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    All of Izuku's suffering, was basically all for nothing. His quirk was just late, and some fucking quirk it is.

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    There have been reports of recent Sith activity at a long abandoned temple. Locals are reporting repair work being done on the outside, as well as dozens of Sith fighters and troops in the area.

    The Jedi Council have long known of this Temple to the Dark Side, and are now sending Sharya Moonchaser, a young Jedi Knight, on a mission to discover which Sith has found and claimed this temple.

    Sharya, meanwhile, is mourning the loss of her sister, who was last seen during an attack on the Jedi Enclave at Dantooine, and is seeking the Sith responsible for the attack, as well as any information she can find about what happened to her younger sister.

     

    Purely self indulgent porn, and seeing what happens when you give a snarky, baby Jedi Knight to a sarcastic, possessive Sith Lord and a sadistic Mandalorian.

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    Mall Santa Kirishima and angsty Hot Topic employee Bakugou in a fluffy (and then smutty) holiday-themed oneshot where Bakugou hates the holidays but Kirishima knows just what to do to instill some holiday spirit.

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    Will Luffy ever make his friends realize the pun-tential of Christmas? Will someone get him to stop damaging store merchandise and vandalizing people's dogs? And why doesn't anyone appreciate puns, anyway???

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    After the events of Uncanny X-Men 143, Kitty could really use a break. And a Jewish friend. Fortunately someone called the Baxter Building, and Ben Grimm picked up the phone.

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    My attempt at drawlight's 31 Days of Ineffables Holiday Challenge. Herein you will no doubt find shameless fluff, gratuitous carol quoting, and terrible puns. I will make no apologies for being absurd. Enter at your own risk. ;) I'll update tags/rating as applicable.

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    SHIPS:
    Kaminari x Kirishima x Sero
    Bakugou x Midoriya x Todoroki
    Jirou x Yaoyorozu
    Asui x Uraraka

    POSSIBLE FUTURE SHIPS:
    Aoyama x Iida
    Hagakure x Ojiro
    Monoma x Shinsou
    Tokoyami x Shouji

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    2/?
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    Kim Chinsun and Lim Jinsol, best friends since preschool and huge fans of BTS, are hired as a photographer and a stylist by BigHit. They begin forming friendships with BTS members, and are soon dragged into Operation Yoonjin - a mission started by the other 5 members to get Yoonjin to realize their feelings for each other and stop being oblivious.

    This is basically just a mess of everyone shipping everything and telling bad jokes.

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    6/?
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    You, (The Reader), play as my Oc. Enjoy the story!

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    Ever since the monsters came to the surface, you fought for their rights. But, your effort was for naught. Captured by the biggest Anti-Monster foundation, turned into a skeleton monster, and forced to fight innocent monsters, or your family was murdered. And turns out they were killed a whole 3 months ago?
    Yup, that's you.
    And now these four skeletons rescue you and... are surprised when you seem emotionless and souless? Pft... you might not kill yourself for a bit. Heh...

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    When Pro-Hero Ground Zero finds a mangy old cat in the canal one night and takes it to the vets, he didn't expect to find himself faced with the largest, shiniest, most persuasive pair of green eyes he'd ever seen in his goddamn life. So, now he has a cat. And a crush on the vet. And he is so over it.

    An AU Bakudeku story. More F-bombs than you can shake a stick at. Hope y'all like vet puns.

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    14/?
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    pipes: brain cell coming through
    irisbest: can you believe hartley admits to having no braincells
    babybibibi: honestly shook
    pipes: ‘tis a meme
    oliverqueer: great cisco ruined hartley
    transco: it’s an honor

    (The new semester brings us development at VERDANT, new members of the uni club and revelations on all sides. But most importantly: Will Joe rethink the family he built himself?)

    Takes place April - July 2018.

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    29/?
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    6
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    In volunteering to help Alphys with SCIENCE, things go wrong.

    Now Sans' friends and family are getting dragged through his memories with a front row seat to his trauma.

    ~~~

    "No! No" Sans screamed as he started to panic, "nononononononono! NO!"

     

    "S-s-sans! Pu-p-please d-don't p-pani—"

     

    Then everything went white.

    (This is mainly for fun and kinda goes crazy in places)

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    Sequel to True Soul - two and a half years after the Underground Monsters escaped Mt Ebbott have passed and there are still problems between humans and monsters. And if that wasn't enough, an Organization of Monster Hunters have arisen up to attention, attacking monsters and their humans allies, causing fear and chaos for humanity and monster kind. And people are starting to wonder if the Monster Hunters are right or if they are wrong.

    The question is, will there be a new war and just how many will die this time? And what the hell did Gaster do this time to cause a paradox in reality?!

    And who is messing with the timelines and alternate dimensions?

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    26/?
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    Chat Noir gets a YouTube channel and Ladybug is on-board and supportive and thinks it's a wonderful, fantastic idea.

     

    "I mean," He continued with a vague gesture in front of him. His phone was held fairly close to his face so it didn't film the movement, but the essence was there. "It's pretty hard to misinterpret 'Chat Noir absolutely not. That's such a bad idea. Are you an idiot? I've never heard anything more stupid.'"

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    Open your eyes. Take a look around. Can you see the colors? Can you see the patterns in the walls? In everything around you?

    This dimension is alive, it is living just like you and me. Every dimension is alive. That is until they die.

    He calls it liberation.

    I call it genocide.

    Lost in the fog of memory. His voice is there in my head, urging me to keep walking for eternity.

    The deplorable wallpaper keeps fading in and out of my view. One minute I see tacky pink roses on a mahogany red background, next minute I see eyes. Eyes that stare at me. But in a flash, it's gone, until it returns again.

    I don't understand what is happening to me. It's like I'm lost in my own illusion, not knowing what's real and what's not. I have no one to keep me company but him. It's tricky, being around him sometimes. I hope I don't have to endure this for much longer. The End will come soon, and then things can go back to the way they were before.

    I'm hanging in there.

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    “You have an affinity for Black Magic?” he asks, sounding unbelieving.

    “Yeah!” Denki says, and it feels so surreal to argue for it, instead of promising that he doesn’t. “When I was younger I figured out that Black Magic just sort of feels, I dunno, alive? To me? I guess? I don’t really know how else to explain it, it’s a little electrifying almost. I dunno. But, when you look at me, I get the same feeling? So that’s why I thought you had an affinity for it, I’m sorry if I-”

    “I do,” Shinsou cuts him off. “I’ve known since I was six. I just - can’t feel it on you, like you do me.”

    Denki feels himself deflate immediately. Is this one of those unrequited soulmate things? It’d be just his luck, honestly.

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    Shinsou Bowl Week Day 7: AU

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    This is honestly expected at this point for both Danny and Dr. Lewis. Something goes horribly wrong, someone winds up horribly injured, and someone's left patching up a reckless idiot.

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    As annoyed and hard to read Alastor is, and seems to bring fear to everyone else he passes through, the spider demon seems to like to test the Radio Demon himself to the limit where it worries Charlie that Alastor would ends killing them all than helping them like what he said he would do, despite he wishes to see the failures of this little silly project of hers

    But as time went on, things began to set a bit calmer between the Deer and the Spider, although from the front view it still seems like they still despite each other, or is there something else hidden under the rock?

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    6/?
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    Angels having trouble with a word and needs help, shenanigans must ensue once more

    This is intended as pre-slash but can be read as friendship

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    oikawa tooru hates kuroo. he cooks shrimp in the communal microwave, he leaves his dirty laundry on the floor and he is annoyingly attractive. okay, maybe he only hates him a little bit.

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    8
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    10
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    1
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    83

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