there parents.

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    10/?
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    Weird collection of SVSSS ficlets that apparently my brain feels more important to do than studying!✨✨
    Maybe I'll post some drawings too!
    Enjoy! ✌(。・ω・。)

    1. SJ formed his golden core a wee bit early.
    Meaning: It's Shota Shizun time!
    2. Shota!Shizun part 2
    3. Closet fudanshi SJ!
    4. BAMF (and somewhat OP!) SJ with friends✨
    5. Pokémon!AU *there's a link to the drawings on twitter! *
    6. Pokémon!AU part 2! (may contains QiJiuLiu) :)
    7. You know what? Let's do some A/B/O! AU (NSFW tho)
    8. Buzzfeed!AU ☕🍿(MoShang) (BingYuan) & (QiJiuLiu)
    9. Cucumberplane! 🥒✈️

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    9/?
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    With just a year to live, Dean meets Lou Smith. The way she smiles makes his heart skip a beat, and the closer he comes to the end, the more he's drawn in by her presence. As Dean faces down hell hounds, Lou offers him comfort and possibly a way to stay out of hell.
    Part 1 of 3

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    12/?
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    26
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    Being the manservant of a Crown-Prince was not an easy task. It involved washing his clothes, polishing his armour, mucking out the stables, cleaning his chambers, helping him dress up, seeing him naked every day, bathing him, fending off his sexual advances, and so much more. . .
    Did I mention fending off his sexual advances?
    Just checking.

    Series
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    18,780
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Collections:
    10
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    281
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    39
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    We take a look inside Akko's mind as she meets Diana for the first time.

    "Lesbian brain: ACTIVATE!
    wait n-
    Pretty girl oh my god prettyprettyprettyprettyprettyprettypretty-"

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    1/1
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    16
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    97
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    6
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    Young Roy Keane is the newly appointed captain of Manchester United. The week before preseason, he has a one night stand with an alpha he will never see again.

    He is very, very wrong.

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    1/1
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    After Ketch saved Gabriel from Asmodeus he was messed up. So was Sam after seeing the long lost angel who he believed to be dead. But will Sam be prepared for all the bad pick-up lines?

    Quotes from the story:
    "He helped the other into the bathtub and got his hair wet. As he started to apply shampoo to his hair he noticed how Gabriel looked at him."

    "The archangel knew that most of those lights were offices where no one lived. But he didn't say anything he was just happy and calm. He then leaned against the other and for just a moment time stopped."

    "'I got so scared when I heard your prayer. My father, are you alright?' He cupped Sam's face in his hands."

    "Gabriel put his one hand on the other's cheek and gently brushed it with his thumb. He then kissed him again."

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    53,735
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    21
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    Second Draft, for anyone just starting to read this story wait for this one to update as this is going to be my more polished version.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    Five times Whiskey led Will to regretful sex decisions and the one time it didn't.

    A short explorations of Will Graham's sexual adventures involving whiskey.

    Done for Fannibal Fest's Whiskey Bottom Will challenge

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    105
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    When Tobias wants to find a boyfriend, a certain glitchy cyclops catches his eye.

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    6,840
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Yuta has a problem. He just can't keep his mouth shut.

    The worst part is, he's completely in love with Sicheng and can't seem to say anything but bad-pick up lines when he's right there being all gorgeous and amazing. Yuta just can't handle it.

    So, when they end up forced alone together (thanks to Nosy-Johnny) Yuta can only hope he can keep his words few and his embarrassment nonexistent.

    Of course, he's never been that lucky.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    used to be called “ephemeral patience”

    —————

    Careful.

    Even salt looks like sugar.

    -

    “You always smile like you’re about to cry.”

    (Y/N). A curious thing they were. Maybe a little bit too much curiosity for their small body to handle.

    They had many fears, such as the most irrational things the narrator would prefer not to talk about.

    But, a fear of losing people you feel passion for isn’t irrational.

    Yet, who did they lose?

    —————

    old summary

    "Patience is a virtue." They said.

    Perhaps "ephemeral" wasn't the right word for "patience" as both were the complete opposites. For patience is to withstand, unwavering while the latter, ephemeral, meant lasting for a short amount of time.

    It would be impossible to find something that fits this description.

    Or was it?

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
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    64
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    14
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    brett was a single dad, dating eddy chen who loves his son as if he's his own child. though brett was a protective father, eddy managed to persuade him to let his son play with him outside the house.

    eddy knew he was fucked when he lost the kid.

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    2,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    13
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    A collection of short Shieldshock prompts I've written.

    None of these are connected unless otherwise noted.

    I'll mark explicit prompts with an *.

    First chapter is the table of contents.

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    37,390
    Chapters:
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    Request are fine! You can do so here or on my tumblr (the same name)! I'm open to whatever too, as long as its not something super unethical that I'm writing about.

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    20,205
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    29
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    225
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    10
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    “Did it hurt?” Yamagata asks again, touching his face, his arms, helping him on his feet.
    Tsutomu’s brain goes on a strike; the only things on his mind currently are the great teachings of his reliable senpai, Tendou Satori.
    “When I fell from heaven?” he asks, parroting the pick-up line he learned almost fourteen minutes ago, smiling giddily at Yamagata.

    Language:
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    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    Basically, sometimes, at 3AM, I get bored. As a stupid little insomniac, I enjoy spending this time doing jack-squat.

    So why not take some requests?

    I figured hey... I need practice or whatever. I should see what the people want.

    So just... click in to see my rules.

    OH! If you want Shuichi x Kokichi, Hajime x Nagito, or Byakuya x Makoto, don't bother asking. Those pairings get enough fics. Lets give the others a shot.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    235
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    After Stiles finds out about Derek's excellent Spanish skills, he sets his mind to learning Spanish. Shenanigans ensue and extremely bad pick-up lines are used.

    The question is: Are we sure they don't work on Derek?

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    2,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1415
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    Shenanigans became the weekend theme when the prankster Hana joined the gang. As Kurama's eyes set on her, all tricks were pulled out of the hat however she had some cards up her sleeves as well as a sharp tongue. As the pits of Demon World unleash a secret bound to shake all worlds, the human psychics are forced into more than just paper work for relocated demons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163,364
    Chapters:
    61/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1344
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    In which Jongin tries to win over stoic Sehun with bad pick-up lines.

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    5,569
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    48
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    195
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1482

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