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    "No!” Lup says, vehemently, shaking her head for emphasis. "No doctors."

    Barry's paralysed. This is such a shitty trope, some part of his brain is shouting at him. They always say that in movies just before the hapless sidekick has to sew up the protagonist. He can’t sew at the best of times, let alone when there’s blood everywhere!

    "Why not?"

    She bites her lip worriedly, not meeting his gaze.

     

    Lup and Taako crash land outside the tiny village of Faerun. Lup's lucky enough to find somewhere to recuperate, but she soon discovers that she's feeling something she never expected for the man taking care of her. Taako's lost, alone, and scared, but he knows one thing - he'll raze this planet to the ground to find Lup.

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    Lup's gone and Barry's not having a good time. A slow descent into Where The Fuck is My Wife.
    aka its 2 am time for Barry to experience emotions he hasn't wanted to look at.

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    Taako and Lup never planned on going to college at all, and they certainly didn’t plan on living in some old dudes house with 5 other people and upwards of 100 potted plants instead of a dorm.

    (The title is a placeholder let me know in the comments if you have a better one)

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    3/?
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    24
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    2
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    If things were slightly different, Frodo and Sam would have run into a mysterious old husband and wife beyond the Ring's power. They still do, it's just a different husband and a different wife.

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    "I want you to know that I am always going to be here for you. No matter what. You know that, right?”

    “I know. I’ll always be here for you too, Lup.”

    And they held one another for a long moment. And it would have been really nice if not for the small voice whispering in the back of Taako’s head.

    You’re lying to her.

    You won’t always be here.

    You’re going to die.

    (In which Taako realizes his three favorite people in the world are now immortal and goes on a secret quest for immortality.)

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    A vaguely walking dead themed au of the adventure zone. Magnus wakes up in an abandoned hospital, Barry and Lucretia escape a zombie infested Phandolin, Taako and Lup aquire a child. Merle is slightly competent and Davenport has a camper
    Rating might get bumped up as things progress cuz zombie gore and that kinda stuff. Tags will be added as we go too.

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    8/?
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    It had started simply enough. One little fissure, one little crack, and from there, it was spreading faster and faster, the rot setting in. Like stucco cracked after an earthquake, spreading even after the initial tremors had long since passed. One night of a cold shoulder. Two mornings of silence over coffee. Three little bickering arguments that turned into four days of hurt. Five awkward attempts at apologies. Six friends expressing their concerns.

    Seven birds, two of whom were in agony.

    (Please do especially note the tag "Angst with a Happy Ending" - this fic is HEAVY ANGST but a Happy Ending IS COMING.)

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    This is a D&D live play podcast of the general Balance storyline with a voidfished Lup and Barry in place of THB. In this first session, Lup sneaks off the moonbase in search of her friend Brian, meets a certain denim clad man, faces a gerblin that looks like Common and sounds like Kelsey Grammar, and meets a bugbear Hugbear.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    7
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    17
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    7
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    Ten years ago, the Great Relics came to Faerun. How they came and why is a mystery, but their effect was almost instantaneous.

    Out of the tragedy, a savior arose: the Bureau of Balance, a clandestine organization established to save the weak-minded masses from the thrall of the Relics.

    They do not work alone: In the shadows lurks a group of men and women feared for their ruthlessness and brutality who hunt down the unfortunate souls who fall victim to the Thrall.

    They are the Regulators, and the most formidable of their number is the most terrifying of all.

    Assassin. Murderer. Monster.

    Bluejeans.

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    When Angus meets 3 unusual strangers on the train, he goes from suspecting them to trusting them with a speed that surprised even him. He isn't sure what it is about them, but their humor, enthusiasm, and overall strangeness is just... fun. It isn't long before he's inviting them to take an even bigger part of the case than he'd expected.

    When they part ways he is expecting them to be nothing more than a fond memory he will occasionally chuckle at, but then they run into each other again. And again. And again.

    Angus wouldn't usually mind (after all, he likes these guys), but it's really frustrating when half of their words are just static.

    OR

    What started as a retelling of the Rockport Limited from Angus's POV turned into an experiment to see what would happen if Angus was never inoculated, but kept popping up to help with the relic hunt anyway.

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    Trautonium_Corvid and T_sizzle have been online boyfriends for eight months. It was love at first sight of their mutually terrible Grindr profile pics.

    Kravitz and Taako have been working together at the corner deli for all of eight minutes, and they already hate each other.

    Will our heroes ever reveal their identities? Will they learn how to run a basic social media search on romantic prospects? Stay tuned to watch this whole facade crumble around their ears! Eventual smooching guaranteed.

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    34/?
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    What does it mean to be a team?

    More importantly, what does it mean to be a family?

    The inhabitants of the Starblaster figure that it's a lot of different things.

    Part of it is being there.

    Part of it is being missed when you're not.

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    This is just a super brief little thing I wrote about the first moments after the fighting is over when Barry is finally able to just focus on Lup being back. I quite like it and hated for it to just fade into obscurity on tumblr. Hope you enjoy!

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    Lup CANNOT believe her brother is getting married before her (ignoring that she got married across multiple planes during the Stolen Century). As the older sister she couldn't just let it happen, she had to get married first and she had to have the most amazing wedding ever. Now she only had to find out what the perfect wedding was.

    Taako did not notice that Lup made the weddings a competition. He didn’t do it on purpose, he promised. It was just so hard to keep track of his sister. Or the fact that he had a sister. Living with the memory of two different lives lead to unexpected consequences, like forgetting he actually had a sister. His solution to stop forgetting about it? She needed to be front and centre during his own (unforgettable) wedding. If she was right there, then he wouldn't forget about her anymore. Right?

    Right?

    And what bigger part could Lup play in Taako’s wedding, than ALSO getting married? Double dates are OUT, double weddings are IN.

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    3/15
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    A series of drabbles and short ficlets originally posted on my tumblr @kravkalackin.

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    9/?
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    57
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    A hundred years is a long time.

    These nerds are gonna need every second of it, looks like.

    Join us as we slowburn our way through the Stolen Century, learning trust and love and how not to be a doofus (hopefully).

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    40
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    5
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    After two years, College freshman Barry Bluejeans returns to fencing to try and get in shape. He doesn't expect to become the chauffeur for the Starblaster high school team, to get roped into not-technically-larping, or help this kid study for his Bar Mitzvah. He certainly didn't expect to find a community--or to fall in love.

    Meanwhile, Taako is pining for a hot dancer boy, Lup is planning her escape, Magnus is helping overthrow the student council at a school he doesn't even go to, Mavis is fighting with her father, Angus is desperate for a mystery to solve, and Lucretia--well, it's hard to know exactly what's going on with Lucretia.

    It's a TAZ High School-ish Fencing AU! There's a lot going on.

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    38
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    A series of one-shots about a Taakitz wedding. I have no idea how many, sorry.

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    3/?
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    “Taako,” Hurley asks, “where’s your magic umbrella?”
    Taako looks behind him.
    He had tossed the Umbrastaff in the path of a neighboring vehicle, which was beginning to catch up to them. He sees them now, far in the distance, and he sees his Umbrastaff, too, lying dangerously close to its wheels. As if on cue, he watches the tires crush it to pieces.
    “Whoops,” he says.
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    Lup is trapped.
    And then she isn’t.
    ---
    In which Taako breaks his umbrella during the Petals to the Metal race, unknowingly freeing Lup, who is almost immediately captured by Kravitz. After becoming a member of the Raven Queen's retinue with Kravitz as her trainer, she has two missions: 1) find her family, and 2) ruin Kravitz's afterlife.
    A story about enemies becoming friends and lost families finding their way back to one another.

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    10/?
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    A podfic of "Bury the Lead" by marywhale.

    Taako’s senior year at Neverwinter High could be going better. Faced with a choice between joining the school’s floundering newspaper or being expelled, he opts for a career in journalism.

    Lucretia, the paper’s editor, kind of wishes he'd gone the other way.

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    English
    Words:
    60
    Chapters:
    5/12
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    220

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