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    {This is a Half-Life AU based around the concept of Gordon no longer being fully human. If you wish to talk with me about the story, see concept art, or send fan art my Tumblr blog is @just-a-space-nugget. And if you enjoyed this work also consider checking out my other Half-Life AU: Resistance Hunter and it's story!}

    !!! WARNING HALF-LIFE ALYX SPOILERS !!!
    IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS FIC! Thank you :)

    An unknown powerful entity resides within the walls of the suspended building. Is it a threat? Is it a Combine super weapon? Or could it be the friendly familiar face we've all been waiting for? It isn’t until someone happens upon a few images they aren't supposed to see when things start to come undone. Turning a reactor heist into an unexpected rescue mission.

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    It was Gordon’s first week at work and he barely knew anyone. Despite this, he was at the Black Mesa Employee Entertainment Night(why it had such a verbose name was anyone’s guess). He was used to interacting minimally with his coworkers in the lab and being ignored by everyone else, but as much as tonight scared him, he was grateful for a change of pace.

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    What if Gordon wasn't a human, what if he was some creature that happened to stumble into Barney? What if he meet the others, would chaos ensue or will it be a peaceful interaction?

    Well, buckle up your seatbelts because this'll be ride of your life, with plenty of ups-and-downs and roll-arounds!

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    It's been twenty years since an accident in the test chamber killed Gordon Freeman. He thinks about life, and death, and eternity, while nestled up against a man who won't be with him forever.

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    What you see is what you get, I love this myth and am using a few different tellings of the myth to write this and adding my own personal touches so sorry if this doesn't fit the telling you know.
    it's gonna hurt by the end so get strapped in.

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    The first time Barney wakes up, he’s put through testing as his programs catch up with Black Mesa’s many, many assignments.

    The last time he wakes up, it’s the end of the world.

     

    AU where Barney Calhoun is a prototype guard robot built by Black Mesa before the events of the rescas happen... and proceeds to have to go through it all anyways.

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    NSFW Freehoun chat logs featuring me (Credit) and various geniuses. These bitches gay and in love, and they fuck!

    Each chapter will have a summary and kink warnings in the notes. Tags will be updated over time. Not posted in any order, chronologically or thematically. Lightly edited for continuity, relevance, and comprehensibility.

    Enjoy!

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    {This is a Half-Life Combine Gordon AU called Resistance Hunter. This AU has a Tumblr blog, @resistance-hunter, with all RH AU content and concept art. For more info on the blog, visit the blog and read the pinned post.}

    Barney and the rest of the Resistance do everything in their power to get their Gordon back. But their Gordon doesn’t exist any more. This Gordon was under Combine command.

    No matter how the war ends Gordon will never be the same man again, not with out life changing repercussions.

    Is the one free man...really free after all?

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    Barney Calhoun meets the man of his dreams and has a lot of feelings about it.

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    Barney first seems rather content laying back and waiting for what's to come, but as seconds pass and no relief comes, he sits up.

    “...Everything alright?” He raises a brow, and Gordon sits back on his heels with an expression far too annoyed for what they’re up to.

    “...I can’t figure out how to undo your pants,” he grumbles, and Barney finds himself pursing his lips to keep from laughing at the extraordinarily little problem.

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    Two houses, alike in dignity: Casa del Freeman and Barney House. Sure, learning to live with two alternate universe versions of yourself can have its rough patches, but it seemed like things had finally settled down.

    ....But then Freemind catches a bad case of Catboy Maid disease.

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    Barney Calhoun goes through the motions.

    In the days before the Black Mesa Incident.

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    [ON HIATUS]

    The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference. And, truly, what is a place more wrong for Gordon Freeman than Dr Breen's office?

    Well, what's a little misinformation between friends?

    [How will Gordon's life change, living in the Citadel?
    When will he put 2 and 2 together and realize something Isn't Right?
    How long can I make Barney Calhoun yearn for?
    Will my burning hatred for Ravenholme be made clear?
    These are the questions you should tune in to have answered!]

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    “Legend says, if you’re alone at a certain time of night, you might see… The Suit Guy.”

    “The Suit Guy? Really?”

    “What? I didn’t name him, Doc, don’t shoot the messenger. Otis, you know Otis, he was the one who told me about it. Eli said he saw him, too; it’s a bonafide legend around here. Essential learning, it is.”

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    20 years is a long time.

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    His thoughts were racing a mile a minute. He had never come across any disruptions during his countless late night patrols at Black Mesa. What could it be? Heart pounding, Barney’s hand hovered over the door knob. He took a deep breath, preparing himself for the worst, before opening the door and charging forward and-

    Gordon Freeman whipped his head up to look at Barney.

    ---

    Gordon needs to sleep and Barney is intent on making sure that he does.

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    Gordon Freeman wakes up to his friend's dad's face directly in front of his own, telling him about some sort of... destiny? It's strange, especially because he doesn't say anything to indicate he knows who Gordon is. And then these people from Black Mesa pretend they're best friends even though Gordon barely remembers them? But, hey, the Science Team is back! Kind of... they're missing a member... (although Darnold is here, and that's nice). Oh, and Benrey's no where to be seen, that's good!

    But also an alien organization hellbent on pulling Earth into its clutches is even more hellbent on killing Gordon. That's probably his biggest concern at the moment.

    Oh, yeah, and it's been twenty years since the Chuck E. Cheese party, which... Gordon doesn't really remember ending?

    Anyways, yeah, he's in some shit.

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    Gordon Freemind asks to be used by the science team. It didn't take much convincing. He's not sure what that says about him. Was he annoying enough for everyone to want to humiliate and degrade him this badly? That's pretty funny.

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    Freemind angrily jerks off in the privacy of his home after work. It all snowballs from there.

    A short bi-denial Freemind fic turned into a multi-chapter masterpiece ;) If you don't know Freeman's mind, just know this shit is gonna be rough & read the tags.

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    Gordon Freeman has returned, and Alyx is ready to help him in anyway she can. But neither are prepared to see a ghost from the past, especially on the other side of the war.

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